My MSN Conversation

[Mr Vega]

vega:hi
unknown girl:hello
vega:so whats up?
unknown girl:nothing much, how about you
vega:weeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll
vega:i just shaved my ass
unknown girl:rellyyyy
vega:yeah it hurted i got cuted
unknown girl:...
vega:i went to a party too
unknown girl:what happened at the party?
vega:i shited on my friends dog
vega:it was COOL!!
unknown girl:...thats disgusting
vega:wana see the picture
unknown girl:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
vega:ok
unknown girl:your a fuck
vega:why
unknown girl:you shited on a dog!!!!
vega:so
unknown girl:thats gross and wrong
vega:i know i also heil hittler and satan
unknown girl:WHAT!
vega:i think satan is the best

unknown girl is offline


that did happened, but everything i said is false

[Fox_Bot]

That's stupid. But it made me giggle... I'm gonna do that to random msn people. What is your msn?

[dudeinanigloo]

Yeah, stupid, but funny. All my MSN contacts are people that I know, so it wouldn't really work that well... :shuffle:

[morbid_delirium]

You will never be BloodNinja

[18C]

Next time you think an MSN conversation is funny, spare us the humor.

[jimjam5000]

that was way too short

[G-manMET]

You should of said you shitted on the coats.

[Mr Vega]

that was one of those random chatroom gilrs.
heres another

me:hello
her:hello
me:you know who am i right?
her:yeah
me:ok
her:your that guy in the chat room
me:no
her:?...who are you?
me:im your pimp bitch!
her:lol
me:what
her:what what?
me:your not offended
her:NO
me:ok
her:lol
me:do you know my name
her:no
me:i am mike...mike hawk
her:lol mike hawk :lol:
me:what
her:it sounds like my cock :icon_rofl
me:you have a cock!!!!! :eek: :
her:no it sounds like it
me:OMG YOUR A DUDE :eek: :
her:nonono i mean that it sounds like my cock
me:HOLLY SHIT
me:ive meen wanking this whole conversation
her:WHAT!!
me:aaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhh :eek:
me:IM GAY :eek:
her:what is wrong with you
me:im gay :banghead:
her:LOL
me:ITS FUNNY!!! YOU JUST MADE ME A HOMO :eek:
her:stop or ill block you
me:SHUT UP BITCH YOU MADE ME GAY
me:what am i gonna tell my girlfriend :(
her:you have a girlfirend and your talking to me :shout:
me:SHUT UP
her:no you!
me:NO YOU YOU ...SHEMALE

she blocked me...LOL

[jimjam5000]

at least its longer you homo lol

[LipBalmFricks]

rodlmfao i used to do that on aim.....XD

[Mr Vega]

thats what i do on my spare time. each conversation is planned. my next will be with a gay dude. on a gay chatroom. i know :rolleyes: its gay but i will try to make it funny :lol: im still planning it out

[jimjam5000]

sounds better than the other ones post it on here when your done

[Mr Vega]

sounds better than the other ones post it on here when your done
dude your a post whore. i just looked and saw like 9 posts by you outside

[Mr Vega]

sorry for the doble post but im done

me:hi...steve right
him:yeah. and you are mike
me:right
him:so lets talk
me:ok
him:you are gay right
me:yeah
him:ok
me:lol
him:lol
me:who do you think is the sexiest celebrity
him:ashton kutcher.
me:...
him:he is so fuckable
me:im in love with MJ
him:michael jordan?
me:no michael jackson
him:ewww
me: HE IS SO CUTE!!!
me:i wish i could of been molested by him
him:are you serious
me:damn right he is so dreamy
him:shut up
me:why
him:he is gross
me:NO! you are!
him:now what your gonna tell me you love brian peppers :lol:
me:well...
him:EEEWWWW
me:he is cute
him:fuck that fool
me:i love midgets
him:he is 5`7
me:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
him:your kidding right
me:i wish i could lick his eyeballs. so yummy and fuckable
him:send me a picture of yourself
me: (send him a fake one)
him:your hot
me:i know
me:how long is your cock
him:8 inches
me:well im over 9 inches
him:lier
me:heres a pic of my dick
me: (send him a fake one)
him:WOW!!!
me:i know
him:when could we meet.
me:today i guess.
him:what time
me:never
him:WHAT!!!
me:i dont date black fags
him:WAT!
me:im part of the kkk
him:your joking right
me:WHITE POWER WHITE POWER


blocked again...lol another one byted the dust

[jakhavok]

classic, arent you the amazing racist? dude you just hit 2 prejudices at the same time, you deserve a medal (and this coming from a black dude)

[chuckly]

Didn't really like the 1st or 3rd ones but the 2nd one was hilarious. :icon_rofl Please post more.

[Mr Vega]

need some ideas :confused: .....they come to me in dreams

[dudeinanigloo]

Go in a feminist lesbian chatroom (if you can find one), and talk like a total pig. :D

[Mr Vega]

Go in a feminist lesbian chatroom (if you can find one), and talk like a total pig. :D
you just gave me the best fucking i dea. be back soon. real soon. REAL SOON: REALLY REALLY REAL SOON.

[dudeinanigloo]

REALLY REALLY SOON, eh? We're all waiting, dude...