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Re: Guess what I had for breakfast

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri Jul 28, 2017 11:06 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Guess what I had for breakfast ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 32

Slutina wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2017 10:38 am
Please don't say cock because it wasn't cock
Now I am thinking it might have been cock and you are just trying to throw us off track.

Re: Fuck! NASA is going to fucking kill us!

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri Jul 28, 2017 9:57 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Fuck! NASA is going to fucking kill us! ¦  Replies: 3 ¦  Views: 23

Re: Hey

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri Jul 28, 2017 9:55 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Hey ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 19

Wow. The muppets have changed a lot since Disney bought them.

Re: I want to buy these Raybans

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 11:35 pm ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: I want to buy these Raybans ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 333

I just got me some badass reading glasses so I can read the small print on the medicine bottles and not have to get my stomach pumped again.

Re: Tranny's BTFO

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:24 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Tranny's BTFO ¦  Replies: 35 ¦  Views: 366

Tom_Selleck wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:22 pm
Your wife is still a little spit fire AG
She's dead. This is just what the women will do here at the old folks home to get an extra pudding cup.

Re: Salt

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:22 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Salt ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 183

Tom_Selleck wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:19 pm
They told us there would be cookies and fruit punch
What they said was there would be a bunch of fruits trying to dick punch you in the cookie jar.

Re: Tranny's BTFO

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:20 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Tranny's BTFO ¦  Replies: 35 ¦  Views: 366

Tom_Selleck wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:11 pm
BDR529 wrote:
Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:38 pm
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I hope she's a cam whore.

Edit: I found out her name is Michelle, she's probably under aged and I'd most likely go to jail if I show her my penis
There is always the hot bitch.

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Re: \

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 5:43 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: \ ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 234

cunnalingus wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 4:42 pm
For those that don't know mog670 passed away peacefully in his sleep today. Memorial to be held in the zesty sauce factory with chicken tendies to follow.
This is very upsetting. Are you sure it was peaceful? Any chance it could have been at least a bit painful and drawn out?

Re: Brain's Fan Club

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 5:39 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Brain's Fan Club ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 4040

Slutina wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 5:35 pm
Brian teaches black kids how to plug stuff into a desktop pc
I wonder who is more surprised at the end of the day? Brian that his wallet was stolen again or the thief finding out all the wallet had was a bunch of Golden Corral coupons?

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