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Re: Van Life

 by almostapathetic ¦  Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:53 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Van Life ¦  Replies: 67 ¦  Views: 1615

Strip club??? I wouldn’t pay to see balloons hanging from a nail swing around, would you? I would for the entertainment. Especially if she could get them swinging in opposite directions. Either way I'd flip quarters at them and watch 'em bounce off. That and pay a blind guy to read those Stevie Won...

Re: Van Life

 by almostapathetic ¦  Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:49 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Van Life ¦  Replies: 67 ¦  Views: 1615

If you can find me a vegan roommate near my university that has a room in my budget I'll move in tomorrow but otherwise thanks for nothing. Just find a dyke to move in with. Let's look into the future... https://imagecdn.clips4sale.com/accounts99/96033/clip_images/__bellytribbing2.gif

Re: Dear God

 by almostapathetic ¦  Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:43 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dear God ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 216

I wonder if they would let me sit and watch quietly in a corner while i jerked off Scissoring! Amiright or amiright? **NSFW** A) https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2016/11/21/300/16932400.gif B) http://ace-kyoto.com/403/close-up-lesbian-tribbing.gif C) https://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.com/ima...

Re: The line to see the Donald talk was 2 miles long

 by almostapathetic ¦  Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:18 am ¦  Forum: News & Current Events ¦  Topic: The line to see the Donald talk was 2 miles long ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 501

The way all you faggy dems get with all your butthurt and crying...That's what makes all of us independents say we "like" Trump. Don't get me wrong, we think he's and idiot, but atleast that idiot is getting shit done. I just wish he were a little less embarrassing about it. Inb4 more butthurt, cryi...

Re: Van Life

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:29 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Van Life ¦  Replies: 67 ¦  Views: 1615

Look, even vegans find her unacceptable as a roommate. I mean most vegans are crazy, but most aren't here special crazy.

You people have only seen the slight vapors of her decades of burning-crazy-tire-fire.

Re: PastorX and the Ladyboy

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:24 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: PastorX and the Ladyboy ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 419

PastorX wrote:
Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:57 pm

how about Happysock loves cock
If that's the case, he only likes you a little bit.

Re: I saw a fat man crash and burn at the box office

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:17 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I saw a fat man crash and burn at the box office ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 240


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Re: What happened to the gifs thread :(

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:03 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: What happened to the gifs thread :( ¦  Replies: 348 ¦  Views: 36372

Ronny_Slobs wrote:
Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:57 pm
OOps, I spilled mouthwash on muh pants.

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