what the crap happened?

[kfield]

What the crap happened? I get to work on Monday expecting some new shit on ebaums when to my surprise there is nothing! It's the same old funny shit. What gives?

[Baby_Zeus]

I hear ya man. I was looking for a few more stolen shitwads too, most of which I had already seen on their original sites. I guess eBaum was too busy cleaning his jizz off his monitor to update his site. But hey! If you wanna see some new shit, just go to the original sites. Everything eBaum has here was jacked from another site. Go visit them and you won't miss out on anything. It's too bad eBaum isn't creative enough to come up with his own shit. And then again, some of the shit he chooses for his site is just fucking retarded. Like what about those flying space-heads. What the fuck was that? I showed it to thirteen people and they all thought it was gay. I guess eBaum just likes stupid shit. Oh well.
"It goes to show you never know. Play each card you play and play it slow." - Jerry Garcia

[gibridehome]

first off

be patient my son... ebaum will update. he always does. he is a very busy man, with a very busy agenda. oh and who says what the crap?

secondly

i really enjoy the space people animation, i think it is one of the highlights of this site. please go to these "other websites" you speak of. as far as im concerned, this is the only website that matters:D

[Baby_Zeus]

Hey, you need to realize, cos, this site ain't all it's cracked up to be. Try other sites that get the content first, like albinoblacksheep, and get the content weeks before eBaum finds it and steals it. If you like this site, then you're missing out on some of the better internet places, my man gibridehome. And how the fuck can you like that spaceheads shit? You must have a retarded sense of humor or something, cuz that shit is brainless. It's just some guy who found a pic of some ugly fat people and made a dumb flash show out of it. He was probably drunk when he did it. Maybe that's why you like it. Cuz it's stupid. And you like stupid shit that kills your braincells and insults the intelligence of any normal person. Well, if that's your thang, good for you!

[Kanism]

here you bitch and moan about this and that, and yet here you sit, pining and begging ebaum to update his site...who'da thought you were such a bitch...yeah, you are ebaum's bitch...you say you don't like it...yet you come back for more over and over again...sounds like a bitch to me...

baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch

[chris_78660]

EVERYBODY CHANT!!
baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch!
baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch!
baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch!
baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch!
baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch!

[Baby_Zeus]

WHAT THE FUCK GOT STUFFED UP YOUR ASSHOLES, YOU COCKSUCKING PRICKS?! I DON'T VISIT EBAUM'S SITE! I JUST VISIT HIS FORUM! I SAW HIS SITE ONCE AND THOUGHT IT WAS A PIECE OF SHIT! NOW I'M JUST VISITING THE FORUMS AND SETTING Y'ALL MUTHAFUCKAZ STRAIGHT!
(ahem)
I am nobody's bitch. Why do you guys act like fifth graders and call people bitches? Chris, that chant of yours was juvenile and sorry. And Kanism, if anything, you would logically be eBaum's bitch, cuz you stick up for him so much. I mean Jesus Christ, you guys are like his forum pets. He will occasionally visit and tell you how nice you have been as his pets and how you made his forum interesting. (i.e. the immaturity and rudeness thread) I'm just here to help you guys realize this site is not all it's cracked up to be. I do it as a favor to people like you, who I feel are being lead astray, cuz I'm a nice guy.

[disturbed2]

Originally posted by chris_78660
EVERYBODY CHANT!!
baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch!
baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch!
baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch!
baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch!
baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch!
haleluya! praise the lord!

[Baby_Zeus]

It appears that Disturbed2 is also a whiny servant of eBaum. That's too bad. I guess it's only natural that whiny kids like you would visit a site like this and support its forum. I do wanna help you guys grow up, but maybe you just need a good spanking or something from your parents.

[Kanism]

okay baby douche, let's see what is so blatantly wrong with your post:

www.m-w.com clearly states that a "bitch" is, and I quote, "3 : something that is highly objectionable or unpleasant" and I find you both highly objectionable and unpleasant. No, I am not ebaum's lap dog; I am clearly stating what is so painfully obvious to the lot of us except for yourself. If a car is blue, I say that it is blue...if the car has wheels, I say that it has wheels...does this make me the car's puppet? I think not, you stupid fucktard.

you hate it here and yet you log more hours in these forums than your mom does at the free clinic getting tested for assorted VD's.

y'know...if I went to a movie and thought it sucked, I sure as hell wouldn't hang out in the lobby of the theatre pleading with other people not to go see it...and I sure as hell wouldn't be hopping around like a little girl with a full bladder wishing and praying that the sequel would hurry up and come out as you so eloquently stated in your first post in this thread.

and ebaum does not steal, if you had read the forums (like you so claim) this issue has been beaten to death several times over; but idiots like you and that heifer-eater seem to be too dense (go ahead and look up the word, I'll wait).............to understand that this is a collection of assorted shit that can be found throughout the internet. as far as original content, there is some to be found...but, my biggest gain from this site is the discovery of all these other wonderous sites out there through his collection which he does credit appropriately and his links.

next time, get your head out of your sister's lap before you speak.

