I thought that last year and got a Samsung. I regret it almost every day.
Anyway the only reason you enjoy killing small harmless animals as much as you do is probably because it's not legal to massacre kindergartens. I don't enjoy killing them, I'm just not going to let then destroy everything. I have a fricking walnut tree and they think it's a Detroit Little Caesars. ...
She could wrap the string over his eyes and he'd never even see it coming.
With me, why? How is killing destructive and dirty rodents with a gun wrong, yet using a mousetrap is OK?
She won the used-up porn star lottery.
A hoe is good for that...*Gets mouthwash*
I bet she has moles and skin tags that are bigger.