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Re: Self-taught rocket scientist plans launch to test flat Earth theory

 by almostapathetic ¦  Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:53 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Self-taught rocket scientist plans launch to test flat Earth theory ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 23

I heard @PastorX made his own woman. Out of tape and blankets and an ink pen cap as the vagina.

Re: ToFurky...More Like ToFucky

 by almostapathetic ¦  Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:49 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: ToFurky...More Like ToFucky ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 34

cunnalingus wrote:
Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:46 am
Anybody else get a boner looking at that turkeys gaping hole?
What, so Briana LeVgan posted it up in TC? How hairy was it? I bet it was like really really hairy.

Re: ToFurky...More Like ToFucky

 by almostapathetic ¦  Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:44 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: ToFurky...More Like ToFucky ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 34

Why do vegans make their food look and taste like feces coated flesh? Right down to fake bones. :?

Re: African American Friday deals

 by almostapathetic ¦  Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:20 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: African American Friday deals ¦  Replies: 81 ¦  Views: 1033

Hmmm. You know who loves dinosaurs? Little boys love dinosaurs. :roll:

ToFurky...More Like ToFucky

 by almostapathetic ¦  Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:13 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: ToFurky...More Like ToFucky ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 34

AmIRight? What is this crap? https://cdn.nexternal.com/vegane/images/TofurkyRoastLG1.jpg http://archives.quarrygirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/tofurkey-570x316.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VgxPGeV3FHs/TtDcmJEbeTI/AAAAAAAAFTE/KiwmOML8rdQ/s1600/Thanksgiving+2011+%252810%2529.jpg http://divinelife...

Re: Damn Xmas songs

 by almostapathetic ¦  Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:52 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Damn Xmas songs ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 177

Re: What are you listening to?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:04 pm ¦  Forum: Music ¦  Topic: What are you listening to? ¦  Replies: 360 ¦  Views: 41631

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Reported.

Re: What are you listening to?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:14 pm ¦  Forum: Music ¦  Topic: What are you listening to? ¦  Replies: 360 ¦  Views: 41631

Yep, he's a ladyboy.

Re: Best method for hemorrhoids.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:12 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Best method for hemorrhoids. ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 144

Slutina wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:04 pm
"Lick me where I fart" will now be my catchphrase
In your case that's just an average French kiss. :lol:

Re: Best method for hemorrhoids.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Best method for hemorrhoids. ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 144

"Dad"? LOLOL That milkshake that ran down his mum's leg the night he was conceived is where the term, "it takes a village" came from.

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