[chris_78660]

LMMFAO...when will people learn that you don't go to ebaums to bitch and whine about the site?
i am not the P.R. bandwagon of eBaums, nor do i defend the content on this site. i am here to conversate when similar individuals and laugh my ass off at little shit head teenagers such as yourself....or should i say a "little girls with a full bladder".
if you took a glance into flash animation and video clips you will see that i have posted many links that were "stolen" from other sites.....does that make me a thief?
i think you have the wrong idea on what a comedy website should be....for instance go to one of the websites you DON'T piss and moan about, and look to see if they write ALL of their flash animations and if they are the sole creators of ALL of their content. to your surprise you will see that this is obviously not true....so do us all a favor and take your uninteresting, annoying, and empty bitching to them....you have done NOTHING to change the way people feel about this site, and you have further shot the creditable argument you once might have had

[Baby_Zeus]

Look at all the effort you're putting in to stick up for eBaum's site! It's hysterical. You two, Chris and Kanism, truly are a couple of loyal eBaum puppies. But that's respectable. If you enjoy being followers and sucking up to website administrators. But I came to this forum NOT because I like this site, which I don't, I must say honestly, but because I thought I could help you guys who were led into liking this pathetic site so much. You obviously spend enough time here defending what is rightfully not even yours that you miss out on more important things in life. That's too bad. I just thought I could be a helpful guy and enlighten some of you, but you are just too immature and stubborn to understand.
And Kanism, your definition of "bitch" isn't used in the same way you used it with me. Saying I am eBaum's bitch implies I am someone who does whatever he wants. It does not imply that I am an obnoxious, annoying prick. That is a completely different definition. That just goes to show you are not perfect after all, Kanism. Don't be embaerrassed. We all make mistakes.
And Chris, as much as you may think, while much of this site is public domain, there are a number of things here that were taken from their original designers without a working link or anything. Did eBaum tell you he got permission? Or are you just assuming that?
Just letting you know I'm trying to help you guys out, seeing as you obviously need it.

[chris_78660]

are you really this stupid outside of the forums as well???
did you even read what we wrote? if you did then you would see that i said i do not "defend the content on this site".
get off your high horse you whinny little scab, you aren't trying to help anyone....you come here as if you are some mercenary who is going to rescue brainwashed people from a silly website.
i find it amusing that you say, "You obviously spend enough time here defending what is rightfully not even yours that you miss out on more important things in life", when you are the one who is wasting his breath....i come to the forums to post when i am AT WORK, that means that i am already missing out on the more important things in life.....i rarely post in the free time i have at home, so do your research junior and shut the fuck up. once again you have shown your low level of intelligence and lost all creditability......you know i wish i could see one of you little bitches in person, you would see where i stand and i could show you that i never say anything that i can't back up

[passionpanda23]

*......DING.. DING...........*goes the bell , as the two fighters dance around the ring. Baby Zeus makes for a quick jab to the ribs......but Chris is quick on his feet, he side steps and makes an upper cut to Baby Zeus. *BAM.......* that is it folks!!! Baby Zeus is down for the count.............1...2......3......*spectators are angry* damnit we wanted to see a show down!!!.............what the hell was that. Oh well, maybe next time.

[Lord Jim]

Baby Zeus's comment "Don't be embaerrassed. We all make mistakes"

Thats a classic!!!

[Baby_Zeus]

First off, Lord Jim, that was a typo, so yes it was a mistake, as we all make them occasionally. Chris, when will you get it through that thick head of yours that you are in fact defending this site? You are simply in denial. You like this site enough that you will defend it and insult those who don't like it by calling them stupid. I can guarantee you my friend that I am more intelligent than the likes of you. I don't spend my free time here either. I happen to be at work, so don't start calling me some trailor-trash teenager, as that seems to be your trademark insult. Whenever you can't think of a good way to insult somebody, you call them trailor trash and say they have low intelligence. It's ironic that you are far more likely to be trailor trash than me, as you live in Texas, one of the prime trailor areas of our country. Sure, you live in Austin. Maybe you have an apartment and are not trailor trash after all. Or maybe you still live with your parents and are just trying to act like an adult. Either way, my friend, don't waste insults like that on people from Brooklyn, okay? Or any of the northeast, for that matter. But what can I expect? You probably won't listen to me. You'll probably just respond with some more lame insults and wordy put-downs. If you enjoy being tough on the internet, go ahead. See how much I care.
But, Chris, my friend, if you'd really like to get to know me as much you say you do: "you know i wish i could see one of you little bitches in person, you would see where i stand and i could show you that i never say anything that i can't back up" just give me your home phone number or the full name of the household guardian. We can make arrangements from there.
And lastly, Passionpanda, it's nice to see friends stick up for each other, even though you've never met Chris or know his real name. But, that's beside the point.

