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Demeter wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:00 pm

You realize I have like 5 other threads I could be responding to right now that beg for my attention?

"friends" LOL

That word means way more to me. Most people call those acquaintances.

I guess you take what you can get.

Skunks. My dog just got sprayed by a goddamn niqqer skunk. I keep a spray bottle 50/50 apple cider vinegar/water and cedar oil i use the spray him when he rolls in smelly stuff...I added 6 0z or so of hydrogen peroxide and douched him. Ran up and got a 2ld box of baking soda and rub him down with ru...

Demeter wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:32 am

I'm incredibly privileged in many respects.
1. I am a genius.
2. I'm physically stunning.
3. I am very charming.

happysock wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:28 am

Just sayin!

He sucks the most toes around here. Plus he sucks'em good.

cunnalingus wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:38 am

Lol you see the picture of that old ugly 55 year old teacher who fucked her student.

mrsquirtlejeans wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 20, 2017 3:53 pm

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers

Closest I got to someone in an official capacity was my bank manager. I didn't have any outstanding loans at the time so I guess it was ethical. I dated a realtor but she wasn't trying to sell me a house so no porn scenario stuff. I think a meter maid in Dublin was flirting with me once but it was ...

My mom told some stupid joke yesterday. She started of with, "This statue removing has gone too far." My dad, "yeah, what now?" Her, "Wendy's employees just removed a statue of Ronald McDonald."

I called her a niqqer.

FagRocco had a better dinner last night.