Best Punchline/wordplay

[joka]

Ok only post a bar or two, I don't want lists of them or full songs. Other than that....


Turn your tux red, I’m far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask beavis I get nuttin butt-head
- Big L Rip

[Pajman]

The negroes in the forest brightly feathered
They are saying, forget the night
Live with us in forests of azure
Out here on the perimeter there are no stars
Out here we is stoned - immaculate
- guess who it is and you win

Not exactly what you're looking for, but still damn cool.

[MGselwonK]

Open your ass up like a keg, let me tap it.

Skeletor vs. Beastman by CKY or brandon dicamello(sp?)

anyways the whole song is like that, and its hilarious

[BrainStew]

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out

Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood

[MiKe]

My sinful glare at nothing holds thoughts of death behind it
Skeletons in my mind commence tearing at my sanity
Vessels in my brain carry death until my birth
Come and die with me forever
Share insanity
Do you want to die?!?!?!
The waves of blood are rushing near, pounding at the walls of lies
Turning off my sanity, reaching back into my mind
Non-rising body from the grave showing new reality
What I am, what I want, Im only after death

Slayer--Postmortem (or is it Raining Blood?)
I wrote that down as a poem in English in 10th grade and my teacher sent me to the school psychologist. hahaha.

[MoDilly]

My sinful glare at nothing holds thoughts of death behind it
Skeletons in my mind commence tearing at my sanity
Vessels in my brain carry death until my birth
Come and die with me forever
Share insanity
Do you want to die?!?!?!
The waves of blood are rushing near, pounding at the walls of lies
Turning off my sanity, reaching back into my mind
Non-rising body from the grave showing new reality
What I am, what I want, Im only after death

Slayer--Postmortem (or is it Raining Blood?)
I wrote that down as a poem in English in 10th grade and my teacher sent me to the school psychologist. hahaha.
Fuckin Slayer said that? Holy shit that just made my jaw drop. Might not be the most insightful lyrics ever written, but I can relate to that more than any lyric I've ever heard. Thanks.

This may not be clever but it means a lot to me so:

"If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I’ve chosen here,
I certainly would’ve walked away by now.
And I still may

I’m gonna wait it out."

Tool - The Patient

Here's something clever.

"On the scales of desire your absence weighs
more than someone else's presence"

311 - Uncalm

[MiKe]

Fuckin Pantera said that? Holy shit that just made my jaw drop. Might not be the most insightful lyrics ever written, but I can relate to that more than any lyric I've ever heard. Thanks.


Read it again, that's Slayer, not Pantera. Pantera wasn't really about the evil/satanic shit as much as Slayer was. But nonetheless, it is an amazing line. Especially when you hear how fast it's actually sung (HOLY SHIT fast). If you download music, get it. It's either at the end of Postmortem, or the beginning of Raining Blood. I don't remember exactly where the track changes on the original version.

[MGselwonK]

It's Postmortem, just checked, and raining blood is way slower...

Damn I never listened to that part closely before, it's nice.

[JarOfFlies]

My gift of self is raped
My privacy is raked
And yet I find
And yet I find
Repeating in my head
If I can’t be my own
I’d feel better dead

[void]

This song is done by a female vocalist with no instruments... kind of a pisstake on 50's solo singers.

Machine Gun Fellatio's - Won't You Be My Dirty Fucking Whore

Bend over and bang good and hard from behind
Have me on all fours, howling at the sky
I'll give your cock a good long suck
Then you'll give me a good hard f*ck
Squeeze my tits, all big and bouncy
Then spunk all over my botty
I want to be your butt-hot greasy slut
Greasy slut
Begging for more for I can't get enough
Can't get enough

[MiKe]

It's Postmortem, just checked, and raining blood is way slower...

Damn I never listened to that part closely before, it's nice.

Raining Blood....slower? Maybe the intro, but it's a pretty fast song and just about the same tempo as Postmortem. Anyway, that's what I thought. I always screw it up because on the original CD (Reign In Blood), that part of Postmortem sounds like it's the start of a new song, but it's not. Ehh, whatever.

[MoDilly]

Read it again, that's Slayer, not Pantera. Pantera wasn't really about the evil/satanic shit as much as Slayer was. But nonetheless, it is an amazing line. Especially when you hear how fast it's actually sung (HOLY SHIT fast). If you download music, get it. It's either at the end of Postmortem, or the beginning of Raining Blood. I don't remember exactly where the track changes on the original version.
Wow, I must have been really high to get that mixed up. I meant Slayer....yah. :shuffle: Fixed

Imma dl the song(s) for sure.

[ConanTL]

I set myself on fire
To breed the Perfect Element
[Pain of Salvation - The Perfect Element]

Of course this doesn't make much sense out of context. But if you understand the song, this is an incredible line.

[MiKe]

Strangers passing in the street,
By chance too seperate glances meet,
And I am you and what I see is me.
Pink Floyd's "Echoes".
First time I heard that I was like whhhaaaa????

[BrainStew]

Who the Hell you callin' crazy
You wouldn't know what crazy was
if Charles Manson was eating Fruit Loops on your front porch

Suicidal Tendencies - "You Can't Bring Me Down"

[joka]

And get some lee way on the he say she say
You girl don't like me, how long has she been gay
-Kanye West

[reggie jax]

Simply smashing in a fashion that's timely
Madvillain dashing in a beat rhyme crime spree
We rock the house like rock 'n roll
Got more soul
Than a sock with a hole
Set the stage with a goal
To have the game locked in a cage
Getting shocked with a pole


Draftin tracements, replacements in basements
materials in sheet-rock, to sound proof the beat box
and microscopic optics received through the boxes
obnoxious topic, major labels, flavor tropical
Punchlines, that's unstoppable

Big L be lightin' niggas like incense
Gettin' men lynched to win tits
I'm killin' infants for ten cents
Cause I'm a street genius with a unique penis
Got fly chicks on my dick that don't even speak English
I'm makin' ducks shed much tears
I buck queers
I don't have it all upstairs but who the fuck cares?
I'm grabbin' brews takin' fast swiggas
I get cash and stash figures and harass them bitch ass niggas
After you you're gonna get scared next
And if ya squad flex
I'm lettin' off like Bernard Getts
A tech nine is my utensil
Fillin' niggas with so much led they can use they dick for a pencil
I'm known for snatchin' purses and bombin' churches
I get more pussy on accident then most niggas get on purpose
I got drug spots from New York to Canada
Cause Big L be fuckin' with more keys than a janitorDoesn't seem like much when you're reading it on a computer screen but as a rap fan when I'm listening to it, it's amazing how carefully every syllable was placed to interact with the other words and create one hell of a rhyme scheme.

[pudgmo]

got me the strangest woman
believe me this trick's no cinch
but I really get her going
when I whip out my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays the blues
well a band that plays its blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues


Big Ten Inch Record - Aerosmith

[strikeandburn]

This was never my world, you took the angel away, i'd kill myself to make everybody pay - Marilyn Manson.. coma black