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Re: Talking dirty

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:07 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Talking dirty ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 59

Q: What did Joecaca say after he lost his virginity?






















A: Get off me dad, you're smashing my smokes.

Re: Ladies, please post in this thread.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:36 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Ladies, please post in this thread. ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 904

I was hoping my fashion threads would attract more females but the overwhelming cringe of all the neckbeards here must have overpowered my attempts. Your personality aint exactly doing any better. Shall I post of the dozens of catfights you've been in because other forum females got positive attent...

Re: Mom tells me I am special.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:34 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Mom tells me I am special. ¦  Replies: 15 ¦  Views: 144

Not that I can share with the likes of you I'm afraid. Then pick the pic that's most representative. http://oi61.tinypic.com/10wvcc0.jpg https://i.imgflip.com/19hq1p.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e0/42/56/e042567c1a22428d4945ac8b435d50e3--british-actresses-picture-show.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/...

Re: Mom tells me I am special.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:43 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Mom tells me I am special. ¦  Replies: 15 ¦  Views: 144

Got any pics of that niece?

Re: That Fag Cunnalingus.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:56 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: That Fag Cunnalingus. ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 415

24thchromosome wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:16 pm

my mom says men who have sex with men are going to hell. are you going to hell?
Is that a roundabout way of asking for a date?

Re: Mom tells me I am special.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:05 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Mom tells me I am special. ¦  Replies: 15 ¦  Views: 144

It's like a fucking potato farm around here.

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:02 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 386 ¦  Views: 42582

Looks like she fell face first into a tackle box.

I also wonder what she'd look like if she let that mono brow connect. Probably Eddie Munster.

Re: Dear fellow Ebaumers

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:56 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dear fellow Ebaumers ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 166

The replies in this thread have pleased me. Camaraderie, light banter, hooker and blow...Reminds me how it used to be around here.

Re: Black man abuses white toddler girl.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:48 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Black man abuses white toddler girl. ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 200

On the phone last week Joe's mom talked how "uncle" Tyrone gave her a pair of mudshark sunglasses, Joe thought, "what a nice fella."

I don't have the heart to tell him.

Re: kids ah da best. gwoan ups ah woosuhs

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:40 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: kids ah da best. gwoan ups ah woosuhs ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 57

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