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Dr-Mx
08-29-2005, 03:36 PM
Sitting at home on a lazy Sunday afternoon...

I decided to do some searching on the net to see if any people would leave thier CVs lying around the internet, so i googles
intitle:cv filetype:DOCand it comes up with way too many boring results.

I wondered if anyone would be sad enough to have "playing games" as keywords... and first result is Alex Macfarlane Smith's CV...

Ok now it gets intresting, check out this guys intrests :shuffle:
www.archifishal.co.uk/whoweare/alex/cv/cv.doc

In my spare time, I can be found on talkers and Multi User Dungeons under the name Aardvark. I also enjoy reading science fiction books, and watching science fiction series and films on TV. I like playing Laserquest and ten pin bowling, and I play pool with my friends. I fairly regularly go to the cinema to see the latest releases. Occasionally, I play badminton, but this is usually only during the holidays. I also enjoy playing games on my PlayStation 2, including Crazy Taxi, Baldur's Gate and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

I thought telling your future employers you love laserquest isnt going to help you secure a job... wonder what else I can find about this guy...
http://cerberus.archifishal.co.uk/whoweare/alex/aboutme/index.shtml
Here are some pics of him hahahaha, check out the third pic.

http://cerberus.archifishal.co.uk/whoweare/alex/aboutme/local/aardvark3.jpg

WHY IS HE AT THE PUB WITH HIS NAN HAHAHAHAHA OMG...

There is so much shit on his site i could list so many golden quotes!!

Someone needs to post his cv to a employment agency :icon_rofl

Just thought i'd share my laughs :)

Jk1725
08-30-2005, 05:16 PM
he sounds like a real winner i bet you he cant keep the ladies of of him
he also sounds like a wonderful employee

a_brainless_guy
08-30-2005, 05:19 PM
Don't lie to us Dr-MX we know that's you and it's your CV.


seriously though what a fun looking guy he look's.

EDIT:If I were him I really wouldn't leave my address on the internet:

42 Holly Road,
Broughty Ferry,
Dundee,
DD5 2LZ.

Dr-Mx
08-31-2005, 07:13 AM
Gets worse...

I started programming in BASIC on a BBC B when I was about four, but only started doing some neat programs when I was about eight - I wrote a Monster game (which I memorised and re-typed every Friday because I couldn't save onto the network)

four years old ... ok... :insane: