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Re: I want to buy these Raybans

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 11:35 pm ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: I want to buy these Raybans ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 293

I just got me some badass reading glasses so I can read the small print on the medicine bottles and not have to get my stomach pumped again.

Re: Tranny's BTFO

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:24 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Tranny's BTFO ¦  Replies: 35 ¦  Views: 344

Tom_Selleck wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:22 pm
Your wife is still a little spit fire AG
She's dead. This is just what the women will do here at the old folks home to get an extra pudding cup.

Re: Salt

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:22 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Salt ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 153

Tom_Selleck wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:19 pm
They told us there would be cookies and fruit punch
What they said was there would be a bunch of fruits trying to dick punch you in the cookie jar.

Re: Tranny's BTFO

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:20 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Tranny's BTFO ¦  Replies: 35 ¦  Views: 344

Tom_Selleck wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:11 pm
BDR529 wrote:
Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:38 pm
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I hope she's a cam whore.

Edit: I found out her name is Michelle, she's probably under aged and I'd most likely go to jail if I show her my penis
There is always the hot bitch.

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Re: \

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 5:43 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: \ ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 228

cunnalingus wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 4:42 pm
For those that don't know mog670 passed away peacefully in his sleep today. Memorial to be held in the zesty sauce factory with chicken tendies to follow.
This is very upsetting. Are you sure it was peaceful? Any chance it could have been at least a bit painful and drawn out?

Re: Brain's Fan Club

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 5:39 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Brain's Fan Club ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 4037

Slutina wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 5:35 pm
Brian teaches black kids how to plug stuff into a desktop pc
I wonder who is more surprised at the end of the day? Brian that his wallet was stolen again or the thief finding out all the wallet had was a bunch of Golden Corral coupons?

Re: Big Brothers Big Sisters Program

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:35 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Big Brothers Big Sisters Program ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 77

SkeetDixon wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:31 pm
No, I've asked before. The mom is a fat slob that feeds the kid McDonalds 5 times a week and never cooks.
All this time and we are just learning that Roboduck is signed up for Big Brothers.

Re: It's a three way tie!

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:16 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: It's a three way tie! ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 55

cunnalingus wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:13 pm
Guys its come to my attention that Brian is losing weight but the Brian is fat still sticks.
He isn't losing weight as in he weighs less. He is losing weight as in he is unable to see it all anymore. His moobs are blocking his view.

Re: It's a three way tie!

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 11:47 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: It's a three way tie! ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 55

almostapathetic wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 11:37 am
I am the shitpost master. I am the 322 of the new forum. Where's my bronze jew star?
Right through those metal doors *lights pilot light*

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