That is amateur stuff. An upper decker is what the professionals do.
Maybe someone will start a GoFundMe page so you can achieve your dream of having 3 jugs around you.
Sounds like something Roboduck would do.
This is obviously a policy violation.
Is that the one where you run around and get killed a lot or the one where you hide 7 miles from the other players and shoot 200 rounds of ammo to get 1 kill?
Are they one of those wacky morning radio shows?