Win $250 by SITTING on someone's face !!!

[ramstein]

http://www.humandoormat.com/idareyou.htm

Sit down on my face, just like you do on a real chair.
Use your full weight.
Fully clothed, in underwear, or naked:
it is all up to you.
As soon as I surrender, you win $250.
So show no mercy: sit down, relax, wait until I surrender, and win that money!


Full Linkhttp://www.humandoormat.com/facesitting.htm

[Roger]

what in the fucking hell? anywayz i would just take a shit on your face.

[Idea.?]

what in the fucking hell? anywayz i would just take a shit on your face.

Perhaps we can make arrangements...

[P15TOL]

Does that ass smell bad

[XxMASTARRONxX]

I would jog for like 3 hours and not shower. And I would wear a pair of basketball shorts with no boxers, and I would sit on him and fart... I bet money he would not be able to hang on.

[GLOBALIST]

how does he breathe?

[firedragon]

I Dare You... The Human Carpet Challenge



Imagine this: my face as your carpet, crushed under your shoes. My face to stand on, to walk on, or even to jump on... using your full weight!

If I can't handle it, if you make me surrender,
you win $250.

The best part is:
You decide what type of shoes you use!

Be merciless, and win that money!

one word, cleats

[PaPa LaZaRoU]

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/2509/wtfdoge0lw.jpg

Maaaan, this is some of the fucking WEIRDEST shit I have ever seen here!...And this is Ebaumsworld!!!

It HAS to be someone's idea of humour...The phrase "Some people have waaayyyy too much time on their hands" does not even BEGIN to cover it! :confused:

[toadman]

I'm pretty certain that he'd give in once I dump a pile of turds in his mouth.

I'd hold it in for a week and unleash a monster payload.

[a/k]

lmfaooo toad man, haha that made me spit water out of my mouth hahaha.

[Slug Moses]

I think she would be $250 richer.
The last thing he sees:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a173/sluggworth/fatty1.jpg

[Masta Shake]

I would just go naked on him. Not that I'm gay or anything, but I shove my butthole on his nose, then dangle my sack over his mouth. All this would be after not wiping after having massive diarreha.

~MS

[Haschishin]

I would just back my car over him.

[MiKe]

I would run for a mile or 2 on the hottest day I could get (while wearing about 30 pounds of clothes), then I take a huge Taco Bell dump and not wipe my ass, then I'd spread my cheeks and smother his bitch face. He'd be out in like 2 seconds.

[Riley]

Ya know a new Ipod would be nice, and I think 250.00 should cover it.

[toadman]

Ya know a new Ipod would be nice, and I think 250.00 should cover it.
Go for it Riley! Wait till you have some nice diarreah built up and then unleash it whilst your clothes are still on. Then let it fester in your pants for a few days. Introduce this guy to your feces laden, mud-pie asscheeks and I'm sure he'll give in.

Enjoy the new ipod

[Riley]

Go for it Riley! Wait till you have some nice diarreah built up and then unleash it whilst your clothes are still on. Then let it fester in your pants for a few days. Introduce this guy to your feces laden, mud-pie asscheeks and I'm sure he'll give in.

Enjoy the new ipod

Wow, I am a little turned on.

[toadman]

Wow, I am a little turned on.
Yes! I have succeeded in life! *lol*

[FLYINGDOG]

I was gonna say riley could sit on my face......but toad went and ruined it. :(

[toadman]

I was gonna say riley could sit on my face......but toad went and ruined it. :(
lol I think I'd still take the opportunity to see her ass even if it was smeared with fecal matter. :D

[FLYINGDOG]

You were almost in trouble there, it took a whole 20 mins for me to get over that mental image you forced into my head and re-install the previous image.

now then.....where can I get $250.00 or an iPod?

?

[BattleShip Ron]

Wow, I am a little turned on.

Wow! Now I am too!

