• Search

  • Search it up!

Search found 833 matches

 Go to advanced search

Re: The Life of Brian

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:26 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: The Life of Brian ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 201

pirate wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:07 am
Hurry up and die.

Sincerely,
Silvia Anderson
You sound just like my doctor.

Re: Who’s the shittiest forum guy?

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:56 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Who’s the shittiest forum guy? ¦  Replies: 56 ¦  Views: 436

Got any of those weird, distant uncles that dodged the draft and collected disability since the 80s and now just sit on Facebook reposting MAGA/libcuck memes to an audience that has long ago unfollowed his posts? Now you know. I don't think Dildozer is old enough to dodge the draft but the rest sou...

Re: Favorite Sports Pictures

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:54 pm ¦  Forum: Sports ¦  Topic: Favorite Sports Pictures ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 158

HolidayFriday wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:46 pm
Image
Quoted for agreement.

Re: Who’s the shittiest forum guy?

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:53 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Who’s the shittiest forum guy? ¦  Replies: 56 ¦  Views: 436

Know is the winner of are discount tent.

Re: Front page political trolls

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:59 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Front page political trolls ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 493

Kumacho wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:46 am
So the front page is represented by the likes of brian and this guy?
Yes

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:57 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1821 ¦  Views: 91852

cunnalingus wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:16 am
More like Cinco de Gayo!
Salsa, my ass! It's just cut up tomato and onion.

Re: Duke graduates.

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:59 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Duke graduates. ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 442

mrsquirtlejeans wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:54 pm
Pirate dislikes the fact that Chesapeake blue crab is superior to whatever it is they have out there.
They have hobo crabs and rocky mountain oysters.

Re: Duke graduates.

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:49 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Duke graduates. ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 442

pirate wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:39 pm
I would never stockpile so many precious cans in one location. What happens if the boat sunk?
-Anderson RN, byotch
So you learned from this mistake? I bet even the crabs wouldn't eat that shit.

Re: Duke graduates.

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:18 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Duke graduates. ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 442

pirate wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:00 pm
Best place to put “paint buckets” is at the bottom of the Puget Sound. But you have to own a boat, and you’re poor, so do what you gotta do bro.

-Spider
Yea...your "boat"

Image

Re: Duke graduates.

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:50 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Duke graduates. ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 442

I always get rid of my old "paint buckets" by burying them under my vegetable garden. Nobody gets suspicious about a large section of freshly dug dirt when you plant tomatoes over the top of it.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 84