Q: What did Joecaca say after he lost his virginity?
A: Get off me dad, you're smashing my smokes.
I was hoping my fashion threads would attract more females but the overwhelming cringe of all the neckbeards here must have overpowered my attempts. Your personality aint exactly doing any better. Shall I post of the dozens of catfights you've been in because other forum females got positive attent...
Not that I can share with the likes of you I'm afraid. Then pick the pic that's most representative. http://oi61.tinypic.com/10wvcc0.jpg https://i.imgflip.com/19hq1p.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e0/42/56/e042567c1a22428d4945ac8b435d50e3--british-actresses-picture-show.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/...
Is that a roundabout way of asking for a date?
Looks like she fell face first into a tackle box.
I also wonder what she'd look like if she let that mono brow connect. Probably Eddie Munster.
On the phone last week Joe's mom talked how "uncle" Tyrone gave her a pair of mudshark sunglasses, Joe thought, "what a nice fella."
I don't have the heart to tell him.