That's an Azian for you...Thinking a movie is real life.
I didn't read the OP but I gather he is actually proud of being Italian. That just funny and sad all at the same time.
Joe has pet seman. Sadly they die in a few hours but he gets a fairly steady supply of new semans to pet and cuddle. It's an occupational benefit.
Trust me, there's coke in Waukegan...Probably still warm from the Mexican coke mills.
Who are you?