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Re: Brian shits in the shower

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 11:50 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Brian shits in the shower ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 275

happysock wrote:
Sat Jun 23, 2018 10:40 am
I piss in the shower. Feels good.
How else you gonna blast the waffle stomp from between your toes?

Re: Age gets us all in the end.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:55 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Age gets us all in the end. ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 326

BDR529 wrote:
Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:54 am
Eric Clapton...72 years old...still cooler than any rap artist. ;)
That 2Pack guy looked pretty cool in those morgue pics. My guess is about 38°F.

Re: Got Jewed

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:51 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Got Jewed ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 108

^ Should've said he knew Drop. Woulda got a $5 tug in the mensroom. ------------------------ Went to a festival last night for some music and beer. Friends went to the Cheesestake vendor, pft...I saw the BBQ tent with 3 huge smokers run by the darkies and I know they can BBQ so I got a brisket sandw...

Re: Age gets us all in the end.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:20 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Age gets us all in the end. ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 326

SkeetDixon wrote:
Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:12 am
Wasn't he absent in the son's life or something?
Like @pirate's mum?

Re: Fuck Africa In The Ass

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 7:49 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Fuck Africa In The Ass ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 152

Fuck Africa In The Ass
Too late, God already did that. Not sure if he fucked it on the 3rd day when he created the land or the 6th day when he created the land animals.


I'm going with the 6th day. It's was probably a nice place before that. Kinda like Detroit.

Re: Why can't we have signatures!

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 7:43 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Why can't we have signatures! ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 145

I bet Pirate is really a white kid in Indiana living in his grandparent's basement.

Re: need help?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 7:36 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: need help? ¦  Replies: 1 ¦  Views: 59

Re: Pirate is my bitch.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 7:32 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pirate is my bitch. ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 257

Pirate on mother's day...


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Re: Forum Member Suicide Watch List

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 6:39 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Forum Member Suicide Watch List ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 170

PX will die when he plugs his penis pump into the laundry dryer outlet for more power. The shock will burn his penis making it plump like a Ballpark Frank (well, Vienna sausage). Sadly, he'll already be dead and never see his lifelong quest come true.

Re: How To Whip A Negro.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sat Jun 23, 2018 6:27 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: How To Whip A Negro. ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 66

It also helps to wear black face to make them think you're one of them and you're just swatting off the flies for your brotha. wash that ass nigga Forget all that BS, do it the way it was intended. https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--soyaYdrT--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_...

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