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Re: Just wanted to give everyone a heads up.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Wed Nov 21, 2018 7:36 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Just wanted to give everyone a heads up. ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 133

<r>Can you imagine a toilet in a black person's house? <E>:shock:</E><br/> <br/> <SIZE size="85"><s>[size=85]</s><COLOR color="green"><s>[color=green]</s>Added in 2 minutes 25 seconds:<e>[/color]</e></COLOR><e>[/size]</e></SIZE> <QUOTE author="cunnalingus" post_id="137700" time="1542814199" user_id=...

Re: How educated are you? [serious]

 by almostapathetic ¦  Wed Nov 21, 2018 7:31 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: How educated are you? [serious] ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 1365

I know a guy who went to Canadian Tire and trained as a oil and lube tech. He gets an employee discount but he doesn't own a car. The bus driver laughs when he tries to use it for bus fair.

Re: How educated are you? [serious]

 by almostapathetic ¦  Wed Nov 21, 2018 5:49 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: How educated are you? [serious] ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 1365

Your mom goes to college.

Re: That's not Dave Chappelle

 by almostapathetic ¦  Wed Nov 21, 2018 4:24 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: That's not Dave Chappelle ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 67

same shit happened to me compared to how i was 10 years ago back then i was thin, good looking, in shape, could sing high pitched vocals at karaoke now i'm some pear shaped sloppy piece of shit with a low voice i guess its called aging and not giving a fuck Do you live in a van? If not, then at lea...

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread: part 3

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:43 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread: part 3 ¦  Replies: 35 ¦  Views: 1771

Re: Orange Man Bad!

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:18 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Orange Man Bad! ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 338

You guys ever have a bad day? Like they get you food order wrong...Or FedEx moves your delivery date a day later. Last week an ice storm knocked my power out all day. You know what keeps those little problems in perspective? You don't live in a fucking van and piss in an old water bottle every singl...

Re: Orange Man Bad!

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:49 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Orange Man Bad! ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 338

You had me at niqqer.

Re: Orange Man Bad!

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:04 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Orange Man Bad! ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 338

lemmiwinx wrote:
Tue Nov 20, 2018 7:58 pm
I like the part about lipo suctioning his man titties. Gets me into the holiday spirit.
That your New Year's resolution? You'll fit back into those 44" jeans shorts by summertime. *thumbsup*

Re: Orange Man Bad!

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Nov 20, 2018 7:46 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Orange Man Bad! ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 338

i'm gonna stretch out your legs and jam a butt plug so far up your tattered man-star you're going to need to hire a doctor to surgically remove it from that 300 lb collection of cellulite you call your abdomen. Tell him to lipo some of the fat from your man-titties too, that way you aren't so fucki...

Re: Just wanted to give everyone a heads up.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Nov 20, 2018 7:04 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Just wanted to give everyone a heads up. ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 133

lemmiwinx wrote:
Tue Nov 20, 2018 6:02 pm
You don't see many black people at Waffle House...
You think the toilet cleans itself?

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