[ramstein]

I bet that guy is gay. There are people who ENJOYS smelling asses. Why don'g you email him and see if he's serious. And btw, I am not the site creater, I accendently ran into it(blame that on powerful google) and found it rather funny!

[paint52baller]

no what you do is step in fucking elephant shit then have him like it off

[ouchies]

somf= sit on mah face

just a random fact for you guys

[Mike45]

one word, cleats
Cleats...

I have a pair of size 14 Grivel Air Tech Crampons he would probably rather not meet.
http://www.expo.planetmountain.com/pages/imgs_prod/153.jpg

I don't need cleats.

Mike

[paint52baller]

dude this guy is for real he is going to meet me with my friends at a park and i am going to fuck him up bad

[Chubi Chan]

http://www.expo.planetmountain.com/pages/imgs_prod/153.jpg


I counter your crampons with mine...

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/92/75/pr-Climbing-Charlet_Moser_Mono_Dual_Point_Crampons_M10-resized200.jpg

one of my ex-girlfriends loved mountain climbing,and I used to go with her to do so.She dreamed of climbing a massive snowy mountain,and the summer we broke up,we were susposed to go climb in the alps.But her dad's a royal pain in the ass (literally,he was royalty,and a pain in the ass) and because I arrived one morning (as a joke) nude except for my boxers at his door,he forced her away from me.Anyway,before we broke up,she gave me these.Mainly because I told her to find some crampons with lots of spikes :lol:

[stretch1974]

Cleats...

I have a pair of size 14 Grivel Air Tech Crampons he would probably rather not meet.
http://www.expo.planetmountain.com/pages/imgs_prod/153.jpg

I don't need cleats.

Mike

The replies to this thread are some of the funniest I have ever read.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[Manhoe]

I Dare You... The Human Carpet Challenge



Imagine this: my face as your carpet, crushed under your shoes. My face to stand on, to walk on, or even to jump on... using your full weight!

If I can't handle it, if you make me surrender,
you win $250.

The best part is:
You decide what type of shoes you use!

Be merciless, and win that money!

2 words, hiking boots

[P15TOL]

Ctrl+Alt+Delete........"End Thread"

[BiteMe]

Ctrl+Alt+Delete........"End Thread"

Shut up. This thread's quite funny... A/K, when are you gonna stop your lil' bro coming on the forums?

[Haschishin]

Seriously that kid doesnt contribute anything but rude comments.

[BiteMe]

Me or that kid that ain't even old enough for the forums :rolleyes:

[Haschishin]

^ Not you, P15TOL

[Coveredbyshadow]

I would just run up and stomp on his face and take his wallet

[FrozenMonkey]

i think this guy has some kind of weird ass fetish ive never even heard of, i think he needs some counseling.

[Metalocalypse]

It must be a fetish or something.

[PhyuckYu]

Order me to clean the soles of your shoes...
with my tongue! If I quit licking your soles or quit swallowing the dirt, you win $250.

Pick the shoes of your choice, make sure your soles are extremely dirty (no limits!) and use my tongue.

Whenever needed, take a time out and make your soles even dirtier...

Take this challenge and win $250!

I think I'll soak the bottom of my shoes with syrup of ipecac.

Damn you eBaum's World, your videos are a bad influence to society.

[Coveredbyshadow]

I think I'll soak the bottom of my shoes with syrup of ipecac.

Damn you eBaum's World, your videos are a bad influence to society.
Your shoes would all be vomited on though

[PhyuckYu]

Your shoes would all be vomited on though
I'd buy a better pair of shoes with $100 and buy a hooker with the rest.

[Coveredbyshadow]

I'd buy a better pair of shoes with $100 and buy a hooker with the rest.
But aren't a hooker and shoes the same?
You get inside them and once your out everythings all smelly.

[MiKe]

I wanna get a badass hemmoroid and put it in his mouth. I bet I'll get some money out of it then. That would kick ass, cause then that guy would be able to walk around saying "I paid 250 dollars to suck a hemmoroid."