[chris_78660]

first off, do not call me friend, that is the last thing i am to you
second, 500 w.parmer lane austin, tx 78727 that's an apartment that i live in (sadly not still with my parents, you have to grow up sometime right?)
i seriously doubt that you will come to austin because you were insulted over the internet, but if you ever find yourself in town....swing by for a bit, it would be really nice to see the type of bitch that whines over the net, looks like.
and if you want to go off stereotypes and believe that Texas somehow is a trailer trash state, fine....you're main weakness is under estimating your situation anyway.
by the way, where did you ever see me call some one trailer trash? i don't believe i have ever used that as a put down, but its never too late to start.
i guess i did not realize you were from brooklyn....OOOOoooOOOO i guess i better watch what i say to someone who is from the north east....what a crock of shit
and by the way baby douche, don't be so naive as to think that anyone in this VIRTUAL community is gonna give two shits and a fuck, what the hell you have to whine about...now go think of some clever come back, or consult with your daddy....it is doubtful that you organized this weakass argument yourself...

[Baby_Zeus]

Wouldn't you know it, Chris? You just turned around what I said about you and said it to me. Oh. I'll consult with my dad, huh? I can't come up with stuff on my own? Funny one, man. Implying I live with my parents. That's rich. Also, I don't know why you keep saying I whine. I was just being an informative person by letting others know what they are getting themselves into with this site. Then you had to come along and insult me. That shows just the kind of person you are. Instead of talking to someone intellectually, you chant some stupid, childish taunt. You may have grown up, my friend, but it appears there is still a child inside of you wreaking havoc. Oh, right. Don't call you friend. Am I your enemy now? Hey, yeah. That makes sense! "Why make friends when you can make enemies?" Sounds very mature to me.
And please don't reverse what I say again by calling me immature. That's just unoriginal. And you've already used up your "unintelligent" bit. Be more creative. But if you can't, that's fine. Just let me know instead of hiding it in a bunch of demeaning moronic insults. Good luck!

[chris_78660]

"I was just being an informative person by letting others know what they are getting themselves into with this site."
i read your posts with a whiny voice, all you do is complain so it is easy to interpret your posts such as. we are running in circles, and i can never truly express how i feel through typing anyway.
so i'm gonna end this back-and-forth nonsense on one last note.
nay-saying dipshits like you will never see the err of their ways, so cry about this site to the other brainwashed members of this site who apparently "didn't know what they were getting themselves into".

[Baby_Zeus]

Apparently, there is no way to get through to you, Chris. You just don't have the mental capacity for it or something. That's too bad. But it's allright. I can understand if you are wussing out of this argument. You said yourself, you have nothing you can say online. So why not give me your phone number and we can talk there. I think that by hearing my voice, you'll realize I do not whine. You can probably also better tell me what it is you want to say to me. And I don't think there is an apartment complex on 500 W. Palmer Ln. Was that a typo? I would like to talk to you, though. I can't seem to teach you manners online. Maybe I can on the phone. That is, if you have a phone and are not using the only phone line for your internet connection.

[Eminem]

my post will probably be ignored...
but can you guys write your essays on AIM or just pm them to each other?? personally, eBaum does not have a bitch.... and if he does, he keeps them on a VERY short leash. Zeus is just trying to show his dissapointment in eBaum's updates. Chris is trying to explain taht eBaum is a very busy man (i agree), then one dissed the other and the ball started rolling...... can you 2 just drop it? for me?.....if not for me then could you do it for the forumland? plz


PS. kanism, i didnt want you to get you into this cuz you only had like 2 posts in this.....

[Lord Jim]

"You just don't have the mental capacity "

Listen to yourself for a minuite Baby Zeus, How can you actually say this without shame after all the guff you've been typing?

"give me your address, give me your phone number blah blah blah"

Wow your a REAL man!!, and really mature to boot.

[Baby_Zeus]

"Lord_Jim", or Jim, as I'll call you, do you enjoy fucking with others? Are you an immature brat like Chris? I didn't insult you, but being the youngster you are, you gotta "do whatever it is boys do" and throw random insults or exaggerate on a subtle phrase I said. If you are trying to "be cool", as you boys do, this isn't the way. Now run along and play. I don't have time to talk to people whose intelligence is not fully developed.

