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Re: It's below freezing here

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:13 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: It's below freezing here ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 129

One of the guys I work with is from Memphis. His family said the entire city is basically shut down for a week. 3 inches of snow, shut down for a week. I'm laughing so hard I might piss my pants a little. We'd shut down too if we got hit like ND or MN. You don't budget big equipment like a tow plow...

Re: What type of sausage do you like to put in your butt?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:10 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What type of sausage do you like to put in your butt? ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 137

You mean like Brian's fingers?

Don't tell him they look like bratwurst or he'll eat them.

Re: It's below freezing here

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:13 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: It's below freezing here ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 129

Slutina wrote:
Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:03 am
mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:34 am
It's okay, propane has a freezing point of -306.4°F so you'll be fine.
Are you suggesting that I live in Arlen and work at Strickland propane?
I bet you work for Tatherton Fuels and grew up in McMaynerberry

Re: Would you rather be retarded, or gay?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:44 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Would you rather be retarded, or gay? ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 168

Potato girl is like 19 now.

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Re: Dating site

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:11 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Dating site ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 138

PM this guy. memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1767 He does pretty well on his dating sites.

Re: It's below freezing here

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:29 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: It's below freezing here ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 129

Well, he did invent the internets.

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:28 am ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 999 ¦  Views: 92232

That's right, motherfucker...I get shit done.

Re: Would you rather be retarded, or gay?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:11 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Would you rather be retarded, or gay? ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 168

Kumacho wrote:
Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:54 am
Why can't you be a gay retard? Best of both worlds. Smiling all the time and getting your dick sucked.
Then why is joe so bitter all the time?

Re: What's with the heat wave?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:10 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What's with the heat wave? ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 177

No, I'm pretty sure 70% of the earth's surface is Brian.

Re: What's with the heat wave?

 by almostapathetic ¦  Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:52 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What's with the heat wave? ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 177

brian is about 40 so that confirms his farts are destroying the ozone layer. we need to stop dicking around and find a filter big enough to fit in his butt before the sun burns us all to a crisp! https://hips.hearstapps.com/pop.h-cdn.co/assets/17/01/480x240/landscape-1483634947-jan-05-2017-11-53-29...

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