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Re: Ajit Pai

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:44 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Ajit Pai ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 312

lemmiwinx wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:33 pm
I mean why pay for it when you can drive to McDonalds and use their wifi?

Re: Marine Gets Cucked

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:43 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Marine Gets Cucked ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 88

edsbrian wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:40 pm

I got two sentences in before I remembered you’re boring as fuck.
You know who likes my stories? Ur mum.

Re: Ebaumsworld Congressional Hearings

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:41 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Ebaumsworld Congressional Hearings ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 69

lemmiwinx wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:28 pm
mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:07 pm
Where did you find this early Christopher Walken clip? It might be worth something to collectors of memorabilia.

Re: Marine Gets Cucked

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:55 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Marine Gets Cucked ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 88

"Thanks for defending me and my country, but i'm gonna have to fuck your slutty girlfriend while you are away and our love will go viral on the net so everyone can see it" It's a greasy action regardless, but for a guy who risks his neck to defend his country and everyone in it, it just seems so fu...

Re: Christmas wish

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:33 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Christmas wish ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 166

cunnalingus wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:01 pm
I’m literally gonna die if I don’t get a fidget spinner for Christmas! Santa if you’re reading this, I’ve been good alllllll year.
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Re: Christmas Trees

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:29 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Christmas Trees ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 291

joecaca wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:46 pm
I got a real tree 🌲. The kids are happy. I'm pretty great amirite guys!? :D
One of the perks of you vocation.

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Re: Demeter Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:26 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 187 ¦  Views: 2813

Oops, I spilled mouthwash on my pants. What a gullible dolt. Old man CC teacher just thinking Arby's. He's not old. He's in his early 30's I think. And he has a wife and kids and is handsome so I'm sure she's gorgeous too so he has no need to risk his career by trying to fuck students. He's just ve...

Re: me parakeet might be racist

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:25 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: me parakeet might be racist ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 324

SkeetDixon wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:20 pm
joecaca wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:48 am
pirate wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:21 pm
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Whoa! These guys are edgey.
I bet you two don't even watch cable TV either? ;)
I think you meant that.

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:55 am ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 810 ¦  Views: 77060

Bluetooth kills batteries.

Re: Christmas

 by almostapathetic ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:18 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Christmas ¦  Replies: 62 ¦  Views: 2476

JohnnyP wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:04 am

These are all the rage in nursing homes right now.
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Pirate takes one to work every day. He wears a thong so it doesn't fall out when he bends over to empty bedpans.

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