[disturbed2]

why is everyone getting so worked up on this? calm down people! take a deep breath *inhale* now let it go *ahhhhh* how soothing it is.

[Lord Jim]

No its Lord Jim to you Baby Zeus.

Okay lets scoot over some more quotes.

"I don't have time to talk to people whose intelligence is not fully developed." Quite evidently Baby Zeus, you do.

"do you enjoy fucking with others? " I am not fucking with you, I am mearly pointing out that your arguments are completely contradictory, and in turn you have become an "immature brat like Chris" and myself.

"If you are trying to "be cool", as you boys do, this isn't the way."
Can i have your address and phone number so i can argue with you in reality rather that just a faceless internet hardman?

"I can understand if you are wussing out of this argument. You said yourself, you have nothing you can say online." Right i see how that will work ,"ring ring ring ring click hello?...hello yes i was arguing with you before, ahhh yes how are you?...im fine, i hate this site, no its good, no it isnt ,yes it is....mmmm interesting concept, infact do it, record it and send me the tapes, i would love to see how intelligent you 'older guys' really are.

[Baby_Zeus]

Listen, Jimmy. I don't know what your problem is, my friend, but you need to stop finding ways to pick on people. You may think I am a brat, but I'm just trying to set you straight. You need to learn how to respect others and not get in their faces with unnecessary comments. What you are telling me is insulting, as you are telling me that I don't know what I'm saying. I know very well what I am saying. You just misunderstand me. Figure out what people are really saying before you falsely accuse them. Got it, Jim?

[Lord Jim]

Well thats the icing on the cake isnt it?

Now YOUR accusing ME of geting in peoples faces with MY comments? Im afraid not 'my friend'.
Basically your whole argument is based around your opinion that this whole site is stolen, or the bits that arent stolen are just crap? yes? am i right so far?

"You need to learn how to respect others and not get in their faces with unnecessary comments. What you are telling me is insulting, as you are telling me that I don't know what I'm saying. I know very well what I am saying. "

Okay so there is some other site which you know about which is the best fucking site in the universe full of original content made by the owners bare hands, WHO CARES? you dont seem to listen to anybody elses opinions, YOUR the one who has come on this forum and treated people like they are stupid. I couldnt give a shit where the content came from personally, i just happened to stumble over this site first, and thats the way it goes.

Like someone said in an earlier post, if you dont like this site, go to the one you do like, simple as that, rather that all of this 'give me your phone number and ill teach you some manners' bollocks.

[Baby_Zeus]

Well, Jim. It's good to see you are capable of voicing your opinions when you feel like it. That's a good thing, my friend. Now, first of all, you are getting in people's faces with your comments. You came in here and got in my face with your degrading comments: " 'You just don't have the mental capacity'
Listen to yourself for a minuite Baby Zeus, How can you actually say this without shame after all the guff you've been typing?
'give me your address, give me your phone number blah blah blah'
Wow your a REAL man!!, and really mature to boot."
Those are purposefully insulting sarcastic comments which offend me. Thus, you got in my face.

Also, I'm just trying to show people what's going on with this site. If they like it, they don't have to listen, but I feel it's for the best. You don't have to agree with me, kid. Just say you respect my opinion but that yours differs from mine. That's all. See? It's really not as hard as you think to act mature.

[gibridehome]

seems to me baby zeus is spending a lot of time posting on a site that he doesnt even like.... what a sick, confused child.

[Baby_Zeus]

You see? This is exactly what I'm talking about. Gildebridehome, you just came in here to insult me. What the hell was that? Have you nothing better to do than to pick fights with people? You, like the rest of the kids on this thread, need to grow up.

[fieldk]

Hmm...I was just in here asking a question and now everyone is going crazy...wow

[chris_78660]

*YAWN* (http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/badthread37.gif)

[passionpanda23]

LOL..........that was freakin hilarious Chris. I agree this thread does suck...............I mean why is this guy really trying to "open our eyes"........ and is so damn adamant about it, might as well start telling us we are all sinners and this site is the devil. That we need to find God and Jesus is the only way to save ourselves. I say you can shove your opinion right up your northeastern ass baby zeus. Don't worry about responding to this, cause I'm outta here. *before walking out, gives baby z the bird*

[Baby_Zeus]

Passionpanda, you go and insult me. Isn't that special? I didn't say you had to agree with me. You all obviously like this site. That's why you became members of the forum. I don't have to waste my time giving you guys hints about things if you aren't going to listen. There are other people worth helping. I just tried to be a nice guy to you guys and show you some inner secrets of the eBaum pit, but you had to get all defensive and immature and insult me. It's people like you that make the rest of us look bad. Instead of being nice to others, you throw insults at them. That would work fine if you were kids in school, but many of you are adults. And that saddens me. I won't be able to help you guys. You have succumbed to this site and its childish humor.

