The Best Insults/comebacks In History

[phycoraven]

post some of the best insults and or combacks in history


did your dad forgot to tell you your a pussy

[boast]

post some of the best insults and or combacks in history


did your dad forgot to tell you your a pussy

your gay.


:bang:

[Frostdaddy]

YOUR MOM'S A JEW!

*Actually in a letter from Anne Frank to Adolf Hitler. Hitler killed himself in a bunker soon after reading it.*

[JMac453]

LOL if that happened, that truly would be the greatest insult EVAR!!!11

[SmoothKnight]

Your mom is black.

[MorPHineDrinKer]

Drink some bleach.

[jerky18]

simply put,

get fucked...

[greasemonkey]

I heard this on XBL funny as hell a guys phone is ringing, another guy doesnt want him to answer it.

Ey, my phone is ringing i'll brb
no dont get it, halo is more important
It's your mom calling, i can't just ignore her i have to keep her happy

[Manhoe]

wow your reallly fat

[Camaro33]

*random guy asks*,
"hey nice camaro, whatta ya pullin in that?"

*looks at random guy with a snear*
"your hoes."


ahhhh, i love sayin that :D

[æcvfootball10æ]

You're adopted, your parents don't even love you.

When's the last time you've seen your dad? The gay bar?

[biscuit]

since were stealing from dodgeball..

Youre about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop.

[Snowy]

its a poopy flavored lollipop, not cock....

your face

your mom

[biscuit]

No , its definitely "cock flavored" if were talking about from "Dodgeball" atleast.

[Snowy]

i have the movie, ive seen it atleast 10 times, go watch it again

its poopy flavored

[Mr Vega]

im your pimp your my ho

~Mr Vega

[/Tilt/]

Your mother's a terrible cook.

[krazikanaidian]

Me: Hey did you just burp?
Them: No...
Me: Are you sure? Cuz it smells like penis...

[Snowy]

im gonna take your mom out to a nice dinner, and NEVER call her back

[troxy18]

go eat a bag of dicks.

[Rastapopulous]

Another old but good comeback:

"Shut up or I'll slit the tires on your home."

[refoops]

Sorry, I don't speak fat bitch.

[.osiris.]

Will you tell your mother to stop wearing lipstick when she comes over? My cock looks like a f'n rainbow!

[james_b09]

if the person is adopted just say: bah ur adopted. it works everytime.

[JamMasterJames]

You're French, unlucky

[Bubba-E]

You're Mom goes to college...

GOSH!

[jimjam5000]

i thought we were stealing from dodge ball not napoleon dynamite

[lolzthenewguy]

im going to kill u

[Rylinkus]

im gonna take your mom out to a nice dinner, and NEVER call her back


Is miquoted from anchorman, not dodgeball.

[strikeandburn]

"Get Cancer"
"Slit your wrist, nobody loves you, you suck at life"
"Cry?"

[anGus]

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

[18C]

noob fag

lol

[vinsterguy]

lol :p

I should make a list of these

[lolzthenewguy]

pwned u n00b

[refoops]

pwned u n00b

If you said that and meant it you would get laughed at for sooooooooo long.

[JamMasterJames]

I don't understand how "n00b" is offensive.

Anyway, if a Christian starts fucking you about, giving it all this :shout: , just pick up his Bible, get out ya lighter and he'll be begging for mercy. If you can, try to make him say "there is no god". Don't burn the Bible though, or the Jews will be after you, but you can always throw them down a well.

[pudgmo]

It smells like vagina in here.

[pudgmo]

THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID LAST NIGHT!!!1
ya she told me you were a pussy.

[jimjam5000]

all the noobs are makin fun of themselves so we dont have to

[jakhavok]

you're not worth the condom that should have been used to prevent your life

btw, rvdVit: you just got PUR31Y PWN3D N3WB!11!!!!!11

[Somethingevil]

You were a sexually transmitted disease.

[RinFinNizal]

Some Dick Face: Douche Bad

Me: Atleast I get closer to pussy then you ever will.

[void]

"fuck off'n die" by some some net cartoon character.

[GatsbyGal]

Go drown in wet cement.

[18C]

Die In a Fire

or

DIAF DIAF Smilie (http://www.nick5768.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_diaf.gif)

[Khang Foo]

Fag:YOur mom is gay
You: Leave my mom out of this and i'll leave this out of your mom. (point to your dick)..........for tonight.

