You know she admitted to looking at the little boys penors she babysat?
13" LOL You couldn't stretch that pencil 13 centimeters.
Indo or Thai is right up your alley.
The Chinky escort will probably understand title case and the use of 'a' vs. 'an'.
You know where else is untouched by the Koreans?
Just a bunch of fanatic nutjobs beating the shit out of each other. SJWs, skinheads, hooligans, Jesus freaks, hippies...All annoying, let them Thunderdome each other.