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Re: Teacher Sex

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:26 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Teacher Sex ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 225

mrsquirtlejeans wrote:
Sun Aug 20, 2017 3:53 pm
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
No you didn't.

Re: Teacher Sex

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Aug 20, 2017 3:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Teacher Sex ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 225

Closest I got to someone in an official capacity was my bank manager. I didn't have any outstanding loans at the time so I guess it was ethical. I dated a realtor but she wasn't trying to sell me a house so no porn scenario stuff. I think a meter maid in Dublin was flirting with me once but it was ...

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:38 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 280 ¦  Views: 31611

My mom told some stupid joke yesterday. She started of with, "This statue removing has gone too far." My dad, "yeah, what now?" Her, "Wendy's employees just removed a statue of Ronald McDonald."

I called her a niqqer.

Re: Pick a number

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:42 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pick a number ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 274

FagRocco had a better dinner last night.

Re: Pick a number

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:22 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pick a number ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 274

pirate wrote:
Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:07 pm
buy the ingredients and expand your horizons.
Low grade dog food...


This thread just divided by zero.



Mark my words something is gonna happen in the very near future because of it. An apocalypse, wormhole, eclipse...Something.

Re: Racist video games

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:10 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Racist video games ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 301

cumburger wrote:
Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:38 pm
almostapathetic wrote:
Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:23 pm
I saw some pics of Hiroshima and Nagasaki from the mid 1940s and it didn't look very advanced to me. :dbagsmile:
Tokyo, not some small city.
That was joke.

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:29 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 947 ¦  Views: 49095

JohnnyP wrote:
Thu Aug 17, 2017 6:02 pm
Angry Geriatric's favorite magazine....

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Reminded me of this classic.

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You better know what that's from.

Re: Racist video games

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:23 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Racist video games ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 301

Well an interesting side note the Slavic people who wanted to fight for the nazis were not given "honoring Aryans" Slavic people willing to fight for nazis were killed or enslaved. Probably because he didn't see them as being advanced. Have you seen footage of Tokyo in 1930s, looks more advanced or...

Re: Is this racist?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Aug 20, 2017 11:34 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Is this racist? ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 339

Guise!!! I just did the white American inventors search on bing and it did the same thang. It shows black mangs. Yep. On a 'web' search is does say, "American inventors frequently mentioned on the web." Just proves that all the shook libs are bringing up black inventors in blogs and so on. I then d...

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