[Slothman]

"You see? This is why im pro-choice"

yeah, i went there

[SANHEDRIN]

you're not worth the condom that should have been used to prevent your life

A better one i say is :

"you're the load ya mother should have swallowed"

this is a classic...be at the right moment at the right time:

Person: I've got the worse headache
You: With a head like that, IT would ache

[mombobob]

person : "wheres your brother"

friend : "sucking dick on camera"

[mombobob]

"last time you saw a vagina you were sliding head first out of your mom"

[hackslol]

Fuck you faggot?

I'll give you a 30 second head start, before I shove this four iron up you're ass and use you're ugly fuckin face as a golf club, and make a drive for hole one into you're mom.

[BaxterII]

just call them a jew, that is unbeatable

[hackslol]

It just makes you look like a fucktard. But if thats what you mean by unbeatable, ok you're right!

[Chone]

How about, "Oh yeah"

[EXOCIST]

Fag:YOur mom is gay
You: Leave my mom out of this and i'll leave this out of your mom. (point to your dick)..........for tonight.

LMAO! that sounds perfect..

[Futbol-rocks]

your mom. that is so classic.

your mom has green hair and she thinks shes a tree.

why does your mom like me better then you?

and the classic that someone mentioned. Your a jew( your right that is unbeatable)

[se7en777]

go suck a dick..

and...

you're a christian. Bahaha!

:P

[eta]

Your the fattest thing I've ever seen and I've been on safari

[doorknobopener]

if the guy has a gun

If you pull that gun out, I'll grab it out of your hands and shove it up you asshole, and pull the trigger until it goes click.

[MegaSuperdude]

SO IS YOUR FACE! (Say that to ANYTHING, and I mean anything)
Then when they say, "[Your Name] That doesn't make sense."
Reply with, "So if your face always makes sense."

Alot funnier if you watch Scrubs.

[TheWonderWeezel]

I have an o.k. one...

Yeah.... well... I dont know what you're going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back.....

[SANHEDRIN]

well i have another one, but its not really an insult more like a joke..

You:If you went to a party and woke up with a condom hanging out your arse, would you tell anyone?
Person:Ahh....No!
You:wanna come to a party?

say it to anyone

[led_head]

"Stop talking, your breath smells like cum"

[YayGirMyStir]

A couple..
"Il get you a spoon and you can eat my ass"

"You remind me of FILTH.. pure filth"

"Your mums a fucken SLUT face"

"Grow a dick"

[NazFer]

your kids fuckin smell like shit

Your sisters panties smell so good

I personnaly fucked your mom to have you. :boink:

:blahblah:

[Lemurz]

when somone says somthing is ugly remind them its a mirror

[hydrogin]

*insert persons name* .. I am your father

[hardcoredarksky]

i can understand you..sounds like you got a dick in your mouth

[hardcoredarksky]

u cant hear me? well take that fucking dick out of your ear then maybe you can hear me

[hardcoredarksky]

the only comebacks you have is all my cum in the back of your mouth

[hardcoredarksky]

oh so u cant hear me i guess you have an ear-in-cum-fection

[hardcoredarksky]

your so fat that when you haul ass it takes you 2 trips

[hardcoredarksky]

if someone says your ugly go tell them to look in a mirror

[hardcoredarksky]

hey ive found a match for you.. YOUR FACE AND MY ASS

[hardcoredarksky]

dont make me put my foot up your ass

[hardcoredarksky]

if i put my foot up your ass they would have to surgicly remove it from your ass

[hardcoredarksky]

if u tell someone to shut up and they say "MAKE ME" say i dont make trash..i burn it :D

[led_head]

after they say something pause for a few seconds and then go

"...oh? you want my comeback? then why don't you go wipe it off your mom's face!"

[hardcoredarksky]

lol funny shit dude

[thepope15]

go away u pooh!

[thepope15]

Fag:YOur mom is gay
You: Leave my mom out of this and i'll leave this out of your mom. (point to your dick)..........for tonight.

hahahahahahahahahaha!!! thats one of the best ever!! ill b usin that.

[HereLiesMatthew]

Guy 1 : This thread sucks.

Guy 2 : Yes.

[Trevi626]

Ok, so, it's been a long time since I've posted last but I never run out of ideas. Italians never do.

