You sound just like my doctor.
Got any of those weird, distant uncles that dodged the draft and collected disability since the 80s and now just sit on Facebook reposting MAGA/libcuck memes to an audience that has long ago unfollowed his posts? Now you know. I don't think Dildozer is old enough to dodge the draft but the rest sou...
They have hobo crabs and rocky mountain oysters.
So you learned from this mistake? I bet even the crabs wouldn't eat that shit.
I always get rid of my old "paint buckets" by burying them under my vegetable garden. Nobody gets suspicious about a large section of freshly dug dirt when you plant tomatoes over the top of it.