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Re: Age gets us all in the end.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:20 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Age gets us all in the end. ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 89

SkeetDixon wrote:
Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:12 am
Wasn't he absent in the son's life or something?
Like @pirate's mum?

Re: Fuck Africa In The Ass

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 7:49 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Fuck Africa In The Ass ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 129

Fuck Africa In The Ass
Too late, God already did that. Not sure if he fucked it on the 3rd day when he created the land or the 6th day when he created the land animals.


I'm going with the 6th day. It's was probably a nice place before that. Kinda like Detroit.

Re: Why can't we have signatures!

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 7:43 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Why can't we have signatures! ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 120

I bet Pirate is really a white kid in Indiana living in his grandparent's basement.

Re: need help?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 7:36 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: need help? ¦  Replies: 1 ¦  Views: 18

Re: Pirate is my bitch.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 7:32 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pirate is my bitch. ¦  Replies: 15 ¦  Views: 211

Pirate on mother's day...


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Re: Forum Member Suicide Watch List

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 6:39 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Forum Member Suicide Watch List ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 73

PX will die when he plugs his penis pump into the laundry dryer outlet for more power. The shock will burn his penis making it plump like a Ballpark Frank (well, Vienna sausage). Sadly, he'll already be dead and never see his lifelong quest come true.

Re: How To Whip A Negro.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 6:27 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: How To Whip A Negro. ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 35

It also helps to wear black face to make them think you're one of them and you're just swatting off the flies for your brotha. wash that ass nigga Forget all that BS, do it the way it was intended. https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--soyaYdrT--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_...

Re: Brian shits in the shower

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 6:15 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Brian shits in the shower ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 166

Re: Kumacho's Wife at Taco Bell

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:29 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Kumacho's Wife at Taco Bell ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 641

Can you imagine that your paycheck involved cleaning other people's poop and pee?

I'm not sure a task can be any lower. :|

Re: Brian shits in the shower

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:39 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Brian shits in the shower ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 166

Better waffle stomp dat shit.

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