[Lord Jim]

"And how the fuck can you like that spaceheads shit? You must have a retarded sense of humor or something, cuz that shit is brainless. "

"He was probably drunk when he did it. Maybe that's why you like it. Cuz it's stupid."

"Just letting you know I'm trying to help you guys out, seeing as you obviously need it."

These quotes are from your very first posts, and all in all point out directly that you are a completely patronising insult thrower yourself. Why do you think everyone has to be stupid to like immature humour? Humour is humour in ALL its forms however stupid or immature it is. You have a brain so you can decide what you do and dont like, what is funny and what isnt. By the sounds of it you havent got a single comedy bone in your whole body.

So next time you reply, go and have a look through your old posts and this time, make sure you dont say anything else which makes you look more stupid than you did before, in the sense that you really have contradicted yourself of many occasion now.

[gibridehome]

Originally posted by Baby_Zeus
You see? This is exactly what I'm talking about. Gildebridehome, you just came in here to insult me. What the hell was that? Have you nothing better to do than to pick fights with people? You, like the rest of the kids on this thread, need to grow up.

huh?? *rubs eyes in confusion, looks at screen* did i insult you? i was just saying that if you think this site sucks so much, and all of us are just in here to pick fights, then why are you here? i was just wondering. im sorry you were in insulted by this. oh and you seem to be posting a lot about absolutely nothing, trying to prove that you're more intelligent than the rest of the world. please, just leave. now i do hope you were insulted you stupid cocksucker.

[Baby_Zeus]

This is exactly what I was saying. Gildebridehome, you did insult me.

"seems to me baby zeus is spending a lot of time posting on a site that he doesnt even like.... what a sick, confused child."

Calling me a sick, confused child is an insult, my friend. I'm not saying you are dumber than me. I'm just telling you what's going on. Apparently, you guys don't care. You just assume I am stupid because you don't agree with me. You all seem to enjoy insulting others for your own amusement.
And Jim, what I said was just an opinion. I did not insult you. I insulted eBaum for what he did to his site. If you don't want to believe what I have to say about this site, then don't.
Thanks for your support, guys. If you're just going to come back at me and insult me some more, then I see you haven't learned anything.

[gibridehome]

You're a stupid piece of shit.
Please go away
No i havent learned. Go somewhere where people listen to you

[Lord Jim]

This is it though, your insulted BECAUSE i dont agree with your opinion, the only reason everyone is having a go at you, is because you come across as some kind of God like saviour who wants to protect our innocent naive little minds from the evils of ebaum.

Why are you bothering? we've already said we dont agree with you and kindly go to the web-sites you speak of.

I was acually not too bothered about what you were saying at the start of this thread cos a million people have a million stupid arguments that dont really matter at the end of the day, but it was when you said, 'I guarantee I am more intelligent than you are' or something like that, which instantly labeled you in my mind as simply, 'cunt'.

Dont you see how patronising you are?

Dont you see how hypacritical you are?

And in your final post, with the comment "Thanks for your support, guys. If you're just going to come back at me and insult me some more, then I see you haven't learned anything."

huh?...what?.....What are you teaching us?...the art of being a hypocritcal patronising twat?

This isnt serious anymore, i think you just like arguing, i beet you've forgoten what your on about in the first place and are just trying to save face.

[Baby_Zeus]

I really was hoping you guys would mature. Oh well, I suppose that will just take time for you guys.
Gildebridehome, you are just acting stupid right now and wasting my time. I don't need to respond to your foolery. If you don't want to grow up, then don't, kid. Try getting someone else to pity you.
And Jim, you need to stop trying so hard to prove me wrong about everything I say. You're just making yourself look like an obsessive kid. That's a shame.
You guys need to learn some respect. I go out of my way to show you all what I think about eBaum's world, and you take swings at me. You guys simply aren't worth the trouble, as you'll never learn.

[gibridehome]

Originally posted by Baby_Zeus
I really was hoping you guys would mature. Oh well, I suppose that will just take time for you guys.
Gildebridehome, you are just acting stupid right now and wasting my time. I don't need to respond to your foolery. If you don't want to grow up, then don't, kid. Try getting someone else to pity you.
And Jim, you need to stop trying so hard to prove me wrong about everything I say. You're just making yourself look like an obsessive kid. That's a shame.
You guys need to learn some respect. I go out of my way to show you all what I think about eBaum's world, and you take swings at me. You guys simply aren't worth the trouble, as you'll never learn.


Really, i dont care about arguging with you anymore. please, just go away. think what you want about us, and ebaumsworld, but just take yourself somewhere else.