Some Dumb guy: You're so stupid you threw a bird off a cliff/tried to drown a fish!

Trevi626: Oh yeah? You're so stupid you tried to save it? Burn.......... TSSS...
OK, Next, this is mine:

You're so stupid you bought a solar powered flashlight!

Theres that, and the one about moms. All burns with moms are cool.

[BaxterII]

fag: you're a stupid cum guzzling douche
you: *punches fag in the face*
best comeback ever ^

[guitargod]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company

[Chubi Chan]

the real life story of one of my friends:

You were adopted at 1 years of age...but your new parents hated you more then your old parents,so they gave you back!

[mr.wow]

I dont know if you have been drinking or smoking but.................

[[DX]]

after they say something pause for a few seconds and then go

"...oh? you want my comeback? then why don't you go wipe it off your mom's face!"

That's probably the best one i've ever heard.

Ever.




EVER.

[Well Me]

Once i invented the word "cuntnut." Ive been using it ever since.

You cuntnuts.

[guitargod]

if u tell someone to shut up and they say "MAKE ME" say i dont make trash..i burn it :D

ten posts?? i thought double posting was against the rules

[moldy_hair]

"Your Mother is so overweight, it lowers her self-esteem!"
~KotH




"No shit, Sherlock."




"You're a waste of food."



"That was very unkind. Good day sir!"

[Brycelink]

To my jewish friend when we were playing Halo, back when it was cool, after I teamkilled him: Jew:Dude, you F*ckin' killed me! Me: Yeah, well, you killed Jesus, so I dunno how much you can complain.

[Synch]

No one cares what you say.

[cr0p]

Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn

made it myself :uhoh:

[RabbitAssRome]

do you know what your moms pussy smells like?
no?
smell my fingers then..

[psychotic n00b]

whilst me and my step bro and his friend were playin call of duty on teh comp (i prolly said the wrong game deal wit it) i killed my step bro while he was reloading and he said about me reloading (thing he does(the about me thing not reloading)) and i replied about me being a n00b. someone yelled out owned and everyone laughed. there was about 8 people in the room at the time. it was a had to be there story and i don't care i feel the need to share this epic event.

[570N3R]

This exchange happened during a breakup conversation with an ex. We'd broken up in person the day before but she called me the next day to try patch things up, wich is not what I wanted to do. Once she figured that out it all went south and got nasty. It ended with:

Ex: Nobody's going to fuck you like I did.

Me: I sure hope not, now fuck off! (click, hangup).

[-Ryan-]

Ohh that one was harsh.

Some of those are good keep em comin. :)

[void]

from one of those internet cartoons... fuck off and die.

[benoit]

You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!

[spongeboob]

well the jerk store called and they're running out of you!

[Errant Spittle]

person 1: "yeah nice come back a$$hole"

person 2: "if i wanted my come back I would scrape it off your mommas teeth"

someone lays down a fine insult

"better pull the pencil out of your pants and write that one down"
or
"if i wanted your lip, i would undo my pants"
or
"if I wanted to hear from an a$$hole, I'd fart"

[Haker]

Shutup or I will eat your first-born

[Errant Spittle]

your mother is so fat, it effects her self esteem

yo momma is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

[JenTheStrange]

Shutup or I will eat your first-born
I would SO use that.

Or maybe even, "Shutup or I'll send locusts!"

[Jayde]

'Bite me ya scuzzy ball o puke before I skull fuck ya'

[Don Juan]

"You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your finger slipped thru the toilet paper." :lmao:

[teamdescent]

i have the movie, ive seen it atleast 10 times, go watch it again

its poopy flavored



It is most definately poopy flavored

[Chimpo123]

ACUALLY, in the directors cut it is "cock" while in the regular version it is "poopy". Just to clear things up.

[Teetharegay]

"You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your finger slipped thru the toilet paper." :lmao:
god i hate when that shit happens

[Frostdaddy]

"You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your finger slipped thru the toilet paper." :lmao:
I think I just peed a little bit.

[yunemal]

You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!

I'll be using that!

[Zazoo]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Now leave before I shall taunt you again!


or...

You're one load your mom should've swallowed kiddo.

