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Re: I just ordered ching chong food delivery

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:37 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I just ordered ching chong food delivery ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 329

I need Mo Shu Pork doe. :( With my old delivery I always got beef, it's actually better than the pork. Moo Shu is awesome, I always get extra hoisin and usually don't use the pancakes. If I'm out and they feel the need to make it for me I eat it. I used to have 2 great delivery places. Not any more...

Re: Is it weird that I sleep with a dildo in my butt?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:29 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Is it weird that I sleep with a dildo in my butt? ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 58

joecaca wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:40 pm
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
💩
Which dad?

Re: Too many Darkies in UK

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:27 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Too many Darkies in UK ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 67

How dey gon feed dey childenz?

Re: Ja-lapeno Chips

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:26 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Ja-lapeno Chips ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 47

HolidayFriday wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:21 pm
You know what chips are terrible? Vinegar and Salt chips. That is such a horrible thing to do to a potato chip it's like a prank.
It's like a douche. The only thing vinegar is good for is cleaning. Who wants to taste a cleaning product?

Re: Which one of you whites catfished this blackman?LOL

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:21 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Which one of you whites catfished this blackman?LOL ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 102

This happened to joe once. But instead it was really a woman.

Re: Is it weird that I sleep on my couch?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:13 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Is it weird that I sleep on my couch? ¦  Replies: 40 ¦  Views: 1149

And what kind of abuse causes a girl to go out with neckbeards who spill mouthwash on their pants? If he's a neckbeard then you're a mentally handicapped brony who wears a bib to catch your drool while peeing your pants to anime porn. Plus it was meant to be platonic and I was both drunk and high a...

Re: Europe doesn't have mass shootings....oh wait...

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:04 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Europe doesn't have mass shootings....oh wait... ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 85

I doubt it has anything to do with them being black. Europeans are sick of the muzzies pouring in. Muzzies shit on their culture and religion. Look at Sweden right now, Swedes are quickly becoming the minority in many areas. Rape, daily shootings, violence against Christians, it's out of control. Wh...

Re: A is for ....

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:30 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: A is for .... ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 226

Yeah, uhm, I bet she has freckles and some cellulite. Yuck! Would not hit. I only hit perfect 10s.

Re: Fat Difficulties Different With Regard To Everyone

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:29 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Fat Difficulties Different With Regard To Everyone ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 134

Best thread of the week so far.

Re: I just ordered ching chong food delivery

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:22 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I just ordered ching chong food delivery ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 329

lemmiwinx wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:01 am
Atlanta man was shot and killed by Uber food delivery driver. Be careful who you invite over to your house or condo.
Or better yet, just don't live in Atlanta.

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