DEMONRISEING
09-01-2005, 10:07 PM
ok not a reallly funny joke but made me have a little laugh in my head to myself.
hmm not that great then i guess.
oh well sombody will find it amusing i guess
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it , he is confronted by a little Chinese man , clutching a clipboard and yelling , "You sign !.
You sign ! "
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement , when the Chinese man starts to yell louder , "You sign ! , You sign ! " Nelson says to him, "Look , you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again . When he opens it the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose yelling , " You sign !, You sign !".
Mr. Mandela is getting a bit fed up by now ,so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting ; "Look , go away ! You've got the wrong man I don't want them !". Then slams the door in his face again.
The following day , Nelson is resting , and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock at the door again. On opening the door , there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose , shouting "You sign ! You sign !". Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts . This time Nelson loses his temper completely. he picks up the little man by the shirt front and yells at him ; "Look , I don't want these !. Do you understand ? You must have the wrong name ! Who do you want to give these to ?" The little Chinese man looks very puzzled , consults his clipboard , and says :
(wait for it .it's a beauty)
(scroll down)
( nearly there)
( Get your best Chinese accent ready)
"You not Nissan Main Dealer ?"
hmm not that great then i guess.
oh well sombody will find it amusing i guess
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it , he is confronted by a little Chinese man , clutching a clipboard and yelling , "You sign !.
You sign ! "
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement , when the Chinese man starts to yell louder , "You sign ! , You sign ! " Nelson says to him, "Look , you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again . When he opens it the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose yelling , " You sign !, You sign !".
Mr. Mandela is getting a bit fed up by now ,so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting ; "Look , go away ! You've got the wrong man I don't want them !". Then slams the door in his face again.
The following day , Nelson is resting , and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock at the door again. On opening the door , there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose , shouting "You sign ! You sign !". Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts . This time Nelson loses his temper completely. he picks up the little man by the shirt front and yells at him ; "Look , I don't want these !. Do you understand ? You must have the wrong name ! Who do you want to give these to ?" The little Chinese man looks very puzzled , consults his clipboard , and says :
(wait for it .it's a beauty)
(scroll down)
( nearly there)
( Get your best Chinese accent ready)
"You not Nissan Main Dealer ?"