Joe does always seem to be happy, doesn't he?
I like how this genius spent $20k to build a rocket that will launch him 1,800 feet up before returning to earth as a mangled corpse. A stupider person would have just rented a plane or hooked a Go Pro to a weather balloon and lived to see the results.
http://archives.quarrygirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/vinh-loi-turkey-570x372.jpg That kind of looks like the little turkeys they serve here at the old folks home except ours aren't made from tofu. Ours are made from all the rats they have caught in the kitchen since last Thanksgiving. Some yea...
He was a Carpenter too?!? I thought there was just the two of them until the really thin one stopped eating and died. Hated their music.
I thought you looked familiar
Take a bag of catshit with you and talk into it every now and then. Same thing.