Passionpanda?

[Esoteric]

I know I've brought this up before in another question, but what IS your panda icon DOING... ?

[Eminem]

its doin a new version of the macarena (sp?)..... what else could it be?

[BurtonRider911]

shit, I thought it was doin karate

[Esoteric]

I thought it was, uh... pulling in an invisible laundry line... uh... yeah.

:p

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Well what a great imagination you have Esoteric! Pulling in a laundry line *Shakes head* Oh jeez. --- Im just messin!

[Kanism]

it's doin the Tai Chi...speaking of which, I was bumming around Best Buy (not by choice) and saw a Ranma 2 1/2 DVD box set...$120!!!!! damn!!!!

[Jinx]

I... can't think of anything witty to say...

[chris_78660]

it would look better if the panda was holding maracas and wearing a sombrero (sp?)......
does anyone know of a good animation program to doctor the icon to look that??? i might actually do that:D

[Esoteric]

Maybe Passionpanda should reply to this thread to make it official... ?

;)

[PapaSmurf]

I dont have an opinion on wats it doing but how its doing it, its very sexualy arrousing :) lol

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by PapaSmurf
I dont have an opinion on wats it doing but how its doing it, its very sexualy arrousing :) lol

Hey!! back off man.................sorry I'm late.........had a long weekend. I can't believe I have my own thread!! Ok, to the question at hand...........I've said it before and I'll say it again.....I'm doing my version of a little dance. *the congo dance* Chris I like that idea about the hat and maracas. Let me know if can help me do it.

[chris_78660]

well, i'm gonna need you to come do a photo shoot at my apartment tonite:D

[Kanism]

will b(o)(o)bies be involved? :cool:

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by chris_78660
well, i'm gonna need you to come do a photo shoot at my apartment tonite:D

Oooohhhh sounds like fun:) I'm a little camera shy though. Will I still get the sombrero and maracas???

[chris_78660]

don't worry 'bout the camera sweets!....they're all hidden!..
*cough* uh...i mean.....................yeah:confused:

[passionpanda23]

:eek: you are a naughty...naughty boy..............

[PapaSmurf]

come to think of it that dancing panda isnt at all arousing, i now find it very disturbing but anywho.................... how do you manage to get these funky pics? I got a lame nirvana face :(

[Matthrax]

How would i go about getting an icon under my name?

[passionpanda23]

There are so many questions on this matter, they are in old threads. All you have to do is look for the titles that say Avatar on them, and you should check out that thread. There are a few out there.

[passionpanda23]

Speaking of Avatars, I really like.............who's is it???..........I think it's the laker dude's avatar of George from the Seinfeld show.

[passionpanda23]

*brings out the jumper cables and attaches it to the passionpanda thread*........don't worry baby, I won't let you die. *cranks the juice and watches the precsious thread come back to life*.........IT'S ALIVE........IT'S ALIVE!!!

[chris_78660]

BrrrrraaaAAAAAaaAAiiiIIIIiiIIiiiinnnnNNNnnsss...uU UUuuuuHHHhhHH

[EvaMonkey]

How come no one has said anything about my new avatar, I remember you Panda asking me to find a monkey one, so tell me what you think girl :D

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
How come no one has said anything about my new avatar, I remember you Panda asking me to find a monkey one, so tell me what you think girl :D

Actually I just said something about it, but I will say it again........Yeah EVA........you got a new avatar!!!!:D I'm in such a good mood too, cause I am about to go on vacation in an hour.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

I love your advatar Eva!!! Can I pet your monkey?!

[Unregistered]

*smh* at these homo's

[GOD]

Originally posted by Kanism
will b(o)(o)bies be involved? :cool:


When are they not?:cool:


Judd Nelson in 'Breakfast Club': "Excuse me, Dick, will milk be made available to us?"

[Kanism]

damn...god, pulling one from the vaults...but then again, you are correct...boobs are always a topic of choice

[EvaMonkey]

B(o)(o)B'S ARE A GOOD THING :D

BTW: pet away SeXaY, I think we'll both enjoy it :D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

*Pets Eva's Monkey* He isnt as hairy as I thought he would be!

EWWW Gross...He puked on me!

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by SeXaYrEdHeAd03
*Pets Eva's Monkey* He isnt as hairy as I thought he would be!

EWWW Gross...He puked on me!

