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Re: I just got a text from solace

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:15 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I just got a text from solace ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 124

cunnalingus wrote:
Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:01 am
Look how happy that guy is.
Joe does always seem to be happy, doesn't he?

Re: Self-taught rocket scientist plans launch to test flat Earth theory

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:14 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Self-taught rocket scientist plans launch to test flat Earth theory ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 52

I like how this genius spent $20k to build a rocket that will launch him 1,800 feet up before returning to earth as a mangled corpse. A stupider person would have just rented a plane or hooked a Go Pro to a weather balloon and lived to see the results.

Re: ToFurky...More Like ToFucky

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:09 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: ToFurky...More Like ToFucky ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 78

http://archives.quarrygirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/vinh-loi-turkey-570x372.jpg That kind of looks like the little turkeys they serve here at the old folks home except ours aren't made from tofu. Ours are made from all the rats they have caught in the kitchen since last Thanksgiving. Some yea...

Re: Damn Xmas songs

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:22 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Damn Xmas songs ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 238

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:15 pm
everyone knows Jesus was a carpenter.
He was a Carpenter too?!? I thought there was just the two of them until the really thin one stopped eating and died. Hated their music.

Re: I just got a text from solace

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:48 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I just got a text from solace ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 124

Tell him I hope he kills some of them Nazi bastards while he is there. Desert Fox, my ass *spits*

Re: African American Friday deals

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:23 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: African American Friday deals ¦  Replies: 81 ¦  Views: 1324

I do all my shopping on Cybersex Monday.

Re: Pewp facts.

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:21 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pewp facts. ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 274

inb4 Joe tries to make this thread about his day at work

Re: Have you ever had your underwear changed?

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:20 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Have you ever had your underwear changed? ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 94

Are you questioning my maturity, mister poopy-pants?!?

Re: I was molested

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I was molested ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 118

kocher wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:45 pm
Pee_patrol wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:14 pm
I go to the airport so tsa will touch me :(
I dress up as a pudding cup and saunter into nursing homes.
I thought you looked familiar

Re: My thanksgiving tradition is ruined

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:08 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My thanksgiving tradition is ruined ¦  Replies: 3 ¦  Views: 95

Slutina wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:46 pm
Now that I can't spend thanksgiving day talking to other losers in the comment sections what the hell and I supposed to do?
Take a bag of catshit with you and talk into it every now and then. Same thing.

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