Like @pirate's mum?
Too late, God already did that. Not sure if he fucked it on the 3rd day when he created the land or the 6th day when he created the land animals.Fuck Africa In The Ass
PX will die when he plugs his penis pump into the laundry dryer outlet for more power. The shock will burn his penis making it plump like a Ballpark Frank (well, Vienna sausage). Sadly, he'll already be dead and never see his lifelong quest come true.
It also helps to wear black face to make them think you're one of them and you're just swatting off the flies for your brotha. wash that ass nigga Forget all that BS, do it the way it was intended. https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--soyaYdrT--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_...