Funny ass jokes-

[coollingo]

Q. why did the gum cross the road?
A. Beacause it was stuck on the chicken.

Q. What do you call a blonde with a half a brain?
A. Gifted!

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A. Can I hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand...

Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!'' The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!'' The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''

[Beldar]

The blonde joke was funny... Old jokes...

[jimjam5000]

i agree the blonde one was good

[coollingo]

ok this 1 u dont know...

Whats the diffrence between a psp and michael jackson?

Nothing! why....

They are both plastic
They are both attracted by little kids. :bang:

[jimjam5000]

that one is good but now im scared of my psp

[dudeinanigloo]

How do you know if you're talking to a smart blonde?

Pigs are flying by. :D