[Ghost`]

this is what you say when someone says "fuck you"

you say : what retard , i mean * name goes here *

[JiveTurkey]

if some one insults you:

you say: "boy, dont talk to your daddy like that..."

they say:"your not my fucking daddy, retard"

you say:"tssss, thats what you think.."

infering that...you fucked the insultee's mom, and gave birth to him/her, thus being his "daddy"

[anti_smurf]

person:i saw u having sex with you mom last night
you:yea and i saw u jacking off in the corner

[Scud]

I like the one where spiderman and wolverine are fighting:

Spiderman: Nice claws. What are you, some kind of a faggot or something?
Wolverine: What? Uh. Well, that... that's what your mother said!
Spiderman: My mom said you're a faggot. Brilliant comeback.
Wolverine: Yeah, well... maybe you're the... RARRGH

[temp100]

Straight from Full Metal Jacket:

When there's someone taller than you, ask them what their height is and say "Wow, I didn't know they piled shit that high". It needs good execution though.

Some of these insults/comeback are really awesome.

[m00fasa]

"Learn from your parent's mistakes.....take birth control..."

"I would look at it from your point of veiw but i cant stick my head that far up my ass."

[Ænema]

Your mom's egg was better off being scrambled.

Ask dad, mistakes happen.

[dudeinanigloo]

- Just remember kid, you're one load your mom should have swallowed. (I'm quoting somebody on the forums, but I don't remember who...)

- The intellectual power of a single brain cell is higher than yours.

- You're so dumb, that you can't even count the number of pixels on your computer screen.

- You're so dumb that you'll read this sentence again looking for subliminal YVAN EHT NIOJ messages.

[WhiteOppresser]

:lol: Good stuff.

[Tosca]

if someone says your ugly go tell them to look in a mirror

Are you twelve?

[pern]

"Stop talking, your breath smells like cum"

Funniest comeback I've ever heard :lol:

[XxDazedxX]

If you where ten years younger i would rape you.

[SomeDude]

I watched my buddy dump his g/f. She had been bitching that she was gaining weight, so instead of making her feel better, he said:

"Yeah, your clothes are getting way too small... you look like a pillow wrapped in a slinky"

Then theres always this:
"You're a disease ridden, cum-guzzling, gutter-slut".

[Squeezymo]

So I was riding my bike past this black girl that I make fun of constantly for being a whore (she slept with 3 guys in one day), and she gives me a funny look, so I say, "what, are you jealous of the bike?"

[R3isDangerous]

i told your mom that i left the best part of you in her mouth

[halloo]

Abortions [insert your picture] , not a bad idea.

[BlueQuarter]

Shut your mouth when you're talking to me.

[Cliff_Edge]

"You have the same problem as your mother. You're too loud" - Great if you're drinking.

If someone says "Fuck you!" reply "No, fuck yourself. You'll get more pussy that way".

[XxDazedxX]

you're the reason your parents are divorced your mums a whore and your dads an alcoholic... btw your sisters baby... its mine. want a mento?

[XxDazedxX]

you're the reason I fuck kids.

[Mojocaster]

This thread needs to be locked AND stickied, why? Because It should stand as a constant reminder - Never has a thread contained so much fail.

[Yuseke]

This thread needs to be locked AND stickied, why? Because It should stand as a constant reminder - Never has a thread contained so much fail.

You need to banned AND it should be permanent, why? Because it should stand as a constant reminder - Never has there been a memeber that contained so much fail.

[Eminem]

*clap clap clap*

"You hear that? That's the sounds of my balls slapping against your mother's chin."

[aznxmtg]

go eat a bag of dicks.

nice avatar.

[gators#1]

insulter: *insult in front of alot of people*
people: *hahaha*
you: *don't say anything*
insulter: "what's the matter, don't have a comeback?"
you: "if i needed my comeback i could wipe it off your mom's lip!"


OOOOOOO!!!11!!1!ONE
KILL DAT NIGGA!!!!!!

[[H]]

i know you are, but what am i?

[george2468]

im rubber ur glue whatever u say bounces off of me and sticks to you

[Pewzorz]

*clap clap clap*

"You hear that? That's the sounds of my balls slapping against your mother's chin."

I liked this one. :)

[scott_man_25]

whilst me and my step bro and his friend were playin call of duty on teh comp (i prolly said the wrong game deal wit it) i killed my step bro while he was reloading and he said about me reloading (thing he does(the about me thing not reloading)) and i replied about me being a n00b. someone yelled out owned and everyone laughed. there was about 8 people in the room at the time. it was a had to be there story and i don't care i feel the need to share this epic event.

double parentheses FTW

[Vociferous]

insulter: *insult in front of alot of people*
people: *hahaha*
you: *don't say anything*
insulter: "what's the matter, don't have a comeback?"
you: "if i needed my comeback i could wipe it off your mom's lip!"


