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Re: Is it weird that I sleep with a dildo in my butt?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:23 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Is it weird that I sleep with a dildo in my butt? ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 131

Is there any doubt joe is a little upset at me making fun of all the "dads" he's had?

Re: Europe doesn't have mass shootings....oh wait...

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:55 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Europe doesn't have mass shootings....oh wait... ¦  Replies: 33 ¦  Views: 331

joecaca wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:53 pm
So so boring 😴. Tell us one interesting thing you do. I don't care how retarded or unimportant it is. Something fun or funny.
You first.

Re: Europe doesn't have mass shootings....oh wait...

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:47 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Europe doesn't have mass shootings....oh wait... ¦  Replies: 33 ¦  Views: 331

Yep, there it is, everything I said all in one post. I knew that Schick would be the first to chime in.

Re: Is it weird that I sleep with a dildo in my butt?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Is it weird that I sleep with a dildo in my butt? ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 131

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. 💩 Which dad? I call your dad "dad". So basically your dad. We have gay sex. He's the receiver and I'm a generous giver. Durrrrrrrrrr. Jesus Christ you're boring 😂 Caca 💩 ...

Re: I just ordered ching chong food delivery

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:37 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I just ordered ching chong food delivery ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 417

I need Mo Shu Pork doe. :( With my old delivery I always got beef, it's actually better than the pork. Moo Shu is awesome, I always get extra hoisin and usually don't use the pancakes. If I'm out and they feel the need to make it for me I eat it. I used to have 2 great delivery places. Not any more...

Re: Is it weird that I sleep with a dildo in my butt?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:29 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Is it weird that I sleep with a dildo in my butt? ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 131

joecaca wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:40 pm
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
💩
Which dad?

Re: Too many Darkies in UK

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:27 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Too many Darkies in UK ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 146

How dey gon feed dey childenz?

Re: Ja-lapeno Chips

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:26 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Ja-lapeno Chips ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 84

HolidayFriday wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:21 pm
You know what chips are terrible? Vinegar and Salt chips. That is such a horrible thing to do to a potato chip it's like a prank.
It's like a douche. The only thing vinegar is good for is cleaning. Who wants to taste a cleaning product?

Re: Which one of you whites catfished this blackman?LOL

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:21 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Which one of you whites catfished this blackman?LOL ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 154

This happened to joe once. But instead it was really a woman.

Re: Is it weird that I sleep on my couch?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:13 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Is it weird that I sleep on my couch? ¦  Replies: 40 ¦  Views: 1210

And what kind of abuse causes a girl to go out with neckbeards who spill mouthwash on their pants? If he's a neckbeard then you're a mentally handicapped brony who wears a bib to catch your drool while peeing your pants to anime porn. Plus it was meant to be platonic and I was both drunk and high a...

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