My messed up family.

[Zeeboe]

Had an uncle who was a drunk. The family tried to get him a hobby to keep him from drinking. They got him into sculpting school. Didn't help. Kept coming to 'em plastered.

Had another uncle who was a rare coin dealer. One day a couple of tough guys come into the place and beat him senseless.

Had another uncle who owned a grocery store. One night somebody comes in and caves his head in with a case of corn flakes. Cops think it might have been the work of a serial killer.

[Tavis_Padraic]

Those were really really bad, and now I'm going to get flammed to for bringing back this dying thread.

[DMMcphee]

I have 2 moms, 4 dads, 9 grandmas/great-grandmas, 1 aunt, and 2 uncles.
The aunt and 1 of the grandmas hate each other, but they live with each other, I was born when my mom was 16, my uncle's a pot dealer (no you can't have his address), my other uncle's a drug addict, my dad didn't marry my mom, and married my step-mom who yelled at me for every single mistake that I make, and I live with her. I think that's enough for now.

[18C]

My penis is 1". :(

[jimjam5000]

i feel bad for you i wouldent know what it would be like cause i have always been well hung

[18C]

i feel bad for you i wouldent know what it would be like cause i have always been well hung

Yes, my life is most definitely the worse. :(

[jimjam5000]

well at least your not poor if you are then ya you do

[Zeeboe]

Had another Uncle who was a plumber. He fell out of a plane and plunged to his death.

My Father was a Father (priest) and he was killed by a mass murderer.

My Great, Great, Grandfather was a success, he lived before air conditioners and had many fans.

My cousin went on the dynamite diet, very unsuccessful, he really blew up.

My other cousin caught fire, he died of sun burn.

Had another cousin who was at the hairstylist and he teased him 'till he cried.

And I think my Grandpa will win an Oscar, but I may be projecting.