OOOOOOO!!!11!!1!ONE
KILL DAT NIGGA!!!!!!


thats dope.

[Cliff_Edge]

Anytime someone gets mad at me I say, "What's your problem, is the fag store out of cocks?".

Usually gets some laughs...and that person pissed.

[....]

Made this one up by myself, hope you like :)

Your parents must do it doggy style, because your a fuckin bitch

Say it to any woman :lmao:

[TheFondler]

It's usually "Someone lost their anal intruder." And that's fucking lame.

[Cur67]

This thread needs to be locked AND stickied, why? Because It should stand as a constant reminder - Never has a thread contained so much fail.

forget that, let's have a reminder about the time yer MOM
contained so much of ME!
Nice lady with her glass eye ,when she says she'll keep an eye out for me . . .
mmmm yeah!
That gal can wink like no other.

[Manc]

best comebacks always come from non white.. "you are racist" works every time.

[halloo]

"because you touch yourself"

[girishisgr8]

the clap clap one wuz goooood !

[emmychu]

If somebody calls you a pussy, just say, "you are what you eat, then!"

Works for guys.... or some girls hehe.

[coolmaiden]

Dat was really BAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!!!
GOOD 4 GUYS.....

http://www.mianfekoo.com/?um=2

[moose88]

my favourite one is
in front of crowd point to the fag and say :"here is proof that you can get pregnant through the ass hole" :lmao:

if your walking down a street and you get approached by people trying to sell you life insurance, they usually say "Sir have you ever had an accident?" then say "no, but my parents did 19 years ago."

[Lemoritz]

lol funny shit dude

Holy SHIT!!! like a 12 in-a-row post

C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

[Cliff_Edge]

Last time someone called me gay/a faggot I said, "I'm not gay. I didn't fuck your father, I jerked off on his leg".

Everyone cracked up, but we were all drunk mind you.

[skittles15]

Lady: "Sir, you're drunk!"
Winston Churchill: "Ma'am you're ugly...but i'll be sober in the morning"

[Mojocaster]

WOW

just wow

you guys fucking suck

[Zeeboe]

WOW

just wow

you guys fucking suck

Oh yeah? Well, you fight like a cow!

(While arm wrestling)

Today, by myself, twelve people I've beaten.

From the size of your gut I'd guess they were eaten.


I've got muscles in places you've never even heard of.

It's too bad none of them are in your arms.


Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape!

I would if it would stop your WINE-ING.


My ninety-eight year old grandmother has bigger arms than you!

Yeah, but we both got better bladder control than you do.


I'm going to put your arm in a sling!

Why, ya studying to be a nurse?


My stupefying strength will shatter your ulna into a million pieces!

I'm surprised you can count that high!


Hey, look over there!

Yeah, yeah I know: it's a three headed monkey.


Your knuckles I'll grind to a splintery paste.

I thought that the been dip had a strange taste.


Your arms are no bigger than fleas that I've met!

So THAT'S why you're scratching. I'd go see a vet.


People consider my fists lethal weapons!

Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned.


Only once have I met such a coward!

He must have taught you everything you know.


You're the ugliest creature I've ever seen in my life.

I'm shocked that you've never gazed at your wife.


My forearms have been mistaken for tree trunks!

An over-the-counter defoliant could help with that problem.


I've out-wrestled octopi with these arms!

I'm sure that spineless creatures everywhere are humbled by your might.


Do I see quivers of agony dance on your lip?

It's laughter that's caused by your feathery grip.

[i like food]

If somebody calls you a pussy, just say, "you are what you eat, then!"

Works for guys.... or some girls hehe.

fuckin ownage!
best ive ever heard

[Ari Gold]

Not sure if these were already mentioned, and I'm too lazy to troll scroll...

Someone throws you a Mom joke;

Keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this(you grab your dick, or point to it) out of your mom.

If someone tries to get back at you with a come back;

If I wanted a come(cum) back, I'd whipe your mom's lips off.

[KingKen69]

If someone asks you how do you feel you tell them;
"I feel like your mum did last week with me, F**KED!"

