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Re: My testicle itches

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:47 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My testicle itches ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 174

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Re: Clean.

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:43 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Clean. ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 205

Kumacho wrote:
Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:55 am
happysock wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:36 pm
I just took a bath. My mom scrubbed my back as always. :!: :D :D
Did she help you with your itchy anus and scrotum?
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Re: How to defeat a succubus.

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:40 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: How to defeat a succubus. ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 372

suc·cu·bus - a female demon believed to have sexual intercourse with sleeping men.

Attractions - Pouring mouth wash on pants

Turn Offs - Eating steak

Origin
late Middle English: from medieval Latin succubus ‘prostitute,’ from succubare, from sub- ‘under’ + cubare ‘to lie.’

Re: Can you guess...?

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:54 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Can you guess...? ¦  Replies: 90 ¦  Views: 1111

The answer is negro....

...i'm sorry, what was the question again?

Re: I have a little question

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:52 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I have a little question ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 277

RevBubbaFlavell wrote:
Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:48 am
What kind of man would put his tongue in a woman's tail!?!?! It's enough to make a grown man sick!!!!

So sayeth the sheppard! So sayeth the flock!
okily dokily

Re: I have a little question

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:34 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I have a little question ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 277

Bitches
Love
Mustache rides

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Re: DEET

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:18 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: DEET ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 216

HAVE YOU TRIED NOT BEING A FRENCH NEGRO?

Re: Can you guess...?

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:17 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Can you guess...? ¦  Replies: 90 ¦  Views: 1111

pirate wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:46 pm
blah blah blah blah blah..... but you’ll be proud of yourself for once...you’ll feel like a man.

Real talk.

Your friend and leader,
Spider THE MALE FUCKING NURSE
Bahaha you're a fucking male nurse

Re: White Sports Cuck........

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:14 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: White Sports Cuck........ ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 233

SkeetDixon wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:49 pm

Added in 4 minutes 31 seconds:
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I got distract by these huge titties, my only reply is....

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Re: Cheap piss water beer

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:07 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Cheap piss water beer ¦  Replies: 37 ¦  Views: 609

PastorX wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:17 am
Tom_Selleck wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:30 pm
I drink Whiskey because I don't wanna feel guilty about hitting my wife and kids
with all those Mexicans around why would you hit your wife and kids?
Don't be racist. every race of man, woman and child need to be hit. Except if you're a White male

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