[Lord Jim]

"I don't need to respond to your foolery" - Why do you insist on doing exactly this then?

"Try getting someone else to pity you." - Did anyone actually ask you for your pity?

"I go out of my way to show you all what I think about eBaum's world" - We've all gone out of our way to show you WE DONT GIVE A MONKEYS BALL SACK!!!!!

"I don't have to waste my time giving you guys hints about things if you aren't going to listen. There are other people worth helping." - AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!


So ill add big-headed to the list of your character traits then, alongside hypocritical and patronising.

I also laugh whole heartedly at the way, when you posted your first comments on here ,you were like ' hey check dis shit out, yo dis shit is way better than this shit', and now you've gone all posh and articulate to try and amplify your oh so good natured personality. Yeah Right!!!, were'nt you asking for someones phone number and address in those early posts?

I think ill write split personality on the list aswell.

[Baby_Zeus]

I'm patronizing? I'm hypocritical? Check what you quoted. You interpreted wrong, son. Jim, Jim, Jim... What ever am I to do with you? If you really don't care, as you say, then why do you keep talking to me? You're not proving anything. You're just showing how much time you spend finding what you believe are faults in other people's writing. That's a tad pathetic. But hey, I don't care about that. It's your problem. You'll figure it out someday.
And Gildebridehome, if you don't care, then that's good for you. Don't waste my time by telling me that. Go have fun bullshitting on your forums, my friend.

[Lord Jim]

Im sure Gildebridehome thanks you ever so much for your permission to have fun on th forum, Jeeez I bet he was worried he wasnt allowed before you said that.

I dont find faults in other peoples writing, I find faults in YOUR writing, and were not talking about spelling mistakes here or little grammatical errors there, We're talking about full frontal stupididty in your constantly patronising gash.

Im bored of this conversation now as you never seem to come up with anything of rellevence, instead opting for for the usual, god your all stupid, im dead intelligent me type arguments.
And you insist on continually saying 'Dont waste my time' in pretty much every post you have typed. You really are a tad dense.

[Baby_Zeus]

Dense, am I? I just wanted you to know some stuff as I had the opinion you were being mislead. You didn't have to agree with me. The faults you find in my writing are, of course, your opinions, and I do not agree with them. You can feel free to tell me what you think are faults, but that won't get you anywhere, my friend. You act like you're so smart, but in fact, you let everyone know otherwise by your continuing accusations all based on the same opinions about me being patronizing and hypocritical. Try saying something new, Jim, instead of dwelling on the same tired, answerless conundrums. Have a pleasant and meaningful life, my friend.

[Lord Jim]

Thats a joke right?

I think we should wrap it up about now, well about 200 posts ago, your not going to get the point are you.

As for showing everyone else how unintelligent i am, i think i can sleep safely in the knowledge that they are all smart enough to know who the real idiot is, which is a fact you cant seem to get to grips with.

cheers for the laughs.

[CheeseDip]

both of you shutup and have a beer.

its on me:D

[Lord Jim]

Cheers! :cool:

(clink)

[Baby_Zeus]

I appreciate your opinions as much as the next man. And I suppose you are right about one thing in particular. The people will realize who the real idiot is. Although "idiot" is kind of harsh. Neither of us are idiots, no sir. But they will just know who has spent the whole time ridiculing what the other has said and who has misinterpreted quotations. That will be the key to their insight on who is not quite as intelligent. But let's not argue on intelligence, my humble friend. Doing so would be unproductive and immature. I hope you have figured out what it is you were attempting to. And enjoy your beer.

[SATAN]

Hahaha, I completely agree with all points raised in your last post.

[SATAN]

We realise that Baby Zeus is the idiot.

We realise that Lord Jim has ridiculed everything you have said (and rightly so)

Seems to me all the quotes were left in the same context as you typed them, how did he misiterperet them?

[Baby_Zeus]

I feel sorry for you, Satan, as you had to go and insult me for no real reason. You obviously like to insult people, so you went and said I was the idiot. You most likely haven't even read our posts. It's decisions like that which fill this world with entropy. Figure out what you are trying to say before you insult someone out of context, Satan. Have a good day.

[SATAN]

Nope, I genuinely have read this whole thread.

Im not a random insult merchant like you think, im really not.

I just think you dont actually credit anyones intelligence atall in your posts.

Fair enough there were a few lameoids who told you to fuck off a bit harshly, but you cant expect people to sit around and take your rather forced opinions.

Go back and read the posts you shared with chris, If you dont think you were being out of order then you ARE an idiot.

[Baby_Zeus]

Firstly, I didn't say anyone had to agree with my opinions, so I am not forcing them upon anybody. I was merely attempting to show you guys what I found this site has. You don't have to agree. Just say you don't agree with my opinion. That's not too hard.
I appreciate your reading my opinion, and if you couldn't understand the logic behind what I said, then you are an id- no, no. I will not insult you, my friend. Peace.

