View Full Version : Would You Suck Cock For 1,000,000
LONELYBOY
08-26-2005, 11:45 PM
would you sock cock for a million dollars
jimjam5000
08-27-2005, 12:03 AM
this is kinda gay
twiztid one
08-27-2005, 03:51 AM
this is kinda gay
i agree...what possesed you to make this thread?!?
DMMcphee
08-27-2005, 03:55 AM
A million dollars? It would depend on how long, and if I have to swallow the cum *shudder*
mr.wow
08-27-2005, 04:26 AM
Do u live in san francisco?
Well, I said no. But honestly, think about it, if the money was actually in front of you, and the cock was in front of you, we'd all be thinking a little differently.
Flankered
08-27-2005, 10:15 AM
a million is alot but it depends how long and if you swallow.....what the fuck made you think of this thread??? :wtf:
CheeseMonkeys
08-27-2005, 11:57 AM
If i only had to do it for like 30 seconds maby... With the million dollars i would i have to buy high tech stuff to rid my mouth of any possible germs. :eek:
TheOne
08-27-2005, 12:02 PM
what if the guy you had to suck had AIDS and you did and didnt know? no thank you
Indras
08-27-2005, 12:57 PM
what if the guy you had to suck had AIDS and you did and didnt know? no thank you
That was retarded. You can't get aids from oral sex, that's not even an issue. Genetal warts, on the other hand...
Master. kirby
08-27-2005, 01:05 PM
1 million?
sure.
97GAGT
08-27-2005, 01:24 PM
Hell, I would for $100
OldRootbeer
08-27-2005, 02:13 PM
I definatley think I'de suck one for a million dollars. I might throw up a few time while doing it, but I would just hold my breath and close my eyes.
ITS A MILLION DOLLARS
Trevi626
08-27-2005, 02:15 PM
Hell, I would for $100
Ur gay and a half man. Unless ur a woman. Then ur... u know... not gay.
But no, it woyld have to be 1 billion dollars for me.
Chemicalweapons
08-27-2005, 02:18 PM
You wouldn't have to pay, but i would gladly accept the million dollars. So yes
CheeseMonkeys
08-27-2005, 03:46 PM
Say if your a girl or not though.
wsuwarrior
08-27-2005, 03:57 PM
who cares if someone calls you gay ITS A MILLION DOLLARS!
Jk1725
08-27-2005, 04:29 PM
on the chappelle show
i think i would do it.................it would suck though
no pun intended
crailtap
08-27-2005, 04:57 PM
I answered no, but I still wonder...
Does it matter how good it was?
Do you have to fondle his balls?
Would you have to talk dirty (Oh yeah, I just want to suck it) or could you be quiet and make his penis go flaccid with your harsh silence?
Would he have to get off?
Would the million be tax exempt?
Would it be circumsised?
Would he make you deep throat?
Would there have to be tongue action? Like licking the head, or is it just straight sucking?
Could you make him wear a condom? (our health teacher says you don't lose anything during oral sex if you use a condom, even though that's a crock of shit)
Would it even be a he, or would it be a hermaphrodite?
Would it have to be after a week without jerking so he has lots of backed up sperm?
Is he shaven/ how long are his pubes?
How long has it been since he cleaned it?
Would he have STDs?
dudeinanigloo
08-28-2005, 03:03 AM
Well, I said no. But honestly, think about it, if the money was actually in front of you, and the cock was in front of you, we'd all be thinking a little differently.
I agree with this guy. However, a million bucks is a lot of fucking dough, people. I gotta admit, even though I'm straight, it does sound like a good deal!
Would it have to be after a week without jerking so he has lots of backed up sperm?
About this: The testes constantly recycle old sperm, so there is really always the same amount in there (unless you're flogging your dong multiple times a day). You could go a whole year without unloading and it wouldn't make a difference.
El Jarretto
08-28-2005, 03:20 AM
I would. Think of all the sex you could have because you're rich.
strikeandburn
08-28-2005, 03:24 AM
i would do it, fuck i could retire with that money
Trismo
08-28-2005, 03:58 AM
i defenetly would, first i thought i wouldnt but man a millon bucks, i dont care, ITS NOT LIKE ANYONESGONA KNOW!
I don't think I could live with the fact that I did that gay shit, I'd rather kill myself for a million dollars.
Smokey McGoo
08-28-2005, 04:31 AM
Yes. These are more characters.
louis117
08-28-2005, 02:24 PM
lol that only prove that 50% of the ebaumer are expensive whore!
and no i wont do it money is not the first thing in my life
MagicsBackAgain
08-28-2005, 04:21 PM
That's very tempting.
Would I have to pay the 1,000,000 upfront or would installments be an option?
do ya see what I did there?
Master. kirby
08-28-2005, 04:46 PM
anyone that would refuse is eaither
1. one of the gays in the closet and wouldn't dare say anything gay.
2. a homophobe that thinks doing somthing for such a large ammount of cash automaticly makes them gay.
3. some stupid little kid that doesn't know what $1,000,000 means.
louis117
08-28-2005, 05:09 PM
anyone that would refuse is eaither
1. one of the gays in the closet and wouldn't dare say anything gay.
