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Re: Comments

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:45 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Comments ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 133

I say we go to San Francisco, kidnap PepperPeanut and duct tape his balloon knot to a truck stop glory hole until they change the comments section back. Wouldn't it be better if you did something he doesn't like? That's like telling a straight dude you're gonna flop stripper tittays in his face unt...

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:37 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1308 ¦  Views: 63795

Hey, man, I'm just trying to make reparations and set things right by sending them home. I can't tolerate my white guilt any longer.

Re: Would you rather ....

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:33 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Would you rather .... ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 105

Demeter wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:48 pm
If I ever had to spend the night with you for some reason I would eat a lot of broccoli, prunes, and caffeinated beverages, then wait til you fell asleep and fart in your mouth.
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:lol:

Re: Holy shit!

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:54 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Holy shit! ¦  Replies: 15 ¦  Views: 170

almostapathetic wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 4:44 pm

Say twinky 3 times and @andrewryan69 will appear.
by andrewryan69 ¦ Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:06 pm
I told you guys.

Re: Lol only on ebaumsworld

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:33 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Lol only on ebaumsworld ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 162

edsbrian wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:29 pm

Stop flirting with me.
But I spilled mouthwash on my pants...OOPS!

Re: Please

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:03 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Please ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 110

cunnalingus wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:01 pm
Lemmi's fucking FAT!
No, he's curvy. :lol:

Re: Lol only on ebaumsworld

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:55 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Lol only on ebaumsworld ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 162

edsbrian wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:35 pm
Wait... Fat people use a wand to type?
They use a wand to wipe.

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Re: What are you listening to?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:49 pm ¦  Forum: Music ¦  Topic: What are you listening to? ¦  Replies: 250 ¦  Views: 26776

^
Negged.

Re: i mite hafta go to weehab

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:47 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: i mite hafta go to weehab ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 99

edsbrian wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:31 pm

Not only have I not disliked you but I've only recently noticed you. I'm not impressed.
Stop flirting with me.

Re: Holy shit!

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Sep 18, 2017 4:44 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Holy shit! ¦  Replies: 15 ¦  Views: 170

Tom_Selleck wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:27 pm
Cunnalingus real name is Gary Soloman. Never knew he had a PhD in trolling fat ebaumers

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Hakik wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:21 pm
So why is Brian so fat?
Probably has to do with that twinky he's ramming down his throat
Say twinky 3 times and @andrewryan69 will appear.

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