Heaven Joke

[DMMcphee]

So the Queen and Paris Hilton are in heaven, but St. Peter says they can only take one of them, and told them both to do something to impress him. Paris Hilton Flashes him, and he said "Alright, let's see what Your Highness does."

The Queen goes to the nearest bathroom, takes a dump and flushes the toilet. St. Peter then says "Your Highness, you may go in. Paris Hilton, You have to go to hell."

Desperate, Paris Hilton asks: "Why? How can an old lady's shit beat my breasts?"

St. Peter says "I'm sorry, but a Royal Flush beats a Pair anyday"

[Master. kirby]

thats pretty good, i'm in a wicked bad mood and you put a smile on my face, thx.

[Mattjam]

Yeah, I liked that joke too.

[morbid_delirium]

I dont see why it had to be paris hilton in there, but wtf...

[Capt_Canada]

I think st peter, just has a human excrement fetish

[jimjam5000]

that was pretty good :lol:

[dudeinanigloo]

Here's another heaven joke...

A bus full of 50 ugly people (including the driver) is driving down a meandering mountain road. Suddenly, the bus careens out of control, falls of the cliff, and everyone on board dies instantly.

So these 50 ugly people are standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter says "Since you have all been cursed by unbelievable bad luck, you will all get one wish to make your stay in heaven more enjoyable."

So, the first ugly person says "I want to be beautiful!" Their wish is granted, and they are beautiful.

The second person says "I want to be beautiful, too!" Soon, all the ugly people are asking for the same wish.

By the time they get to the last guy, he is rolling on the ground, crying with laughter. St. Peter waits for the man to compose himself, then says "What is your wish, my son?"

The man then says, through stifled giggles, "Make 'em all ugly again!" :D

[jimjam5000]

that was hilarious

[gabet]

A good one, I like it.

[BaxterII]

haha, that was a great joke

[R-Spec]

Lol like the joke ur rough copy 4 that demon book is great u seem like a good writer :)

[DMMcphee]

Lol like the joke ur rough copy 4 that demon book is great u seem like a good writer :)

thank you very much, it should be done in a year or so. But, I will probably have to re-write it again and again, so it will be out in maybe 2-15 years

[mr.wow]

lol :lol: I like this joke

[September05er]

whats a royal flush? i get the pairs part tho

[Zooch]

Paris Hilton's boobs are as big as a fucking 12 year olds...

[Deep_Wood]

theres a 13 year old in my school whos DD. fuck its distracting.

[Somethingevil]

whats a royal flush? i get the pairs part tho
Royal Flush is the highest poker hand you can get playing with only one deck.

[Zooch]

Royal Flush is the highest poker hand you can get playing with only one deck.

One time we were playing deuces wild and I got 5 straight... best hand in poker using wild cards...

[pimpinchevelle7]

paris hilton has smaller tits then a 5 year old asian, wtf