2. a homophobe that thinks doing somthing for such a large ammount of cash automaticly makes them gay.
3. some stupid little kid that doesn't know what $1,000,000 means.
ill take a number 2 and maybe a 3
Enjoi
08-28-2005, 07:15 PM
this would be alot easier if i were a girl
That was retarded. You can't get aids from oral sex, that's not even an issue. Genetal warts, on the other hand...
Yes you can, ass.
Have a cut in your mouth? Have some of that fine salty brew lately?
If so it's entirely possible you have AIDS.
jimjam5000
08-29-2005, 12:17 AM
i voted a little higher might do
ItchyItchyFace
08-29-2005, 06:12 PM
Of course. I would even take it in the ass for a million dollars.
Trismo
08-29-2005, 07:33 PM
Of course. I would even take it in the ass for a million dollars.
..............ok.............do you......are you........?????when you go to the bathroom do you go to the one with the girl sign or the boy sign :shuffle:
jimjam5000
08-29-2005, 08:19 PM
well that was just retarded and you might wanna start posting less trismo that is why pretty much every one hates you
JuliaAguilar
08-29-2005, 08:25 PM
This is yet another question that was obviously aimed at the male members of this forum, but let's just say I wasn't married.
Hell the fuck yes I would, I do it all the time anyway.
dudeinanigloo
08-30-2005, 02:24 AM
Julia,
I gotta ask you a question. You're married, and have kids, and obviously have more of a life than most of the other members here. What compels you to post here? Is it just for pure entertainment?
G-manMET
08-30-2005, 02:53 AM
Julia,
I gotta ask you a question. You're married, and have kids, and obviously have more of a life than most of the other members here. What compels you to post here? Is it just for pure entertainment?
She's pregnant.
Henkie
08-30-2005, 08:28 AM
Hell the fuck yes I would, I do it all the time anyway.
That's the same mouth you kiss your kid(s) goodnight with! I'm shocked... :p
Anyway, 1 million is a bit of a doubtcase, but a little more could do it for me.
James Bond 007
08-30-2005, 09:48 AM
I voted yes but I didnt read it properly.... $1,000,000 is around £550,000 so I would like to change my answer to more money will do it. If it was a million pounds then yeah ofcourse I would, its a life changing amount of money, most of the people saying no definatley would if it was seriously offered to them. Who has to know?
The only problem would be if he shot his load into my mouth, I would throw up and kick the living shit out of him.
JuliaAguilar
08-30-2005, 11:09 AM
Julia,
I gotta ask you a question. You're married, and have kids, and obviously have more of a life than most of the other members here. What compels you to post here? Is it just for pure entertainment?
Pretty much. I started posting here while I was pregnant with Lalito and stationed in Germany, and I (luckily) got placed in a job where I didn't have to do pretty much anything at all since they are over-protective of pregnant women. Therefore, I got to sit around on the internet almost all day, with random, "Hey, can you type this please?" requests here and there. I got addicted to the forum at that time.
MegaSuperdude
08-30-2005, 03:39 PM
Fuck, I do it for free, a million bucks would be a nice increase. ;)
Frostdaddy
08-30-2005, 05:12 PM
Hell, I'd sleep with my grandmother for 1,000,000 dollars.
dudeinanigloo
08-30-2005, 08:20 PM
Pretty much. I started posting here while I was pregnant with Lalito and stationed in Germany, and I (luckily) got placed in a job where I didn't have to do pretty much anything at all since they are over-protective of pregnant women. Therefore, I got to sit around on the internet almost all day, with random, "Hey, can you type this please?" requests here and there. I got addicted to the forum at that time.
That sounds like a fun job - too bad I'm a male, and can't possibly get pregnant! :D Well, have fun posting here, for however long you decide to stick around. :cool:
FrozenMonkey
08-31-2005, 02:10 AM
yes, but i wouldnt swallow
Guy LeDouche
08-31-2005, 02:19 AM
Well you are going to have to swallow..
pudgmo
08-31-2005, 05:49 PM
No way, That image would be burned into my brain and all the money in the world wouldn't get rid of it. Besides, if you can't be happy without money you can't be happy. If you can't tell your mom were the money came from you better think about it.
LONELYBOY
08-31-2005, 06:09 PM
No way, That image would be burned into my brain and all the money in the world wouldn't get rid of it. Besides, if you can't be happy without money you can't be happy. If you can't tell your mom were the money came from you better think about it.
money can get things off your head, like in that movie with jim carrey that he deletes that girl from his mind
swchblade34
08-31-2005, 06:51 PM
Hell, I would for $100
LOL i wouldn't go that low... but i just wanted to know if somebody actually offered this to u and ur just wondering if you would stay strait
Fox_Bot
09-01-2005, 02:44 AM
I would do it if he didnt have aids and I didn't have to deep throat.
Sucktooth
09-01-2005, 03:25 AM
I'd do it for a million dollars, as long as the guy has no STDs. If he's both uncut, and has a forest growing down there, i'm pretty sure I can work my way around it. A million dollars is a lot of money.
I would swallow, but I should be allowed to kill him afterwards.
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