Birdhaus
09-08-2005, 04:42 PM
[COLOR=Blue][FONT=Courier New]A salesman just ended his day and decided to go to a local bar and have a beer. He's driving back to his motel and sees a small pub and decides to stop in there and have his drink. He walks in and goes to the bar, and on the way he notices a horse standing in a roped off corner with a bucket full of money in from of it. The man thinks this odd but just sits down and orders his beer.
After a while the salesman just has to ask, " Hey, why is there a horse with a bucket of money in front of it over there?" The bartender replies, " Oh, that's right, you're new here. Well that's Old Tom over there and he's over there for the game." "The game?" the man replies. "Yeah, you go over there put a dollar in the bucket and get Old Tom to laugh. That's it and if you can you get the bucket of money."
So the salesman decides to try his luck. He walks over to the horse and puts a buck in the pail and whispers a little something into Old Tom's ear. The horse just falls to the ground laughing his head off. The man, looking quite pleased takes the bucket of money and heads out the door.
A month or so goes by and the salesman is going through the same town and decides to stop into that little pub. He walks in and again sees Old Tom in the corner with another bucket of money. So the man walks over to the horse and is about to put a dollar in the bucket when the bartender notices the salesman and he says," Hey! Weren't you in here a month ago? Well if you are then getting that money isn't as wasy this time. You have to make Old Tom cry." The man stops and thinks for a second and grabs the horse by the reins and leads him to the back and five minutes later comes back and the horse is bawling his eyes out.
The man picks up the money and is about to leave when the bartender stops him and asks," Wait, I have to know what did you do to my horse to make him laugh and cry?"
The salesman replies," Well, the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and the second time I showed him."
After a while the salesman just has to ask, " Hey, why is there a horse with a bucket of money in front of it over there?" The bartender replies, " Oh, that's right, you're new here. Well that's Old Tom over there and he's over there for the game." "The game?" the man replies. "Yeah, you go over there put a dollar in the bucket and get Old Tom to laugh. That's it and if you can you get the bucket of money."
So the salesman decides to try his luck. He walks over to the horse and puts a buck in the pail and whispers a little something into Old Tom's ear. The horse just falls to the ground laughing his head off. The man, looking quite pleased takes the bucket of money and heads out the door.
A month or so goes by and the salesman is going through the same town and decides to stop into that little pub. He walks in and again sees Old Tom in the corner with another bucket of money. So the man walks over to the horse and is about to put a dollar in the bucket when the bartender notices the salesman and he says," Hey! Weren't you in here a month ago? Well if you are then getting that money isn't as wasy this time. You have to make Old Tom cry." The man stops and thinks for a second and grabs the horse by the reins and leads him to the back and five minutes later comes back and the horse is bawling his eyes out.
The man picks up the money and is about to leave when the bartender stops him and asks," Wait, I have to know what did you do to my horse to make him laugh and cry?"
The salesman replies," Well, the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and the second time I showed him."