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Re: Guests of our shit show

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:20 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Guests of our shit show ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 18

Tom_Selleck wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:08 pm
Not talking about the regulars but the guests. Currently 24 people are reading the swamp, probably amused or weirded out that Joecaca comments to himself using his alts.
Probably just Korean/Indian spammers sitting idol while they answer customer support questions elsewhere.

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:53 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1322 ¦  Views: 64020

She's not in denial. She's just selective about the reality she accepts.

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:44 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1322 ¦  Views: 64020

Not all loons are vegan, but all vegans are loons.


It's a fact.

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:09 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1322 ¦  Views: 64020

For eight months, a Lenexa man’s body sat in a KCI (Airport) parking lot. His family asks why. Potter was missing for eight months until police were alerted to a foul odor coming from the truck. He appeared to have died by suicide. http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article173844011.html http://ww...

Re: Jesus Christ ate meat . So shall we.

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:06 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Jesus Christ ate meat . So shall we. ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 1052

RULE 34

Re: Would you rather ....

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:23 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Would you rather .... ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 190

I'd choose Demeter so I can show her my live performance of the Kama Sutra. ...hand shoved up your ass making your lips move) does that mean you want to fuck yourself? Sounds like a typical Thursday night at Joecaca's place. https://i.imgur.com/XYSVZJY.png?1 https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b7d0eda...

Re: How to use Chopsticks

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:45 am ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: How to use Chopsticks ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 713

They also invented a way to get piss and shit all over your feet and clothes. https://theseroads.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/img_0535.jpg https://i2.wp.com/monkeyabroad.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Asian-squat-toilet11.jpg I think they were mostly designed for pooping out babies for disposal.

Re: Would you rather ....

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:15 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Would you rather .... ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 190

cunnalingus wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:34 am
WOAH. they'd ban us on the front page for a TOS personal info ban for posting that picture of Demeter.
The freckled, veiny udders and Stevie Wonder nipples have been blacked out for privacy.

Re: Comments

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:45 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Comments ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 229

I say we go to San Francisco, kidnap PepperPeanut and duct tape his balloon knot to a truck stop glory hole until they change the comments section back. Wouldn't it be better if you did something he doesn't like? That's like telling a straight dude you're gonna flop stripper tittays in his face unt...

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:37 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1322 ¦  Views: 64020

Hey, man, I'm just trying to make reparations and set things right by sending them home. I can't tolerate my white guilt any longer.

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