Would look more like this.
That would be an awesome. Heck, anything else but the same worn out shtick.
But now you have a nephew to babysit.
I also used to spit in my brother's mayonnaise and stir it up so he didn't notice because it was the only way I could get revenge without him finding out and thus murdering me. His mayonnaise always had my spit in it. You think he didn't spit in your shit? You think your toothbrush didn't get rubbe...