Am aboot, ta gan oot, doon the toon.
Pencil test!!!!!...... She could hold a box of jumbo crayons under those hot water bottles.
How the fuck can you get over 100%, ya daft window licker.
Afterwards, can we turn this into a broadway musical?
OK 1. I'm from the North East of England 2. My favourite food is a Donner Kebab 3. I drink heavily P.S. I love the 'hermself' word, can I use it from now on? I believe this might be you from the near future http://www.newdiaspora.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/drunk-brit-.jpg You're not very good a...