[GOD]

Well baby zeus, if you're not going to drink that beer, hand it over. I'm always up for a seat at the bitchfest. Everyone gets your point. we get it. We understand. We wish that damn fester would heal and go away. Oops, did I say that outloud?


SATAN. Holy freaking milkduds, bub. Is that you?

[SATAN]

Certainly is old buddy.

Did you not read my post in the GOODBYE thread?

Well anyway im back, not going to be wreaking any havoc on earth though any time soon, ive got a bit of a bad back at the moment, so dont worry about a thing.

Hows your place upstairs anyhow?, not had chance to pop in yet, well i did try but your guards wouldnt let me in.

Good to see you again anyway, inspite of our recent clashes.

Mr John Satan

[Baby_Zeus]

I'll take it that you weren't refering to me with that "fester" remark. And enjoy your beer.

[SATAN]

Naaa, He saved the one he was reffering to you with.

GOD does'nt wanna offend you like.

[Baby_Zeus]

I'm glad he doesn't.

[SATAN]

Well, afterall

Its wrong to mock the weak.

[Baby_Zeus]

The weak, huh? Perhaps you were referring to me as the weak. Or maybe you worded your statement incorrectly. If you honestly think me to be weak, then you don't know me very well. If you've gathered that I am weak from my posts, then you simply have misunderstood them.

[Caveman]

Originally posted by chris_78660
EVERYBODY CHANT!!
baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch!
baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch!
baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch!
baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch!
baby_zeus is officially ebaum's bitch!

[Baby_Zeus]

Now, why did youy bring that back up, Laker "Dude"? Are you trying to be funny? Are you trying to insult me with that? I'll say that your attempt in either case was rather unplanned and predictable. If you're trying to insult me or something of that sort, use your own words. (Oh. I shudder at that thought.)

[gibridehome]

Hey baby Zeus, why dont you register into the forum..... your post count is much higher than about 80% of the people here, so just register.:rolleyes:

[Baby_Zeus]

I'm not planning on registering to this forum, cuz this site isn't my fave. (Read this thread to find out why) I may stop by occassionally to share my views and opinions, but I see no good reason to register. Thanks for the suggestion, though.

[Baby_Zeus]

Here are a couple of websites that I do love;)
www.cumchuggers.com
www.analwhores.com
www.imafag.com
www.stuipdfaggotwhopostsontheebaumsforum.com
The last one is my home page :D
Cum and submit your gay pic's, I love new penis;)

[Baby_Zeus]

Actually guys, to tell you the truth, my penis is so extremely small that I feel I need to insult and annoy the members of this forum, all of which who are better than me.
PS all those gay men out there, I have a really tight sphincter.
email me at
tight_zeus@thosewithsmalldicks.com

[Baby_Zeus]

I don't know who is pretending to be me, but this is not funny.
I came to this site to find good quality boy-on-boy porn, and now you guys are mocking me. I hope you feel really smart for telling me how stuipd I am, because I don't care about you. I still go hame to Marcos and suck his penis at the end of the day. What do you do??? nothing!, because you are losers who do not suck penis. Good day sir!

[passionpanda23]

LOL!!! *suspected Zeus to be a fag all along* Glad you could come out of the closet. Here this would look great on you *hands Zeus a tight, cut off rainbow tank top* looks like it was always meant for you.

[Baby_Zeus]

So this is what happens when I make a return. Not one, but three different times am I imitated, and each time by an unclever person. How pathetic. You make fun of me by saying I am a faggot. How original. You say I like penis and all this stuff that doesn't apply to me. Whoever posted pretending to be me is hateful towards homosexuals. I pity you who imitated me, as you are probably afraid of homosexuals. LET ME SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. I AM NOT GAY. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN PENIS. Even so, I'm not dissing those who are, because that would be hateful. Your attempts to make a fool of me have only backfired on whoever is imitating me. I'm betting it's Chris.

And Passionpanda, if you've read this, you'll realize that the last three posts about me were untrue and immature. Thank you for understanding what I am saying.

[SATAN]

Why do you even care about it?

Nobobdy knows who the fuck anybody is anyway,


Look just admit you are gay and that'l be the end of it.

[Baby_Zeus]

How long did it take you to come up with that one? So original, saying it's all right to admit one is gay. If you really want to think I am gay, I don't give a fuck. If that makes you feel satisfied, for whatever reason, go for it. Just don't get too satisfied by your thoughts. I don't want you to give your hopes up thinking that I am gay, because I am not. But whatever floats your boat, my friend. Think what you will.

