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s3xyjesus
10-09-2005, 07:44 PM
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13263288,00.html

A man chopped his own penis off with a rusty old axe because he was sick of having no money.

The 30-year-old Serbian pulled down his trousers and positioned his appendage on a log before bringing down the axe.

"My wife is sick and I can't even buy medicine, my father, mother and I live from my father's paltry salary," the man said.

"I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two and a half kilo axe, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam!".

The Serb did not explain how cutting off his penis would ease his financial worries.

But the sight of blood brought him to his senses.

"Only then did I come to and screamed as loudly as I could, realising I didn't have it any more," he said.

Neighbours in the industrial town of Kragujevac heard his screams and rushed him to hospital where amazingly doctors were able to stitch his penis back on.

"The most important thing is that his tool is back in place. All's well that ends well," said doctor Srecko Djordjevic, who performed the operation.
Synch
10-09-2005, 08:08 PM
nc..... psycho..
thesloc
10-09-2005, 08:34 PM
Shit, I do it all the time...
TFS
10-09-2005, 09:15 PM
They called it a tool in the article.

Nice.
daveo the great
10-10-2005, 03:47 AM
um, honestly.... this guy is gunna go down as the stupidest motherfucker in all of history. like forest gump could beat him at chess. the special needs class made fun of him.


"hmm.... im poor, so im gunna chop my penis off." chop "OWWWWWWWW, hmmm im still fucking poor!!!!! and now i have a hospital bill to pay for my fucking reattached penis."
Deltron3030
10-10-2005, 04:02 AM
"The most important thing is that his tool is back in place. All's well that ends well," said doctor Srecko Djordjevic, who performed the operation.


HAHAHAHHAHA:icon_rofl
ConanTL
10-10-2005, 04:28 AM
There was an even weirder case a few years back in Germany. Two dumbasses met over the internet. One wanted to be killed, but only under the condition that the killer would chop of the victims penis, whereafter both would eat the penis and after killin the victim the killer should eat the victim. :eek: They actually did it too. So now the one guy is dead (and half eaten) while the other guy got put into a high-security mental hospital.
csite
10-10-2005, 09:23 AM
lol, takes cutting a penis for a guy to come to his senses. I mean he could have just shot himself or something, cutting a penis is a painful death not to mention the shame.
vchampionl70
10-11-2005, 01:21 AM
People have done this plenty of times before in protest. This guy's a copycat.
Sketcher
10-11-2005, 01:36 AM
I feel like hitting the doctors and telling them that they're supposed to let the idiots kill themselves off.
TFS
10-11-2005, 01:07 PM
I think the most important question is whether or not this guy is still able to reproduce. You know, is it possible for him to contaminate the gene pool with his tally-whacking ways?