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Re: Demeter Thread

 by Demeter ¦  Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:16 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 135 ¦  Views: 1606

You guys are so mad that you're not on my level you have to pretend I'm on yours. Deep down you know you're only mocking yourselves.

Re: sex with demeter

 by Demeter ¦  Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:15 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: sex with demeter ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 104

Well considering the only vegans who would fuck you would have to be dead.... yeah, for you I guess.

Re: Demeter Thread

 by Demeter ¦  Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:50 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 135 ¦  Views: 1606

Her outsides are just matching her insides more these days. Typical white trash hick. IDK why she still buys her clothes at the Wal-mart clearance section though - isn't she supposed to be rich?

I will never look that bad unless I become a vegetable and a caregiver named Lupita starts dressing me.

Re: What's the most embarrassing thing about your life?

 by Demeter ¦  Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:25 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What's the most embarrassing thing about your life? ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 358

I used to pretend to be deaf to ignore people but now I'm actually deaf.

Re: Demeter Thread

 by Demeter ¦  Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:22 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 135 ¦  Views: 1606

Yeah PastorX, what's wrong with you?

Re: Demeter Thread

 by Demeter ¦  Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:16 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 135 ¦  Views: 1606

People generally want to fuck me at work actually. I try to avoid going to a store where one of my sexual harassers works now, because he will try to touch me if he sees me. He used to rub up against me and touch me inappropriately and give me gifts or offer to buy me stuff when I worked there. Part...

Re: sex with demeter

 by Demeter ¦  Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:27 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: sex with demeter ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 104

Is that actually a corpse? Please tell me that was fake and I didn't just see someone fucking an actual corpse. I think now there's just about only one thing I haven't seen yet and I might have to make a rule never to click links on eBaum's so I never do. You people are fucked up.

Re: Demeter Thread

 by Demeter ¦  Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:44 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 135 ¦  Views: 1606

What.... I showed you like all of my teeth. What does it matter if I'm smiling or not?

Re: Demeter Thread

 by Demeter ¦  Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:02 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 135 ¦  Views: 1606

By face masks I mean to protect my lungs from smoke inhalation....

Also @ almostapathetic, ask SkeetDixon, he's seen my teeth. They're flawless.

Re: I'm not afraid to stick a lightbulb up my ass.

 by Demeter ¦  Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:17 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I'm not afraid to stick a lightbulb up my ass. ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 119

Give yourself a saltwater enema and plug it with the lightbulb and see what happens. Take pics.

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