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rand0m
08-28-2005, 07:14 PM
"All women have, at certain moments, wished that they could pee standing up, like men.
Now they can! With the URINELLE, a disposable cone through which women can urinate without having to sit down."

Urinelle (http://www.urinelle.biz/)

I just found this in the eLinks and ... there is no way a company exists to make these.

GatsbyGal
08-28-2005, 07:23 PM
Nope, sorry, that does actually exist. I believe it's that exact brand that I saw for sale at REI.

Gruntork
08-28-2005, 07:45 PM
I'm affraid I have to tell you that doesn't look fake at all. I'm going with Gatsby on this one.

windowlicker
08-28-2005, 07:57 PM
You can make $$$ from woman pissing if the good old US of A...good product? no way...whats your point? simple woman about town, busy lady...caught short...shit, i'm dying for a piss...what to do? EASY...pull out my paper thin cone and piss into it in a back alley and simply dump it in a bin for the garbage man to sniff at....

instead of the good old tried and tested way used for decades of simply finding a womans convenience, bit of toilet paper.... done!, jobs a goodun!

whats a fooking loada bollocks!

-WL

JMac453
08-28-2005, 07:58 PM
I'm affraid I have to tell you that doesn't look fake at all. I'm going with Gatsby on this one.

Yeah, I'm going to have to agree as well that it most definitely looks real, but...WTF? This boggles my mind...

Gruntork
08-28-2005, 10:01 PM
Yeah, I'm going to have to agree as well that it most definitely looks real, but...WTF? This boggles my mind...

Yeah, but, I know it makes sense. Plenty of women want penises, so why not at least get the ability to pee standing up? <.<

mech_rabbit
08-28-2005, 10:01 PM
I've heard of them being popular for chicks when their fishing, you know since guys can just piss over the edge. so girls can buy this, it is a real product.

Frymaster
08-28-2005, 10:44 PM
Mech, when are the pictures going to be posted?

Trismo
08-28-2005, 10:51 PM
they7y use it on public bathrooms,my mom uses it................................she says that you do not wana pee sitting down on a public pisser...no coment :)

marcus
08-28-2005, 10:57 PM
totally fake

FrozenMonkey
08-29-2005, 12:56 AM
im just gonna spitball this, but im pretty sure you are in the completely wrong thread, try Everything/Nothing

static-image
08-29-2005, 02:32 AM
"All women have, at certain moments, wished that they could pee standing up, like men.
Now they can! With the URINELLE, a disposable cone through which women can urinate without having to sit down."

Urinelle (http://www.urinelle.biz/)

I just found this in the eLinks and ... there is no way a company exists to make these.



Did you happen to notice in there, too, that it mentioned it's perfect for airplanes and long car rides?

Ok... the car, cool. You know the people in the car, usually.
But a jet? Something's wrong with that. I thought the same thing.

GatsbyGal
08-29-2005, 03:06 AM
totally fake

You're totally wrong.

http://www.rei.com/product/726.htm?vcat=REI_SSHP_CAMPING_TOC

This is what I saw at REI. Things like this DO exist.

FrozenMonkey
08-29-2005, 09:23 AM
totally fakeYou're totally wrong.

http://www.rei.com/product/726.htm?vcat=REI_SSHP_CAMPING_TOC

This is what I saw at REI. Things like this DO exist.

Don't listen to him, he makes stupid comments and tries to be funny.

300zxfan
08-29-2005, 10:31 AM
Don't listen to him, he makes stupid comments and tries to be funny.

saying is that was a real knee slapper, that was SO funny... :insane:

rand0m
08-29-2005, 12:08 PM
they7y use it on public bathrooms,my mom uses it................................she says that you do not wana pee sitting down on a public pisser...no coment :)

Ok thats not somthing you wanna boast about, let alone tell anyone

Nosgoth
08-29-2005, 07:50 PM
Ya know, as a female....I really don't care. I don't spend much time on the damn toilet, so I don't have enough time to hink about how I could possibly be standing up as I'm peeing.

But...then again, that's just me.

rand0m
08-29-2005, 08:05 PM
your weird

Rockafeller312
08-29-2005, 08:43 PM
i agree with nosgoth, i myself am a woman, and carrying that thing around would be annoying, big, and embarrassing, i mean whats the point, put toilet paper on the fuckin seat

GatsbyGal
08-29-2005, 09:12 PM
Two words: penis envy.

FrozenMonkey
08-30-2005, 12:30 AM
saying is that was a real knee slapper, that was SO funny... :insane:

read his other posts, he actually says in one that his sarcastic comments are supposed to be funny...

doorknobopener
08-30-2005, 09:02 PM
I don't know their are a bunch of weird inventions out there. I saw some commerical for a spray that gets rid of the smell of cat pee, and they kept saying pee

Its Not A Tumaa
08-30-2005, 10:13 PM
http://www.urinelle.biz/html/en/Howtouse.shtml

:lol: :lol: :lol:

marcus
08-31-2005, 12:20 PM
totally fake

FrozenMonkey
08-31-2005, 12:43 PM
it's times like these i wish i was a mod, i would put this guy in rehab

Caveman
08-31-2005, 12:44 PM
totally fake

No, it is real. You would be suprised how many women buy it.

BaxterII
08-31-2005, 09:01 PM
why can't girls just go pee pee in the potty? (and make my dinner)

DMMcphee
09-02-2005, 01:07 AM
Did you happen to notice in there, too, that it mentioned it's perfect for airplanes and long car rides?

Ok... the car, cool. You know the people in the car, usually.
But a jet? Something's wrong with that. I thought the same thing.


There's toilets at the back of an airplane, and the seats get pissed on many times, because some people are too lazy to lift it up. Same with Greyhound or Charter buses. Or whatever kind of bus you have to carry people from one city to another in america

gardkarlsen
07-22-2006, 04:41 AM
Hi

If you think it is a joke then you haven't travelled much :) There are times when I think women would like to pee standing up...some of the toilets is Africa, South East Asia are not very nice. Here is one picture that I took while climbing Kilimanjaro: http://gardkarlsen.com/kilimanjaro/first_toilet_on_kilimanjaro.jpg :eek:

Regards
Gard
http://gardkarlsen.com - trip reports and pictures

Ocin
07-22-2006, 12:39 PM
Sitting down is better anyway. :bigwink:

Shelleybean
07-22-2006, 01:21 PM
I use it for when I go sturgeon fishing. When I didn't have one I had to lean over the back of the boat, one time it was really slippery cause it was raining and I fell into the river. Now it's so easy, especially when you're on a boat for 8 hours drinking beer.:)

Keith98
07-22-2006, 02:46 PM
My god must women be able to do everything. Now I cannot say oh ya well I can pee standing up. Women can have babies, and men can pee standing up. Now guys have nothing it's just not fair.

I_Say_Nay!
07-22-2006, 03:44 PM
My god must women be able to do everything. Now I cannot say oh ya well I can pee standing up. Women can have babies, and men can pee standing up. Now guys have nothing it's just not fair.

Well until they invent the paper testicles so women can produce semen, we still have a 1-up on them...

Essenz
07-22-2006, 08:27 PM
what a about a paper brain hhahaaha god made woman not perfect and now they try to catch up with paper stuff haahahahaahahaahaha but for my sexuell prefereces these things are perfekt now i just dont miss a single drop mhhh ahhh ohh it came

Solidus
07-22-2006, 09:41 PM
ya know whats weird...I skimmed over The View a couple years ago(please believe me I don't watch it) and they had one of these out so...ya its real