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Re: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 4:18 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum ¦  Replies: 162 ¦  Views: 6040

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:18 pm
I'm just playing. But seriously I have a penis ball sized blood vessel inside my butt crack. :oops:
fixed your typo. You're welcome.

Re: Why I took exception to Pirate.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 12:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Why I took exception to Pirate. ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 109

Even the black wait staff call them Canadian and hate waiting on them. A few years back me and a buddy went in this wing joint/bar and didn't know it was a black place. A few of the brothers were trying to stair us down. The waitress (black girl) seemed like she was so happy we came in and was all ...

Looks like OJ will get $25K a month when he's released from prison. This motherfucker kills two people, loses the civil case for their deaths for $33M, and then kidnaps and robs a person, yet he'll be making more and living better than I ever will. But what will Simpson's life be like when he gets o...

Re: Why I took exception to Pirate.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:36 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Why I took exception to Pirate. ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 109

Sometimes, when my patient (or his family) is a piece of shit or douchebag, I hold necessary medication. I usually chart it as having been given though, so that my behavior is untracable...that nurse was amateur. Still, I fully understand the situation. Thank you for bringing light to this scenario...

I'm going to send each and everyone on this forum a can of Hormel premium quality canned beef, an onion, a ricee cooker and a bag of rice. You'll need to buy some butter to saute the onion in, since it doesn't mail very well. Why not just send a WalMart gift card instead of mailing all that shit. D...

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:40 am ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 213 ¦  Views: 24805



Full screen it and look at the wind swirl at the beginning.


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Re: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:26 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum ¦  Replies: 162 ¦  Views: 6040

Enare wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:23 am
Kingmike28 wrote:
Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:22 pm
Fuck most of you faggots
Yeah, tell 'em.
Show me your taint.

Re: im an Airian now.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:24 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: im an Airian now. ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 139

*Farts*

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Eat that, nerd.

Re: Make America great again

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:32 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Make America great again ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 230

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:33 pm
Pee_patrol wrote:
Fri Jul 21, 2017 1:57 pm
U guise r racist lil poops doe.
I accidentally liked this. I meant to thumb it down.
You can go back and remove it. :roll:


I just negged both of you.

Re: What's the best prank you've ever done?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Fri Jul 21, 2017 4:15 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What's the best prank you've ever done? ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 265

My buddy got wasted at a lake-side bar and stole the clothes of some fat chick. He stole her shirt, shorts, sandals, and bonnet-fedora hat (which he was wearing). Yeah, he was totally blacked out and completely out of his mind. We left the bar and my buddy passed out. When he awoke, we convinced hi...

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