HEY....hey....hey........you guys go get a room! There are kids hanging around here. *looks around and sees all the kids running rampid on the forums*........who let all these damn kids out anyway......................

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by passionpanda23
HEY....hey....hey........you guys go get a room! There are kids hanging around here. *looks around and sees all the kids running rampid on the forums*........who let all these damn kids out anyway......................


Sorry, I didnt know what that little gate led to!

[EvaMonkey]

Wow thats alot of kids running about, Hey SeXaY pet me again :D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
Wow thats alot of kids running about, Hey SeXaY pet me again :D

*Runs toward Eva and trips over some of the kids* Damn kids!!!! *Pets Eva's monkey* Hopefully this time he wont puke on me!

[EvaMonkey]

Nah, I never puke twice on the same girl :D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
Nah, I never puke twice on the same girl :D

Whew!!! *Wipes forehead* Thats good!

[chris_78660]

anybody seen panda?

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Nope, I havent... I wonder where that lil girl is hiding!!! *Pulls out panda whistle*

[EvaMonkey]

*covers his ears* AGGGGHHHHH, THE PAIN, THATS THE MONKEY WHISTLE

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Oh shyte sorry Eva *Goes through bag of whistles* Nope, THats the Chris whistle, Theres the Kanism whistle, Awww here it is.... *Blows Panda whistle*

[chris_78660]

you should clean kanes wistle...

[EvaMonkey]

*relaxes once the noise in his ears die's away* ahhhhhhh bliss, didnt Panda-girl say she was going away for a while or something? sure I read it somewhere :confused:

[Kanism]

Originally posted by chris_78660
you should clean kanes wistle... not like she "toots your flute" tho, chris :D

[chris_78660]

well i don't mean to blow my own horn...

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by SeXaYrEdHeAd03
Awww here it is.... *Blows Panda whistle*

SON OF A BITCH!!!............*falls to the floor covering panda ears* please Sexay FOR THE LOVE OF GOD put that whistle down!! You kow you could of put a trail of peanuts down and I would of come sooner or later. Sory I missed all the action. I got lost. I took a left on reality and a right on bullshit and I couldn't find my way back. Luckily Sexay had a whistle. ;)

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by passionpanda23
SON OF A BITCH!!!............*falls to the floor covering panda ears* please Sexay FOR THE LOVE OF GOD put that whistle down!!

*Puts Panda whistle away and jumps on pandas back* Its about time you came back. Ill remembe the peanuts next time, I was fresh outta nuts this time though. ;)

[EvaMonkey]

Hold on, SeXaY has a Panda whistle and a Monkey whistle......she's planning somthing rvil, I can tell, RUN PANDA RUN

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
Hold on, SeXaY has a Panda whistle and a Monkey whistle......she's planning somthing rvil, I can tell, RUN PANDA RUN

me... plan something evil?! NEVER! How could you say something like that. Muh Panda whistle and muh Monkey whistle are put away in muh whistle bag. It would take FOREVER to get them back out!

[EvaMonkey]

Im gonna hold you to that SeXaY, as soon as I see you doing somthing evil I'm gonna use my Monkey Magic on ya again :D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
Im gonna hold you to that SeXaY, as soon as I see you doing somthing evil I'm gonna use my Monkey Magic on ya again :D
IS THAT A PROMISE?!?!?!?!?

[EvaMonkey]

Well if your that excited about it then yeah

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Well hell yea I am excited... I love your monkey magic. *Pounces on Eva* How bout you use it now!

[EvaMonkey]

*ZZZZZZAP* SeXaY, you are now forever cursed with my monkey Magic, I am all you desire, pls use my tail any way you wish:D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

*Giggles like a giddy school girl* Eva, Your so hott.... Your so Great.... etc... etc... *Removes lips off of Evas ass* :D

[EvaMonkey]

no no, leave them there, it feels quite nice :D

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
no no, leave them there, it feels quite nice :D

Into rim jobs are you Eva Monkey?? *raising a questioning eyebrow*......there are some FREAKS out there in the world. Today I watched this show called Blind Date uncensored (well I actually downloaded it) and there was this woman who was giving her interview to the camera, and she straight up said "I like to give rim jobs...........JUST bend over baaaaaby". I mean to each there own, but why in the hell would you say something like that on national telivision.

[minia]

You know who freaks me the fuck out? That nasty old lady on Oxygen, the channel, that hosts the Sunday night sex show. That dirty bitch....