[brdispatch05]

"You have the same problem as your mother. You're too loud" - Great if you're drinking.

If someone says "Fuck you!" reply "No, fuck yourself. You'll get more pussy that way".

You have the best ones man...Keep them coming

[OvaryAssassin]

these have to be the lamest comebacks ive ever heard.

and what's even worse is there's some people in here that think they kick ass.


i guess some of them would work if i was still in junior high...nah

[FlyinG ShoosteR]

My favorite:

If a person keeps talking shit to you and trying to piss you off, respond with "If you really want my comeback, wipe it off your Mom's face". They'll be speechless.

[KingKen69]

Shooster alot of peeps have already said that one.

[FlyinG ShoosteR]

Shooster alot of peeps have already said that one.

I don't have time to read an 11-page thread.

[Frood]

It's your fault your parents got divorced.

[Mean_Raffa]

Some guy: If you look up 'stupid' in the dictionary, there is a picture of you.

You: Well, I'm not the one looking up 'stupid' in the dictionary.

[elle08]

wow your reallly fat

women are very conscious with their body.. i think this includes the top 3 list in insults.. ;)

[smartbomb]

Your a bitch of a son I feel bad for your your mother.

[CutThatCity]

"For that, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend and now you have to spend the rest of your life raising a kid that looks like me."

Adjust insult accordingly to situation.

[IGneois]

"For that, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend and now you have to spend the rest of your life raising a kid that looks like me."

Adjust insult accordingly to situation.

adjust insult to you're a faggot machine

[El_Bandito]

I see you got fat.

- I see you stilll look like a 15-year old girl, but not hot.

[menace64]

This one my friend said years ago... I'm not sure if he stole it from someplace else...

"Lose twenty pounds, then kill yourself."

[ukgoon]

Say someone called you fat... reply with

"Thats cause every time I fuck your moms she makes me a sammich"

[ThirdSeason]

What did you say? I have a cock in my ear.

amidoinitright?

[that1guy]

Just say fuck you...they cant really come back from that.

anyways...this thread is pretty lame...im going to E/N

[andyfitzpatrick]

Your fat

I may be fat but I can always lose weight, your ugly and you cant do anything about it

[kula]

lol im using that because i am the tubster

[Nemo]

Your fat

I may be fat but I can always lose weight, your ugly and you cant do anything about it

What if they cut in as soon as you say 'I may be fat...' with 'yeah i know' and then walk off.

If someone calls you fat, just say 'your mom didn't mind'

[Doinitbig]

Youre a big dumb poopy head.

[shane7x]

your mom should have wiped you on a sock

[SomeDude]

Tell a fat girl she looks like a pillow wrapped in a slinky...

They hate that.

[vtsquire]

I'd say you're a wit, but I'd only be half-right.

you have van gogh's ear for music.

a quarter million sperm and you were the fastest!?

Oh I'll go there. I'll tell the jokes. I'm not above "yo mamma." I like it when she's on top.

being a slut won't fix your self-esteem issues.

[GrayMatter]

Just say fuck you...they cant really come back from that.

anyways...this thread is pretty lame...im going to E/N

douchebag: "fuck you"

me: "yeah you'd like to"

[lovestospooge]

What if they cut in as soon as you say 'I may be fat...' with 'yeah i know' and then walk off.

If someone calls you fat, just say 'your mom didn't mind'

haha who ever would do that is a master

luckily i'm not fat

[printithere]

I like calling people slobs.

"Get out of my way you fucking slob."

[Slugdogcaps]

Your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

If I wanted a comeback, I'd wipe it of your chin.

[Godlike]

YOur moms face is a jizz magnet.

[[H]]

"im not even going to bother...."

[Medulla]

Eat shit and die.

[Mufasax]

Eat shit and die.

-blow it out your ass

but really.. all you ever need to say is
-shut the fuck up.... nigger lover.

[Rastapopulous]

A personal favorite of mine is "Why don't you suck a fart out of my asshole?"

[Phat_Jakk]

You smell like my gym socks.

[Timalimslimjim]

"your gay, haha, your mom"
"fuck you, you hiv possitive ass nigga"

[mysterywriter]

Yo momma's so fat that everytime she sees a bus she thinks of twinkies!
or Yo momma's so fat that when she went to go weigh herself it showed he prhone number

[HehStupidPeopl]

I get my looks from my father...

Is he a plastic surgeon?