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Re: is it true?

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:23 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: is it true? ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 177

Tom_Selleck wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:21 pm
Oh Grandpa, you crack me up. Now stop grabbing that nurses ass and take your pills
I'll take the pills but I'm not going to stop grabbing the nurse's ass.

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Re: Confession

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:21 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Confession ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 69

Tom_Selleck wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:18 pm
Tl;Dr Summary - Im gonna get fucked in the ass by Kevin Gastelum on Nov 25, so im preparing my asshole with a dildo in training. Yours Truly, Anderson Silva
The real Anderson Silvia is going to fight again? I hope they keep an orthopedic surgeon on stand-by.

Re: is it true?

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:14 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: is it true? ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 177

Tim_Kerr wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:12 pm
I don't have an Alt :sad:
What kind of cheap piece of shit computer you running? You should have one on either side of the space bar.

I should have gone to the next page. iOS. That explains it.

Re: Confession

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:10 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Confession ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 69

Kumacho wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:34 pm
He's not fucking Natalie Portman but he is Anderson Silva. :roll:
I'm pretty sure his name is Silvia Anderson.

Re: Confession

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:55 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Confession ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 69

I'm hoping someone can provide a short summary to this novella because there is no way in hell I'm reading all that crazy talk.

Re: Dildo Factory

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Sun Sep 24, 2017 9:19 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dildo Factory ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 90

You keep posting this kind of stuff and Joe is never going to leave.

Re: Got the job!!!!

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:54 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Got the job!!!! ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 298

Slutina wrote:
Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:10 pm
I just filled out an application at Popeye's
I think you are going to get a "Sorry but we are looking for someone with more melanin" letter in the mail.

Re: Dear fellow Ebaumers

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:17 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dear fellow Ebaumers ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 328

HolidayFriday wrote:
Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:14 am
What does alles klar mean?
It means you suck dick for bratwurst behind the local bier strube.

Re: So do we still need to build the wall?

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:15 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: So do we still need to build the wall? ¦  Replies: 38 ¦  Views: 415

lemmiwinx wrote:
Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:35 am
I see your point. Maybe what we need is some kind of vapor barrier wall that doesn't let anything through.
A giant pool strainer. BUILD THAT STRAINER! BUILD THAT STRAINER!

Re: So do we still need to build the wall?

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:52 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: So do we still need to build the wall? ¦  Replies: 38 ¦  Views: 415

I don't think they would be dazed. They are used to being wedged behind dashboards or jammed by the hundreds in the back of semis. They have been training for this. They will hit the ground and be selling their first orange or mowing their first lawn within 10 minutes.

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