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
no no, leave them there, it feels quite nice :D

NO WAY *Wipes off mouth*

[EvaMonkey]

Why yes it was me......I would say somthing witty here but Im suffering from a really bad headache, just wanted ppl to know Im still alive and kicking *kicks air* see, look at that :D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

*Hold leg* Dang you monkey man. You didnt kick the air you hit me. Now kiss it and make it feel better or Im going to cry *Sniffle*

[EvaMonkey]

*kisses SeXaY's foot better* awwwwww is sexay's booboo all better :D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Much better Thank you Eva *Big hugs*

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by minia
You know who freaks me the fuck out? That nasty old lady on Oxygen, the channel, that hosts the Sunday night sex show. That dirty bitch....

I have no idea who that is, but I don't watch Oxygen. Is that one of your guilty pleasures?? ;) One of mine is I watch the Lifetime channel. You know the one, with all the mushy love, betrayal, and violence woman stories.

[Arachnid]

Check it out!! I think I've found a pic of the last party TOOL, Panda and SeXaY went to!!

[minia]

Originally posted by passionpanda23
I have no idea who that is, but I don't watch Oxygen. Is that one of your guilty pleasures?? ;) One of mine is I watch the Lifetime channel. You know the one, with all the mushy love, betrayal, and violence woman stories.

I hate that old bag!! She has scarred me forever with her nasty old ass talking about sex. Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww:mad:
Lifetime is the best for cheesy TV movies. I saw one the other day called 15 and Pregnant with Kirsten Dunst...

[TOOL illusion]

Originally posted by Arachnid
Check it out!! I think I've found a pic of the last party TOOL, Panda and SeXaY went to!!
I'll be the chick in the glasses....since my hair is like blonde now anyways!!
good pic Arachnid!

[EvaMonkey]

Can I be the photographer that you all had sex with after the photo shoot? :D

[Arachnid]

Sorry, Eva... beat you again. How d'ya think I got the pic?:p
And TOOL, 'twas my pleasure.:cool:

[TOOL illusion]

Gotta love the chick on chick action...even if it is a cartoon.

[EvaMonkey]

I like TOOL alot more now :D

[Arachnid]

We ALL like TOOL a lot more now.:p :D

[TOOL illusion]

Eh? y'all like me more now Hmm? Well, y don't you come over and just show me how much u adore me....

awww yeah that's right boys...I'm a horny mofo tonight.
go figure.

[PhantomCow]

Originally posted by TOOL_illusion
awww yeah that's right boys...I'm a horny mofo tonight.
go figure.

:D I'm coming over to your house, lol:D

[Arachnid]

quote:
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Originally posted by TOOL_illusion
Eh? y'all like me more now Hmm? Well, y don't you come over and just show me how much u adore me....

awww yeah that's right boys...I'm a horny mofo tonight.
go figure.
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I think I love you....

[EvaMonkey]

God bless TOOL and arac where the hell do you get those pics?

[Arachnid]

Lotsa places, my friend.;)

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Arachnid
quote:
I think I love you....

Well thats not right. I never got an I THINK I LOVE YOU it was just always bout the sex. Im gone for a few weeks... Okay like a month or two and now hes cheating on me. How lovely. I think Ill go cry now! *Sniffle*

[Arachnid]

Awww, Babygirl... you know I love you!!

[TOOL illusion]

*ahem*



hehehe

[Arachnid]

Ooh... a rock and a hard place... Can I be the hard place girls?;)

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Arachnid
Awww, Babygirl... you know I love you!!
I dont KNOW this, I just ASSUME, How do I KNOW you really love me?! *Sniffle*

[Arachnid]

Verily! How shall I prove myself, dearheart? Must I quest to the corners of the globe? Fight dragons? Wrestle transvestites? (anything but that!!) Well? How do I prove my love????;)

[Arachnid]

Shall I compose a sonnet?

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

The first two sound pretty good to me ;)

[Arachnid]

So that's questing... and dragons... awww crap!:p

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Arachnid
So that's questing... and dragons... awww crap!:p
Sure is... You better get started... Im giving you 3 days... so HURRY UP!!!!

[Arachnid]

*Grabs sword, backpack, rations and buss pass* I shall return, fair maiden!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

WAIT *Runs to Arachnid* Good luck *Kiss and Hump* You succeed, Youll get more!

[Arachnid]

WOO_HOO!!!!
:cool:

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

I knew you would like that!!!!

