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Sanitarium666
09-03-2005, 05:01 PM
How to you fit 30 cats in a microwave?

Buy a bigger microwave!

I'm sorry, Just post some stupid ass jokes here.
-San
veeDuB
09-03-2005, 07:59 PM
that wasnt a bad joke....its...o dont know....that is awful..its not remotely funny...confusing...yes....
Gormenghast
09-04-2005, 01:32 AM
I have a joke that isn't worth posting a new thread about

An armed bandit, is with his female hostage walking into a deep dark forest.
They get deeper, and deeper, and deeper.
And the forest gets darker and darker.

The hostage says "I'm scared!"
And the bandit says "Your Scared! I'm the one who has got to walk alone back through this!"

^YEah it does suck balls
Sanitarium666
09-04-2005, 06:28 AM
Thats more like the truth, Not a joke :P

Ok, I have another one

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Can I have a Pint And A Packet of crisps.




Sorry, Please dont hurt me
Fox_Bot
09-04-2005, 12:05 PM
That one was good.
jimjam5000
09-08-2005, 09:46 PM
not all these are bad...... never mind they all suck
vinsterguy
09-09-2005, 12:09 AM
What is green and red, and goes 500 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender!
jimjam5000
09-09-2005, 06:54 PM
that ones actually kinda good compared to all the other ones
hellbound
09-09-2005, 10:11 PM
no... all stupid
MorPHineDrinKer
09-09-2005, 10:16 PM
What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
Smelly Will
09-09-2005, 11:54 PM
how did the baby cross the road

he was stappled to the chicken

so bad :banghead: