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Re: Demeter Thread

 by Demeter ¦  Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:56 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 462

Yeah, no you don't. It's true that I lent her money. The reason I hadn't moved in yet is because she was getting her little guest house ready (supposedly) for me and while I was waiting for that to get done she said she needed help paying her rent and asked if I could pay mine in advance. Not thinki...

Re: Demeter Thread

 by Demeter ¦  Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:17 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 462

almostapathetic wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:12 pm
Demeter wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:21 pm


Edit: Here's another I recently made. I'll make a personal one for you later though. https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zcXTCt23oS[/b]
This made my dog take a big Labrador dump on the carpet.
Must be because my angelic voice soothes and relaxes the colon so the poo just falls right out.

Re: Demeter Thread

 by Demeter ¦  Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:21 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 462

My new boyfriend keeps sending me romantic messages today and calling me beautiful. Finally someone appreciates me. From a non-vegan they would be really creepy but I'm feeling the love. Beautiful singing voice, you sound like Whitney Houston. You've got a lucky man. Thanks! https://assets-auto.rbl....

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by Demeter ¦  Sun Dec 10, 2017 3:20 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1973 ¦  Views: 103422

I hate when I want to sing but I can't because there are people in the house.

Was belting this in the car and was so bummed when I had to get out and walk in the house.



Such a good song.

Re: December 5th 2017 update

 by Demeter ¦  Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:05 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: December 5th 2017 update ¦  Replies: 68 ¦  Views: 943

A threat to me? lmao. Is she going to bomb my house? Wtf are you talking about....crazy old man. You really can't be this stupid can you? Please don't make me explain how she is a treat to you. You really won't like it and I don't really want to make another girl cry today. That last fucking hooker...

Re: Demeter Thread

 by Demeter ¦  Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:10 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 462

Just got off the phone with my boyfriend and I don't think he'd want me sharing photos of my snooch with anyone but him. I'm so fortunate he doesn't seem to realize he could use dating sites to find other vegan girls way better looking than me. Hope he never does so I can keep him forever. Edit: Als...

Re: Demeter Thread

 by Demeter ¦  Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:44 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 462

You really don't know me as well as you think you do.

Proof it's me (put your volume up full blast so you can hear it):

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ctYlOspH6K

Re: Demeter Thread

 by Demeter ¦  Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:43 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 462

Here's an identity test. Describe a commercial job you worked in which you felt a fellow employee wronged you. What was the job and what was the situation in which you were allegedly wronged by a fellow employee? You're either talking about the job where I was robbed or the job where I was sexually...

Demeter Thread

 by Demeter ¦  Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:09 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 462

This thread is all about me. I figured since y'all like talking about me so much we ought to have a thread specifically dedicated to that. Enjoy! I guess I'll start off the conversation by talking about my day. I got a new boyfriend and he's very romantic and loving and handsome and I think he just ...

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by Demeter ¦  Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:34 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1973 ¦  Views: 103422

I guess you just don't know me as well as you think you do.

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