[Arachnid]

*Disappears into the sunset, on a quest to prove his love! Journeying to the farthest reaches of the Earth, slaying fire-belching beasts! All to demonstrate his desire for the one they call.... SeXaY!!*


Hey, I'm back!:p ;) :D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Did you get the fight on tape?

[Arachnid]

Maybe. *checks mp3* Uhhh, wrong tape! *checks again* Here you are, my Lovely! *hands over tape of quest*

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

*Takes tape* I will be sure to watch it and get back to you tomorrow for now, I am off to bed. Goodnight hunny

[Arachnid]

Love ya, Babygirl.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

aww love ya too

[CaptHowdy]

a whole thread to panda and she say's a whole 10 things.
*starts throwing peanuts* i mean come on you have* throws bamboo peices* your own thread.*whistles* here panda...how smart is it to call a panda? *runs like hell*

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

lmao Capt. You better watch out shes got razor sharp claws and teeth she'll rip you into pieces. Im glad I got on her good side. *Stands behind Panda* See... Her good side!!! ;)

[CaptHowdy]

hey wait im a druid ill just play me wooden flute and be all "you dont want to eat me" as i play Kenny G does Mozart

:D
your right that is a good side;)

[Arachnid]

Actually, Panda's suit was found, (sans Panda) just outside of Forumville... poor Panda's naked out there in the world.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Panda alone naked?!? She told me she would never do that with out me!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way... I like the last two lines in your sig. Arachnid. I used to watch that cartoon all the time!!! I loved it. My cats name is Pinky cause he is dumb and pure white and reminded me of the character! (Not that you NEEDED to know that, But I thought I would share!)

[Arachnid]

Originally posted by SeXaYrEdHeAd03
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Panda alone naked?!? She told me she would never do that with out me!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, the evidence is right here... Panda's been wandering around naked for over a month! (And damned if I don't wanna know where she is!!):D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Well damnit, If she doesnt get back here I am going to have to go find her. Im to lazzy to go find her!!!

[Arachnid]

I could help you find her!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

See the thing is... If she is naked.... Then we have to go find her naked ourselves!!!

[Arachnid]

Can do, Boss-Lady!! Full frontal or skimpy undergarments?

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

WEll if you help me find her... Were gonna have to go nakie!

[Arachnid]

*tears SeXaY's clothes from her* Well, you're ready!

[CaptHowdy]

*jumps on top of train and plays his flute*
ill stay incase she returns. what do nakie panda's like to listen to?

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

WOAH. I wasnt ready to get nakie YET!!!! *Shrugs* Im not sure what naked pandas like to listen to, Just try everything you can think of Capt.

[CaptHowdy]

ok then *plays Star Trek sdk*
she'll either love it or hate it right

[CaptHowdy]

cant....play....anymore.
*pass' out*

[Arachnid]

Well, it seems some evidence has come up... and I now know that SeXaY was behind this the whole time!!! I have pictures of her trussed up hostage! Kept in a dungeon, no less!

Admit it, woman! It was you!!!
;)

[CaptHowdy]

are you sure that thats Panda and not just another sex toy?
looks like a sex toy.

*eyes sex toy/Panda* damn thats a fine Panda!

[TOOL illusion]

Where did you get that picture Arachnid?! I thought I told you no cameras in my basement. Now, you leave me no other choice but to chain you up too.

[Arachnid]

Is that a threat or a promise? Or... *shudders in anticipation* both? :p

[TOOL illusion]

It's a promise!!!!

[Arachnid]

Yay me! I get another basement vacation!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by TOOL illusion
It's a promise!!!!

JUst remember whos "he-bitch" he is TOOL. Im watching you closely!!!!

[Arachnid]

Hey, why can't I simply have TWO mistresses?
Is it asking too much?:p

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Arachnid
Hey, why can't I simply have TWO mistresses?
Is it asking too much?:p
As long as I am the master mistress. You knew me WAY before you knew ms. TOOL over there!!!!!!!!

[Arachnid]

So you get the riding crop and handcuffs, then. Cool.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Arachnid
So you get the riding crop and handcuffs, then. Cool.

I get that and this cool little queen hat that says "Master Mistress" on it. *Grins*

[Arachnid]

Do I get a hat? Or just that little leather thong-thing you gave me last time?

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Arachnid
Do I get a hat? Or just that little leather thong-thing you gave me last time?

