(Not So) Intelligent Design

[blotchy39]

The Confusionists (http://www.cyber-pope.blogspot.com) have come up with a theory about the Earth's origins which says that the world is such a crappy place that it must have been designed by a Sadistic Racist Retarded Baby (http://www.cyber-pope.blogspot.com).

They list various crappy things in life (herpes, the Republican Party, piss running down your leg just as you begin to walk out of the toilet) to prove their point.

What would you add to their list?

:lol:

[blotchy39]

Okay, I'll go first.

The crappy things in life which disprove the existence of God are:

- Scientology/Tom Cruise
- members of the Oprah audience
- ass-rape
- Katrina

[iLLmatiK]

avocados. they're delicious, but why the big seed? in conclusion, there is no god.

[BaxterII]

^ you plant the seed and grow some more avocados, DUH

[fadetoblack5297]

Airline peanuts. You can't open em without a butterfly knife.

Point of post: there is no omniscient being. The only God is Frank Zappa.

FTB

[HKBITCH]

Mondays...

[Camaro33]

Mondays...


whoa, dont even think about starting to type your posts in that color bitch

*notices he's off and i'll have to catch him next time he's on*


....damn.

[G-manMET]

whoa, dont even think about starting to type your posts in that color bitch

*notices he's off and i'll have to catch him next time he's on*


....damn.
That's right, show him who's boss!

[Camaro33]

That's right, show him who's boss!


*drops half eaten fried chicken leg*


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Canadian69]

damn where do I begin

-We are born stupid
-All airline food
-mosqitos (cant spell :P)
-final fantasy X-2
-George bush
-cutlery, damnit hands are for eating not to hold forks

[fadetoblack5297]

George bush
Go to hell, you dirty liberal hippie.

FTB

[doorknobopener]

damn where do I begin

-We are born stupid
-All airline food
-mosqitos (cant spell :P)
-final fantasy X-2
-George bush
-cutlery, damnit hands are for eating not to hold forks
What the hell are you saying X-2 kicked ass