Have you met Joe?
PX hasn't seen Brain's penis in years?
It was probably copied from The Chive
why, cause u can't supersize your meal at panera bread? Their bread isn't even fresh. They sell you 7 day old product and tell you it's fresh from the oven. Maybe they think by your size that you aren't interested in your health and give you the reject loaf. Personally, I've never been to a Panera ...