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whocares
08-30-2005, 05:00 PM
Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.
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A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
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What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.
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What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
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What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.
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Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
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Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"
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Lady_Alexiel
08-31-2005, 06:00 AM
hehe, well funny, got any more?
Trismo
08-31-2005, 07:07 AM
i dint chuckle once
pudgmo
08-31-2005, 11:08 AM
What do you call a quadriplegic in a hot tub? Stew
What do you cal a quadriplegic in a pool? Bob
what do you call a quadriplegic on your front porch? Mat
What do you cal a quadriplegic on a frying pan? Patty
What do you cal a quadriplegic that falls out of a hospital bed? Sue
swchblade34
08-31-2005, 06:59 PM
sorry dude, these are like 2nd grade jokes

better luck next time.
whocares
09-01-2005, 02:45 AM
sorry dude, these are like 2nd grade jokes

better luck next time.
Says the guy with the Green Day avatar, a "second grade" band.
Fox_Bot
09-01-2005, 02:48 AM
These aren't really that funny but they're clever. I chuckled.
G-manMET
09-01-2005, 02:49 AM
Why is this joke dirty?





BECAUSE THE JOKE WAS PLAYING IN THE MUD!



Why is this a clean joke?





BECAUSE THE JOKE TOOK A BATH!

:icon_rofl :icon_rofl omfg I'm hilarious
Manhoe
09-01-2005, 03:09 AM
g-man your fuckin hilarious (serious face) lol
jimjam5000
09-01-2005, 07:04 PM
diddent laugh once they kinda sucked
Jk1725
09-01-2005, 07:52 PM
thats the point they arent supposed to be like LMFAOLMAOOMFGROFLOMGWTFBBQ
Krivitsky
09-04-2005, 04:49 AM
Some of those are funny because they aren't while others aren't funny because they just aren't and yet they're all cool because they bug people. Its kind of hard to explain.
Flankered
09-04-2005, 06:35 AM
Did you hear about the magic tractor???

It turned into a field


omfg gets me every time :icon_rofl