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Re: http://www.healthcarebooster.com/liftesse/
by almostapathetic ¦ Sat Jul 22, 2017 2:59 pm ¦ Forum: The Swamp ¦ Topic: http://www.healthcarebooster.com/liftesse/ ¦ Replies: 5 ¦ Views: 74Re: Why I took exception to Pirate.
by almostapathetic ¦ Sat Jul 22, 2017 12:45 pm ¦ Forum: The Swamp ¦ Topic: Why I took exception to Pirate. ¦ Replies: 9 ¦ Views: 89Even the black wait staff call them Canadian and hate waiting on them. A few years back me and a buddy went in this wing joint/bar and didn't know it was a black place. A few of the brothers were trying to stair us down. The waitress (black girl) seemed like she was so happy we came in and was all ...
Re: ~Post Your Pics That Are Funny But Aren't Funny Enough For Their Own Thread~
by almostapathetic ¦ Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:41 am ¦ Forum: Pictures ¦ Topic: ~Post Your Pics That Are Funny But Aren't Funny Enough For Their Own Thread~ ¦ Replies: 134 ¦ Views: 16028Looks like OJ will get $25K a month when he's released from prison. This motherfucker kills two people, loses the civil case for their deaths for $33M, and then kidnaps and robs a person, yet he'll be making more and living better than I ever will. But what will Simpson's life be like when he gets o...
Re: Why I took exception to Pirate.
by almostapathetic ¦ Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:36 am ¦ Forum: The Swamp ¦ Topic: Why I took exception to Pirate. ¦ Replies: 9 ¦ Views: 89Sometimes, when my patient (or his family) is a piece of shit or douchebag, I hold necessary medication. I usually chart it as having been given though, so that my behavior is untracable...that nurse was amateur. Still, I fully understand the situation. Thank you for bringing light to this scenario...
Re: You just won $20 Million In The Lottery. Tell Us What You'd Do With The Money!
by almostapathetic ¦ Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:29 am ¦ Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦ Topic: You just won $20 Million In The Lottery. Tell Us What You'd Do With The Money! ¦ Replies: 96 ¦ Views: 11374I'm going to send each and everyone on this forum a can of Hormel premium quality canned beef, an onion, a ricee cooker and a bag of rice. You'll need to buy some butter to saute the onion in, since it doesn't mail very well. Why not just send a WalMart gift card instead of mailing all that shit. D...
Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread
by almostapathetic ¦ Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:40 am ¦ Forum: Pictures ¦ Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦ Replies: 212 ¦ Views: 24763Full screen it and look at the wind swirl at the beginning.
Re: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum
by almostapathetic ¦ Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:26 am ¦ Forum: The Swamp ¦ Topic: Official eBaum's World Tinychat - https://tinychat.com/ebaumsforum ¦ Replies: 159 ¦ Views: 5952Re: http://www.healthcarebooster.com/liftesse/
by almostapathetic ¦ Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:25 am ¦ Forum: The Swamp ¦ Topic: http://www.healthcarebooster.com/liftesse/ ¦ Replies: 5 ¦ Views: 74It rubs the lotion on the skin...
Re: im an Airian now.
by almostapathetic ¦ Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:24 am ¦ Forum: The Swamp ¦ Topic: im an Airian now. ¦ Replies: 7 ¦ Views: 107*Farts*
Eat that, nerd.
Re: Make America great again
by almostapathetic ¦ Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:32 pm ¦ Forum: The Swamp ¦ Topic: Make America great again ¦ Replies: 17 ¦ Views: 220You can go back and remove it.
I just negged both of you.