[SATAN]

Jeeez, Lighten up Baby Zeus for fucks sake.

I thought this was a humour site, not a counselling clinic.

[TOOL illusion]

Originally posted by Baby_Zeus
So this is what happens when I make a return. Not one, but three different times am I complemented, and each time by a straight person. How intrigueing. You out me by saying I like the male organ. How true! You say I like penis and all this stuff that does apply to me. Whoever posted pretending to be me is one sexay motherfucker. I am grateful to you who reemed my asshole, as you are probably afraid of my recent outbreak of genital warts. LET ME SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. I AM GAY. I AM INTERESTED IN THE PENIS. Even so, I'm just hitting on those who are, because that would be wonderful. Your attempts to make me hard have only backfired on whoever is standing in front of me. I'm betting it's this guy I met on the commuter train.

And Passionpanda, if you've read this, you'll realize that I am a giant homo. Thank you for my rainbow tank top. My ass buddy has one too. Now we can wear our colors with pride.
Couldn't have said it better myself BZ!

[Dozzi]

Wow i haven't seen you in a while Satan. You were like the first person to sign up for new board... and then... well... yes... But i see the good comments keep rolling in. So I believe that the unregistered, I won't name names, should just calm down and realize fucks aren't given by anyone about anything they say.

[Eminem]

Originally posted by Dozzi
Wow i haven't seen you in a while Satan. You were like the first person to sign up for new board... and then... well... yes... But i see the good comments keep rolling in. So I believe that the unregistered, I won't name names, should just calm down and realize fucks aren't given by anyone about anything they say.

wrong satan.... the other was SATAN!!!..... i think this is a new guy

[SATAN]

Err.....not me im afraid.

Due to my suprising popularity on earth, many people have used my name in these places.

I mean, I am the man himself, cant exactly prove it or anything, you'll just have to take my word for it, that i am the root of all evil.

Naaa , ive changed man, its been years since i fell out with God.

Anyroad, sorry if you were expecting someone else.

Mr John Satan.

[Eminem]

i dont really care...
we need a Satan..... a REAL one. i guess the last one was your dad.... am i rigght? hu?

[SATAN]

Not to sure really.

Never knew who created me, only had one mate (god) and i fell out with him cos i was always playing tricks on his son.

I was young you know, a cheeky devil.

Anyway im quite satisfied you all, there is plenty of evil on the earth for you to be getting on with, at least i can get on with me knitting while you have wars and stuff.
Afterall, you cant have good without evil.

God ive gone soft in me old age havent i?

[chris_78660]

Originally posted by Baby_Zeus
Your attempts to make a fool of me have only backfired on whoever is imitating me. I'm betting it's Chris.


not i...
i thought those were YOUR posts:confused:

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by TOOL_illusion
Couldn't have said it better myself BZ!

OMG Tool, that was pure genius...................definitely got a good laugh out of me..........*clapping hands*good job........good job.

[Dozzi]

DAmn i was feelin hopeful too, like maybe the good times were comin back. Maybe... but no. WEll his avatar IS batman... so we can accept him.

[Baby_Zeus]

Nice one, Tool. Changing everything I said and saying it was quoted from me. You must be like the others. You love to pretend to be me. Yep. If you can't succeed in insulting me, you'll go to plan B. You'll pretend to be me and act as if I am a loser, because it's easier than insulting. And it seems it engulfed a number of you. My, you give up too easily. Oh well. Not everyone has that level of endurance.

[Baby_Zeus]

Don't mind me guys, I'm just dripping with envy. I cannot seem to be accepted by society and it pains me deeply that everyone, even my whore of a mother, does not like me. Oh well, I'll always have Marcos to shove his fat cock in my mouth when I need love. Well, by love I mean that he will always shoot a huge load of cum into my mouth. He says that he loves to fuck my face, because it is the only time that I do not talk. I wonder what he means by that???

[TOOL illusion]

Originally posted by passionpanda23
OMG Tool, that was pure genius...................definitely got a good laugh out of me..........*clapping hands*good job........good job.
Thank you *bows gracefully* thank you my dear panda! I try my best

[Baby_Zeus]

Still, this person pretends to be me. You know, you're giving it away that it isn't me simply by the way you use words. Your graphic use of sexual situations is a dead give-away that it's not me talking. You re-use the "post subject" icons I have previously used in your attempt to convince others that it is me talking. You have much to learn, my friend. You should find a new method, one that people will believe. Anyone with an ounce of intelligence can tell the real posts by Baby_Zeus from the imitations. Knowing you, you'll probably post as me again, saying more garbage about homosexuality and the like. I hope you are not that predictable.

[SATAN]

Duh

[Baby_Zeus]

Satan. Who else would it have been? I guess that answers that.