You can have a hat that says SeXaY and tOoLs He-bitch and that leathe thong thing!

[Arachnid]

I'm the luckiest goddamn man on the face of this earth. I'm a He-Bitch for both of 'em? WooHoo!!:D
*dons leather thong-thing and dances about* I'm a double He-Bitch, I'm a double He-Bitch...

[TOOL illusion]

Originally posted by SeXaYrEdHeAd03
As long as I am the master mistress. You knew me WAY before you knew ms. TOOL over there!!!!!!!!


Now SeXaY u know u my girl and all... but he came running over to TOOLland while you had your back turned.


LMAO

[Arachnid]

TOOlland - The Horniest Place On Earth!!!:D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by TOOL illusion
Now SeXaY u know u my girl and all... but he came running over to TOOLland while you had your back turned.


LMAO
Is this true Arachnid? Did you go to the unknown territory of TOOLland while I was away? DID YOU DID YOU?!?

[TOOL illusion]

Originally posted by Arachnid
TOOlland - The Horniest Place On Earth!!!:D
did u just give me a pussy piercing???? Dam ur good!!!

[Arachnid]

Yes, Mistress. I scampered to the delights of TOOL. I must be punished. And punished. And punished.

TOOL: Painless, huh?

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Arachnid
Yes, Mistress. I scampered to the delights of TOOL. I must be punished. And punished. And punished.

TOOL: Painless, huh?

No I am way to upset to punish you in the way you like. Your punishment will be NOT being punished!!!!!!!! *Evil laugh* Bwahahahaha

[TOOL illusion]

I didn't feel a thing....

[Arachnid]

*weeps uncontrollably on SeXaY's leather bitch-boots* No Mistress!! Not that! Please? I need punishment... I've been bad. Really bad. *grovels & begs*

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Arachnid
*weeps uncontrollably on SeXaY's leather bitch-boots* No Mistress!! Not that! Please? I need punishment... I've been bad. Really bad. *grovels & begs*

Why dont you have your new found mistress the one you ran off too while I was turned around punish you? Im sure SHELL be happy to do that *Turns back to Arachnid* Here Ill make it easier for you!

[Arachnid]

Please , Mistress. Do not be angry... I drew a picture of you while I was in my cupboard, "thinking about what I'd done..."

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Very nice pic. Very ME! but Im still upset. I will get over it. But Ill need some time!

[TOOL illusion]

Originally posted by Arachnid
Please , Mistress. Do not be angry... I drew a picture of you while I was in my cupboard, "thinking about what I'd done..."
LMMFAO!
Like sands thru the hourglass............................so are the days of our lives

*cues violin soap opera music*

[Arachnid]

Oh, but Mistress TOOL, I drew you as well....

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

She always has the cute outfits on!!!!!!!!! Why dont I get any?!?

[Arachnid]

Oh, Queen of My Loins, I meant no offense...

Cute enough for ya?

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Yes thats good. But Im a bit upset about the title... Why is tool before me? I AM THA MASTA!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arachnid]

Better, oh flame of my boilerroom?:D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Yes much. I am a very hard person to please. I know!

[Arachnid]

Ah, but I thoroughly enjoy hard workin- err- working hard to please my mistress.

[TOOL illusion]

Originally posted by Arachnid
Oh, Queen of My Loins, I meant no offense...

Cute enough for ya?

Queen of my Loins?!?!?!?!?!11111

LMMFAO omg Arachnid...that made me laugh out loud...seriously

[Arachnid]

I please to aim, Mistress. Shall I devise a title for you? ;)

[TOOL illusion]

But Sweet Slave of My Sex, I already have a title.....I am
Mistress of the Cawk

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

I am leaving for the night. I must get muh SeXaY rest. Arachnid, Tool. Have fun. Good night!

[Arachnid]

Goodnight, SeXaY. Sleep tight. Don't let me bite...hard.

Originally posted by TOOL illusion
...Sweet Slave of My Sex...
Oh Mistress of the Cawk, you do me great honour! How can I ever repay such a splendid knighting?!

[TOOL illusion]

LMMFAO that is on the verge of being disturbing.
Yet so true....

"Last one there is a penis pump"

[Arachnid]

Originally posted by TOOL illusion
LMMFAO that is on the verge of being disturbing.
Yet so true....
I saw it and the first thing that came to me was, "TOOL for President!":D
Thought you'd like it.
:cool: