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Re: I think I might have a job.

 by mrsquirtlejeans ¦  Fri May 26, 2017 1:38 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I think I might have a job. ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 322

God I would love to. I would want to start a big business if I did that though, hiring a lot of people. And I don't know how to manage a large business. I used to dream of like a little vegan deli/coffee shop that I ran by myself though that I could also live in. That would be pretty sweet. My food...

Re: I think I might have a job.

 by mrsquirtlejeans ¦  Fri May 26, 2017 1:34 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I think I might have a job. ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 322

Why don't you just start your own business? Get a loan, rent a place and be your own boss. It's the bee's knees. God I would love to. I would want to start a big business if I did that though, hiring a lot of people. And I don't know how to manage a large business. I used to dream of like a little ...

Re: Brian run off?

 by mrsquirtlejeans ¦  Fri May 26, 2017 1:31 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Brian run off? ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 177

Concerno wrote:
Fri May 26, 2017 12:53 am
Literally.
It takes Brian several hours to drive from one town to the next because of the weigh stations.

Re: Bots:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 by mrsquirtlejeans ¦  Fri May 26, 2017 1:27 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Bots::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ¦  Replies: 113 ¦  Views: 4271

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Pee_patrol wrote:
Thu May 25, 2017 1:40 pm
Demeter wrote:
Thu May 25, 2017 1:25 pm
Seriously though guys, if we're gonna make this happen, you have to Paypal me the money first. I don't want anyone tricking me.
*paypals mouthwash*
Pee_Patrol is likely the dumbest person here. Pee_Patrol realizes how dumb Demeter is. What does this say?

Re: I think I might have a job.

 by mrsquirtlejeans ¦  Fri May 26, 2017 1:20 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I think I might have a job. ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 322

Concerno wrote:
Fri May 26, 2017 12:59 am
Why don't you just start your own business? Get a loan, rent a place and be your own boss. It's the bee's knees.
But then she would have to, you know...make decisions and stuff.

Re: chicken fucking nuggets

 by mrsquirtlejeans ¦  Fri May 26, 2017 12:54 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: chicken fucking nuggets ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 165

I'll just quote roboduck since he keeps messaging me on xboxlive. "Pee and poop and mostly peepee poops."

I receive a message like this daily. Please kill me.

Re: I think I might have a job.

 by mrsquirtlejeans ¦  Thu May 25, 2017 11:27 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I think I might have a job. ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 322

Well, saying something like nigger is no longer unique.

Maybe faggot?

Clearing something up

 by mrsquirtlejeans ¦  Tue May 23, 2017 11:14 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Clearing something up ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 169

This may be completely foreign; on the front pages if someone thumbs you down they are calling you a stupid/queer/fat, or even gay. They probably (almost 100% guaranteed) didn't even read your post. They see your avatar and assume everything you have to say is gay and stupid. When you respond you co...

Re: HOT COCK!

 by mrsquirtlejeans ¦  Tue May 23, 2017 6:02 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: HOT COCK! ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 194

almostapathetic wrote:
Tue May 23, 2017 6:00 pm
mrsquirtlejeans wrote:
Tue May 23, 2017 5:40 pm
Star Trek II: The search for Cock
You fucking mong, ST II is The Wrath of Kahk...The Search for Cock is III. GTFO!
Star Trek III: First Cocktact

Re: Anybody want to argue?

 by mrsquirtlejeans ¦  Tue May 23, 2017 5:57 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Anybody want to argue? ¦  Replies: 132 ¦  Views: 1571

sometimes I don't wipe if I'm going to shower after I poop. seems like a waste of tp and that shit can be expensive. You have to at least wipe once. Who wants to risk something falling on the bathmat or having to waffle-stomp a chunk with a kernel. You fucking barbarian. Brian (the fat guy) shits i...

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